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(Japan Times)   Flipper is pissed and not going to take it anymore   (japantimes.co.jp) divider line
    More: Scary, Bite, local authorities, Tourism, Dolphin, Prefectures of Japan, IPod Touch, local official, Honshū  
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2022-07-27 6:39:52 PM  
local authorities encouraging visitors to stay away from the marine mammal

How are you supposed to know which one is Bitey?
Does he look different from a dolphin that won't take a chunk out of your ass?
 
2022-07-27 7:27:16 PM  
Is this a Japanese pretext for "culling the local dolphins in the name of safety" then holding a barbecued dolphin festival?
 
2022-07-27 7:41:27 PM  
FTFA: According to local media, at least ten incidents involving dolphin bites have been reported to agents at this beach, which has officially opened for the tourist season since July 9.

A local official told AFP that firefighters had been contacted about two incidents involving two men in their 40s who were bathing in the area.


No means no, dudes. Stop trying to fark the dolphin.
 
2022-07-27 7:42:34 PM  

bearded clamorer: local authorities encouraging visitors to stay away from the marine mammal

How are you supposed to know which one is Bitey?
Does he look different from a dolphin that won't take a chunk out of your ass?


He has a checkered red napkin tied around his neck and he's holding a fork.
 
2022-07-27 7:43:57 PM  
Dolphin bites kan be pretti nasti
 
2022-07-27 7:44:05 PM  
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2022-07-27 7:47:15 PM  
Can't imagine why dolphins would be upset or want revenge on to defend themselves humans

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2022-07-27 7:49:03 PM  
Me: Why is Jaws so mad and attacking people at the beach

Aquaman: I told him his mother farked Flipper.
 
2022-07-27 7:50:56 PM  
So long and we're taking all the goddamned fish.
 
2022-07-27 7:52:23 PM  
South Park: Fuck You Dolphin!
Youtube 78YWVaBUmuY
 
2022-07-27 7:56:07 PM  

bearded clamorer: local authorities encouraging visitors to stay away from the marine mammal

How are you supposed to know which one is Bitey?
Does he look different from a dolphin that won't take a chunk out of your ass?


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/It's obvious, really.
 
2022-07-27 7:57:35 PM  
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2022-07-27 8:05:54 PM  
OMG! It's a giant dolphin with rabies!
Youtube yB5jWyvLymk
 
2022-07-27 8:07:42 PM  
The have demanded a sacrifice"
Flipper - Sacrifice (1983 music video)
Youtube u4ZLkl15_d8
 
2022-07-27 8:11:38 PM  
I thought dolphins were more rapey than bitey
 
2022-07-27 8:13:07 PM  
I just read a story about Japanese monkeys attacking babies and now this . Have Japanese animals decided to form an alliance with  Australian friends .
 
2022-07-27 8:13:52 PM  
Flipper - Sex Bomb
Youtube WXRvPPS2VkQ
 
2022-07-27 8:24:05 PM  

mongbiohazard: FTFA: According to local media, at least ten incidents involving dolphin bites have been reported to agents at this beach, which has officially opened for the tourist season since July 9.

A local official told AFP that firefighters had been contacted about two incidents involving two men in their 40s who were bathing in the area.

No means no, dudes. Stop trying to fark the dolphin.


Gave me flash backs of that 90's dolphinsex.faq that was floating around the early web/usenet
 
2022-07-27 8:25:11 PM  

FigPucker: bearded clamorer: local authorities encouraging visitors to stay away from the marine mammal

How are you supposed to know which one is Bitey?
Does he look different from a dolphin that won't take a chunk out of your ass?

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/It's obvious, really.


He smelled fish
 
2022-07-27 8:28:11 PM  
Work ethic is pretty strong with Japanese dolphins. And that one is pretty mad about his dad getting canned.
 
2022-07-27 8:31:23 PM  
How do you say

"We didn't call him Flipper, we called him Donald, the Asian hating fish"

In Japanese?
 
2022-07-27 8:32:40 PM  
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They'll body check a fool that tries to surf their beach.
 
2022-07-27 8:35:46 PM  
Flipper died for your fins
/ the Public Flipper Limited lp was a board game. It was a map of North America with dots on the cities. You fold a cut out piece of paper that turned into a replica of their tour van. You spun a little spinner that had numbers on it and move the van along the map, city by city. You land on a dot and pick a card that'd say " promoter cancels show but some random kid talks his parents into letting you play in their basement. Go ahead one day" or " bass player sleeps with promoters girlfriend. Go back two days". The "BAND FIGHT!"  card was a week stuck in some crappy town.
 
2022-07-27 8:38:17 PM  
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2022-07-27 8:48:24 PM  

Tymast: Gave me flash backs of that 90's dolphinsex.faq that was floating around the early web/usenet


Hot Dolphin!
Youtube nfoIdZ1osBc
 
2022-07-27 9:01:45 PM  

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2022-07-27 9:05:45 PM  
Pissed off flipper

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2022-07-27 9:12:00 PM  

mongbiohazard: FTFA: According to local media, at least ten incidents involving dolphin bites have been reported to agents at this beach, which has officially opened for the tourist season since July 9.

A local official told AFP that firefighters had been contacted about two incidents involving two men in their 40s who were bathing in the area.

No means no, dudes. Stop trying to fark the dolphin.


An internet rumor with a ring of truth characterizes them as amenable if female, downright rapey if male.
 
2022-07-27 9:15:00 PM  
It's just looking for a little free willy.
 
2022-07-27 10:32:47 PM  
The Girl Who Talked to Dolphins is a 2014 British documentary directed by Christopher Riley for the BBC

"In the mid-1960s, the mind-altering drug LSD was just gaining popularity, which was legal and freely available at the time. John Lilly first came into contact with it in Los Angeles through Constance Dowling , the wife of pinball producer Ivan Tors , who also supported Lilly's work financially. The brain researcher Lilly was fascinated and enthusiastic about how the human brain reacted to the drug and that it often also gave rise to psychotherapy could support. He also experimented with LSD on himself in order to better research the effects on the brain. He hoped for a breakthrough in communication research by administering LSD to the bottlenose dolphins. Margaret, however, was strictly against it.
Like every living being, the porpoise Peter had a natural sex drive . Sometimes he tried to blow it off by rubbing himself against Margaret. When he became too pushy and impetuous, he was sent to the lower area with the two female porpoises for a day. Since this interrupted the research work and his instinct did not decrease over time, but became more frequent, Margaret solved the problem in a pragmatic way and satisfied the bottlenose dolphin with her hand so that she could continue working afterwards."
 
2022-07-27 11:24:24 PM  
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2022-07-27 11:53:04 PM  

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Obviously, he didn't get a Handjob from Margret
 
2022-07-28 12:24:24 AM  

yellowjester: UngaBeat: [Fark user image 750x659]

Obviously, he didn't get a Handjob from Margret


Margaret's Tripping Dolphin Handjob is the name of my new Phish cover band.
 
2022-07-28 6:25:20 AM  
 
2022-07-28 6:45:30 AM  
Flipper
Youtube nbKD15qWFHU
 
2022-07-28 11:42:19 AM  
That's a farked up looking dolphin.

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