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(Onion AV Club)   Beyonce would like you to know that she is a sophisticated and progressive woman, and thus she shall no longer be spazzin' on that ass, spaz on that ass   (avclub.com) divider line
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2022-08-01 7:46:05 PM  
But will she strut that ass?
Strut That Ass (ORIGINAL VIDEO)
Youtube CdKvZDQt96o

Why don't they just walk to Guntersville
It ain't a far walk
Its just 38 miles
Why don't you walk
Why don't you walk to Guntersville
Yea
 
2022-08-01 7:48:23 PM  
Wouldn't bang her with subby's dick.
 
2022-08-01 7:50:45 PM  
Her and Lizzo both are doing the right thing. It's called being polite.

Ask yer mom. She prolly told you all about it.
 
2022-08-01 7:53:11 PM  

jmr61: Wouldn't bang her with subby's dick.


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You and me both.
 
mjg
2022-08-01 8:00:14 PM  
I don't think Beyonce is that smart.

She (and JayZ) are popular, just like Will/Jada. But I think it's a combination of good management and talented people that prop-up their fame/artistic ability.

When something like 'spaz' (for Beyonce) or Will (slapping) occurs - it's a rare look into the 'base nature' of the person. (ie. Bey overruling a produces to keep 'spaz' in the song, even when the producer/lawyers, etc. confronted her that this could be a bad mistake)

/I fully expect an intern to be fired for these actions
 
2022-08-01 8:00:43 PM  
I haven't had a chance to listen yet, but I'm sure it's the best album money can buy, just like always.
 
2022-08-01 8:07:38 PM  
Literally, people spazzing out about her using the word 'spaz' are just proving the stereotype.
 
2022-08-01 8:08:46 PM  
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2022-08-01 8:09:41 PM  
Oh ffs.
 
2022-08-01 8:09:52 PM  
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2022-08-01 8:14:27 PM  
This actually started because of a disabled Australian complaining about a Lizzo song, because in the UK and Australia, "spaz" is an actual slur against disabled people, whereas here in America it didn't have such a negative connotation.

So I hereby demand Brits and Australians stop using coont and Fag to prevent confusion over here across the pond. We aren't smart enough to pick up on the usage.

/The Fark filter should illustrate everything about this argument you need to know.
 
2022-08-01 8:19:20 PM  

aaronx: Her and Lizzo both are doing the right thing. It's called being polite.


Being polite is for woke soyflakes
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2022-08-01 8:19:33 PM  
When did we let a few dozen angry Twitter people make spaz an unspeakable word?
 
2022-08-01 8:33:33 PM  

mjg: I don't think Beyonce is that smart.

She (and JayZ) are popular, just like Will/Jada. But I think it's a combination of good management and talented people that prop-up their fame/artistic ability.

When something like 'spaz' (for Beyonce) or Will (slapping) occurs - it's a rare look into the 'base nature' of the person. (ie. Bey overruling a produces to keep 'spaz' in the song, even when the producer/lawyers, etc. confronted her that this could be a bad mistake)

/I fully expect an intern to be fired for these actions


I don't have much time for Jay, but stupid he is most certainly not. And he knows how to make monster albums. My issue with Beyonce is she doesn't bring anything special to the table musically, besides being a rockstar.
 
2022-08-01 8:41:26 PM  

LewDux: aaronx: Her and Lizzo both are doing the right thing. It's called being polite.

Being polite is for woke soyflakes
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WELCOME TO FARK


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2022-08-01 8:55:21 PM  
Let's put it into context...

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2022-08-01 8:55:32 PM  
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2022-08-01 9:07:15 PM  
When Someone Doesn't Like Beyonce | Famalam
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Feels appropriate.
 
2022-08-01 9:17:38 PM  

Lsherm: This actually started because of a disabled Australian complaining about a Lizzo song, because in the UK and Australia, "spaz" is an actual slur against disabled people, whereas here in America it didn't have such a negative connotation.

So I hereby demand Brits and Australians stop using coont and Fag to prevent confusion over here across the pond. We aren't smart enough to pick up on the usage.

/The Fark filter should illustrate everything about this argument you need to know.


No, here, spazzes were dorks.  Disabled people were gimps and crips.
BUT THE SEX FREAKS AND THE GANGS RUINED THOSE.

