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(Metro)   Liverpool McDonald's to ban anyone under 18 from the restaurant after 5PM. This should go over well   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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510 clicks; posted to Business » on 31 Jul 2022 at 2:12 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-31 12:06:18 PM  
So the yobs just need to bring an older friend to join in the beatings. That'll fix everything.
 
2022-07-31 1:29:29 PM  
In a way anyone under 18 should be banned from McDonalds 24/7, but I digress.
 
2022-07-31 2:22:28 PM  
So they'll be going down to Liverpool to do nothing?
 
2022-07-31 2:22:50 PM  
If an area has a problem with under-18s being so troublesome they need to ban the age group from businesses entirely... sounds like a job for a guy with a cricket paddle and a strong knee and swinging arm.
 
2022-07-31 2:52:13 PM  
Bring in the McStrippers! The McFemboy Strippers!
 
2022-07-31 3:06:16 PM  

Ghastly: Bring in the McStrippers! The McFemboy Strippers!


I've always wanted to open a McHugh's.
 
2022-07-31 3:22:35 PM  

Ghastly: Bring in the McStrippers! The McFemboy Strippers!


I just want to thank you for 20150421

I can't link it here for obvious reasons
 
2022-07-31 3:28:43 PM  

Unsung_Hero: If an area has a problem with under-18s being so troublesome they need to ban the age group from businesses entirely... sounds like a job for a guy with a cricket paddle and a strong knee and swinging arm.


not sure if a bit ironic or on brand. In the movie about McDs, "The Founder", restaurants seemed to have problems with young teens just loitering about the premise. Solution? get rid of the jukeboxes (IIRC)

Have they tried that yet?
 
2022-07-31 3:56:50 PM  
Everyone knows that kids hanging out at McDonald's they're up to no good.

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2022-07-31 4:05:03 PM  
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2022-07-31 4:19:24 PM  
Geezers need excitement. If their lives don't provide them this, they'll incite violence. Common Sense. Simple Common sense.
 
2022-07-31 4:29:07 PM  

Valter: Ghastly: Bring in the McStrippers! The McFemboy Strippers!

I just want to thank you for 20150421

I can't link it here for obvious reasons


Because google says it is obscure?
 
2022-07-31 7:20:09 PM  
So a business targetting youths doesn't want youths to eat there. Yeah, this has dumbass written all over it.
 
2022-07-31 8:54:08 PM  

Russ1642: So a business targetting youths doesn't want youths to eat there. Yeah, this has dumbass written all over it.


You miss the mark - McDonalds targets poor adults, not children with money.
 
2022-07-31 9:04:10 PM  
Gee, I wonder why.
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2022-07-31 9:13:21 PM  
"Meet me at McDonalds" haircuts now passé
 
2022-07-31 9:23:11 PM  

cefm: Russ1642: So a business targetting youths doesn't want youths to eat there. Yeah, this has dumbass written all over it.

You miss the mark - McDonalds targets poor adults, not children with money.


Are you on drugs? They invented the farking happy meal. They have play areas for kids. They want to target kids as customers until they're fourteen, and then tell them to fark off, and then want them as customers again when they're nineteen. It's ridiculous.
 
2022-07-31 9:24:58 PM  
McDowell's would never do that. Everyone is welcome at the home of the Big Mick.
 
2022-07-31 10:19:25 PM  

Hyjamon: Unsung_Hero: If an area has a problem with under-18s being so troublesome they need to ban the age group from businesses entirely... sounds like a job for a guy with a cricket paddle and a strong knee and swinging arm.

not sure if a bit ironic or on brand. In the movie about McDs, "The Founder", restaurants seemed to have problems with young teens just loitering about the premise. Solution? get rid of the jukeboxes (IIRC)

Have they tried that yet?


Actually, playing classical music loud will drive them off pretty effectively.
 
2022-08-01 7:50:10 AM  

BretMavrik: So they'll be going down to Liverpool to do nothing?


They can't do any of the ultraviolence any more, so now they'll just find some other place to do the old in-out in-out.
 
2022-08-01 10:55:36 AM  

Russ1642: cefm: Russ1642: So a business targetting youths doesn't want youths to eat there. Yeah, this has dumbass written all over it.

You miss the mark - McDonalds targets poor adults, not children with money.

Are you on drugs? They invented the farking happy meal. They have play areas for kids. They want to target kids as customers until they're fourteen


Generally, seven-year-olds aren't paying for their own happy meal.
 
2022-08-01 6:30:51 PM  

taliesinwi: Russ1642: cefm: Russ1642: So a business targetting youths doesn't want youths to eat there. Yeah, this has dumbass written all over it.

You miss the mark - McDonalds targets poor adults, not children with money.

Are you on drugs? They invented the farking happy meal. They have play areas for kids. They want to target kids as customers until they're fourteen

Generally, seven-year-olds aren't paying for their own happy meal.


Most 16 year olds are paying with mom and dad's money too. The point is that McDonalds is probably the restaurant that caters to kids the most. I have a hard time believing that McDonalds corporate would let one of their restaurants ban anyone based on age.
 
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