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(UPI)   Bear rings woman's doorbell in the middle of the night, something about an extended car warranty   (upi.com) divider line
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2022-07-28 1:50:08 PM  
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2022-07-28 2:40:31 PM  
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2022-07-28 3:09:08 PM  
Ding Dong Ditch was now part of den initiation.
 
2022-07-28 3:12:27 PM  
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2022-07-28 3:15:07 PM  
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2022-07-28 3:15:12 PM  
Candygram!
 
2022-07-28 3:18:02 PM  
Maybe It's Because
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2022-07-28 3:20:30 PM  
Another Far Side come to life.
 
2022-07-28 3:20:30 PM  
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2022-07-28 3:24:54 PM  
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2022-07-28 3:24:58 PM  
"Watson said the bear is a regular visitor to her neighborhood and has destroyed two of her bird feeders."

Maybe the bear was seeing if they had any bird feeders to go.
 
2022-07-28 3:26:02 PM  
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2022-07-28 3:27:03 PM  
Excuse  me, ma'am, but can you spare a moment to talk about my next meal?
 
2022-07-28 3:32:11 PM  

skinink: "Watson said the bear is a regular visitor to her neighborhood and has destroyed two of her bird feeders."

Maybe the bear was seeing if they had any bird feeders to go.


Yeah, if bears regularly visit your neighborhood, you need to put the bird feeders away except over winter.
 
2022-07-28 3:37:05 PM  
The bears selling extended warranties I can deal with. It's the pushy badgers selling solar you really have to watch out for. Little bastards won't take no for an answer.
 
2022-07-28 3:56:09 PM  
Have bears here and they def will destroy bird feeders. They quite like seeds and the sweet hummingbird water.

A couple short bear CSBs: one year I switched to these iron metal stakes that hang bird feeders, the bears got wise and learned to push them right over out of the ground lol. They lasted a couple years, but the bears finally bent the iron over one day permanently.

I used to like having the front and back doors open for a few hours morning/eve just to blow the house out some, get some fresh O2. More than once saw a bear snoot looking in, and one day heard some clanging and banging in the kitchen, went out and no shiat, bear in my kitchen just eating bananas and knocked over the coffee sugar jar lol.

Just the other day, [new door closed - windows open policy lol] one was trying to claw at the kitchen window screen, but I hastily closed the window.

Not personally bothered by it, technically this was their territory for what, a million years before me? Typically they are fairly benign and fark off in a few minutes.
 
2022-07-28 3:56:12 PM  
While the bear was at the front door distracting the homeowner, his buddy was sneaking thru the cat flap in the back door to steal bacon and biscuits.

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2022-07-28 3:57:30 PM  

fullyautomatic: one day heard some clanging and banging in the kitchen, went out and no shiat, bear in my kitchen


LOL perfect timing!
 
2022-07-28 4:08:51 PM  
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2022-07-28 4:10:28 PM  
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2022-07-28 4:23:26 PM  

fullyautomatic: Have bears here and they def will destroy bird feeders. They quite like seeds and the sweet hummingbird water.

A couple short bear CSBs: one year I switched to these iron metal stakes that hang bird feeders, the bears got wise and learned to push them right over out of the ground lol. They lasted a couple years, but the bears finally bent the iron over one day permanently.

I used to like having the front and back doors open for a few hours morning/eve just to blow the house out some, get some fresh O2. More than once saw a bear snoot looking in, and one day heard some clanging and banging in the kitchen, went out and no shiat, bear in my kitchen just eating bananas and knocked over the coffee sugar jar lol.

Just the other day, [new door closed - windows open policy lol] one was trying to claw at the kitchen window screen, but I hastily closed the window.

Not personally bothered by it, technically this was their territory for what, a million years before me? Typically they are fairly benign and fark off in a few minutes.


makes next door's cat in my garden seem pretty benign

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obvs it's benign, I'm messing

can't imagine threatdown bears... sounds like a giant pain in the ass!
biggest non-pet critters round ere are foxes, and they are zero threat.  there's one that's so chill around humans I've touched its little furry fox face several times
 
2022-07-28 5:15:58 PM  

bughunter: While the bear was at the front door distracting the homeowner, his buddy was sneaking thru the cat flap in the back door to steal bacon and biscuits.

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Hey man, I was drunk and left my keys in the house.
 
2022-07-28 5:30:38 PM  
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2022-07-28 6:25:54 PM  
Russian Man Feeding A Wild Bear Through A Window
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2022-07-28 6:28:24 PM  
It's me, Mittens!
 
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