Seriously, there are better ways to relate to people than name-calling, and if it's "restricting your freedom of speech", shut up and think about it for awhile.  Then come back when you're an eight-year old and give me your argument.
 
2022-08-01 9:34:48 PM  

dereksmalls: [Fark user image image 850x449]


That looks like Revenge of the Nerds, not Meatballs.
 
2022-08-01 9:35:59 PM  

devilEther: [Fark user image image 400x323]


Del tha funkee homosapien - If you must
Youtube o0xDGXotGIE

You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funky
 
2022-08-01 9:46:22 PM  
Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.
 
2022-08-01 10:01:04 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.


While I do think one of the conditions of her putting your song on her album is an automatic writing credit, she only has to change up a few lines to qualify. But I don't think she even plays piano and I highly doubt she can read music, so she's not composing jack shiat music wise.
 
2022-08-01 10:10:39 PM  

Troy McClure: When did we let a few dozen angry Twitter people make spaz an unspeakable word?


Twitter is the new PMRC.
 
2022-08-01 10:11:15 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.


Your band sucks.
 
2022-08-01 10:27:36 PM  
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2022-08-01 11:10:35 PM  

Billy Liar: Lsherm: This actually started because of a disabled Australian complaining about a Lizzo song, because in the UK and Australia, "spaz" is an actual slur against disabled people, whereas here in America it didn't have such a negative connotation.

So I hereby demand Brits and Australians stop using coont and Fag to prevent confusion over here across the pond. We aren't smart enough to pick up on the usage.

/The Fark filter should illustrate everything about this argument you need to know.

No, here, spazzes were dorks.  Disabled people were gimps and crips.
BUT THE SEX FREAKS AND THE GANGS RUINED THOSE.

Seriously, there are better ways to relate to people than name-calling, and if it's "restricting your freedom of speech", shut up and think about it for awhile.  Then come back when you're an eight-year old and give me your argument.


Nah, it's not FREEDUMS!, it's just slang. In this case it was offensive slang in one country but not another.

Beyoncé was right because she's global, but please, let's have some kind of realism about this.
 
2022-08-01 11:17:06 PM  

LewDux: aaronx: Her and Lizzo both are doing the right thing. It's called being polite.

Being polite is for woke soyflakes
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WELCOME TO FARK


He's the original short fingered vulgarian
 
2022-08-01 11:22:37 PM  

aaronx: Her and Lizzo both are doing the right thing. It's called being polite.

Ask yer mom. She prolly told you all about it.


*she and, FFS.
 
2022-08-01 11:46:55 PM  

drewogatory: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

While I do think one of the conditions of her putting your song on her album is an automatic writing credit, she only has to change up a few lines to qualify. But I don't think she even plays piano and I highly doubt she can read music, so she's not composing jack shiat music wise.


Who gives a damn?
A lot of really good songwriters can't sing for shiat, either.
None of y'all spaz out when Geddy Lee sings what Neil Peart wrote for him.
 
2022-08-01 11:55:48 PM  

stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.


stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.


If I still had one (it was called Fistful Of Feces. And classics like "Deepthroat Massacre" and "Jizzing Bullet Ants")
 
2022-08-01 11:58:05 PM  

drewogatory: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

While I do think one of the conditions of her putting your song on her album is an automatic writing credit, she only has to change up a few lines to qualify. But I don't think she even plays piano and I highly doubt she can read music, so she's not composing jack shiat music wise.


To be fair, she's an incredibly talented dancer.
 
2022-08-01 11:58:47 PM  

kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

If I still had one (it was called Fistful Of Feces. And classics like "Deepthroat Massacre" and "Jizzing Bullet Ants")


GG Allin was a biatch. A grownup version of the kid who will eat anything for a quarter, yet thinks people think he's cool.
 
2022-08-02 12:01:56 AM  

stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

If I still had one (it was called Fistful Of Feces. And classics like "Deepthroat Massacre" and "Jizzing Bullet Ants")

GG Allin was a biatch. A grownup version of the kid who will eat anything for a quarter, yet thinks people think he's cool.


Hey, let's see you write anything as classy and poetic as "Hard Candy Cock", "Lick My Ass, It Smells" or "Shove That Warrant Up Your Ass"!
 
2022-08-02 12:28:20 AM  

kling_klang_bed: drewogatory: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

While I do think one of the conditions of her putting your song on her album is an automatic writing credit, she only has to change up a few lines to qualify. But I don't think she even plays piano and I highly doubt she can read music, so she's not composing jack shiat music wise.

To be fair, she's an incredibly talented dancer.


That doesn't really come through my speakers though. But,yeah, she's more than just a singer for sure. I just don't give one single shiat about dance. I don't watch it for fun and I know less than shiat about it.  All I care about is the record, which I understand makes me an outlier.
 
2022-08-02 1:05:12 AM  

stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

If I still had one (it was called Fistful Of Feces. And classics like "Deepthroat Massacre" and "Jizzing Bullet Ants")

GG Allin was a biatch. A grownup version of the kid who will eat anything for a quarter, yet thinks people think he's cool.


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2022-08-02 1:29:18 AM  

kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

If I still had one (it was called Fistful Of Feces. And classics like "Deepthroat Massacre" and "Jizzing Bullet Ants")

GG Allin was a biatch. A grownup version of the kid who will eat anything for a quarter, yet thinks people think he's cool.

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2022-08-02 2:13:16 AM  

Troy McClure: When did we let a few dozen angry Twitter people make spaz an unspeakable word?


It was cruel and offensive long before Twitter existed.
 
2022-08-02 2:15:08 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Troy McClure: When did we let a few dozen angry Twitter people make spaz an unspeakable word?

It was cruel and offensive long before Twitter existed.


To be honest, it meant being a dork when I was growing up.
 
2022-08-02 4:09:59 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.


It's either that or being man-hating frigid biatch that writes low class poetry
 
2022-08-02 7:41:02 AM  

Avery614: kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

If I still had one (it was called Fistful Of Feces. And classics like "Deepthroat Massacre" and "Jizzing Bullet Ants")

GG Allin was a biatch. A grownup version of the kid who will eat anything for a quarter, yet thinks people think he's cool.

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Someone needs to remake this picture except either a skeleton replacing Gerard.
 
2022-08-02 8:38:42 AM  

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I got banned from the website The Root for posting this.  Very thin skinned.
 
2022-08-02 8:44:28 AM  
What a spaz.
 
2022-08-02 9:22:38 AM  

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It's all about riding coattails.
 
2022-08-02 9:27:35 AM  

stoli n coke: drewogatory: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

While I do think one of the conditions of her putting your song on her album is an automatic writing credit, she only has to change up a few lines to qualify. But I don't think she even plays piano and I highly doubt she can read music, so she's not composing jack shiat music wise.

Who gives a damn?
A lot of really good songwriters can't sing for shiat, either.
None of y'all spaz out when Geddy Lee sings what Neil Peart wrote for him.


Rush sucks.
 
2022-08-02 9:30:06 AM  

kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

stoli n coke: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

Your band sucks.

If I still had one (it was called Fistful Of Feces. And classics like "Deepthroat Massacre" and "Jizzing Bullet Ants")


You still haven't proven him wrong. (he's not)
 
2022-08-02 10:01:56 AM  

jmr61: Wouldn't bang her with subby's dick.


You crazy
 
2022-08-02 10:23:11 AM  
At least someone on her team would have been aware of the exact same lyric and controversy happening to Lizzo earlier this year. But they released the song anyway so...we can all agree this is a lazy, manufactured way to make headlines, right?
 
2022-08-02 10:24:12 AM  
What's the threshold for determining if a word has to be 'removed' from the lexicon?

If some small Tibetan village finds the word 'donut' offensive, do we have to remove it?

Growing up in the 80's in the US 'spazzing out' was a common and certainly not offensive term. I wouldn't be surprised that it was used in most teen movies around that time.
 
2022-08-02 10:34:03 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: stoli n coke: drewogatory: kling_klang_bed: Ten bucks says she hasn't ever written a single lyric herself in the first place.

While I do think one of the conditions of her putting your song on her album is an automatic writing credit, she only has to change up a few lines to qualify. But I don't think she even plays piano and I highly doubt she can read music, so she's not composing jack shiat music wise.

Who gives a damn?
A lot of really good songwriters can't sing for shiat, either.
None of y'all spaz out when Geddy Lee sings what Neil Peart wrote for him.

Rush sucks.


True. But farkers don't gripe about when their singer doesn't write the song.

That gripe seems almost solely reserved for pop singers, and then usually only the "dusky" pop singers.
 
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