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(The Hill)   Fox News joins the Jedi   (thehill.com) divider line
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5192 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jul 2022 at 2:35 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-26 12:00:16 PM  
"You came in that thing?"
 
2022-07-26 12:07:28 PM  

8 inches: "You came in that thing?"


Username checks out.
 
2022-07-26 12:29:35 PM  
Isn't this guy (And the people supporting/working for him) constantly on the "Empire did nothing wrong" side? Didn't they keep comparing their programs to the Death Star?
 
2022-07-26 12:45:20 PM  
No body like you, Donny.
Eat some worms
 
2022-07-26 1:49:41 PM  
You can never be pure enough
 
2022-07-26 2:30:51 PM  
Watching the Republican Party and media apparatus desperately try to flush this turd has been entertaining. Everything's farked, but I guess I can still point and laugh.
 
2022-07-26 2:35:48 PM  
Oh look, an article by The Hill talking about Trump and Fox.
 
2022-07-26 2:36:38 PM  
Guess he won't be calling in to gab at them for hours on end anymore.
 
2022-07-26 2:36:57 PM  
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2022-07-26 2:38:54 PM  
I hear they have cookies
 
2022-07-26 2:39:06 PM  
They're pushing you for the Presidency, shiathead.

I swear all this f*cker does is complain.
 
2022-07-26 2:39:35 PM  
Sith. Not jedi. And they always were Sith.
 
2022-07-26 2:39:55 PM  
This is outrageous, it's unfair.
 
2022-07-26 2:40:37 PM  

whidbey: They're pushing you for the Presidency, shiathead.

I swear all this f*cker does is complain.


and his base LOVES it (because they are morans)
 
2022-07-26 2:41:38 PM  
I have never understood the right's equating of bad polling numbers with an insult.

"Oh no!  They reported that rain is falling.  How dare they report that the weather is bad!"

Reality can't hurt you unless you need to be insulated from it like a narcissistic toddler.
 
2022-07-26 2:42:05 PM  
fark this guy
 
2022-07-26 2:42:57 PM  
The reason the Sith formed the Rule of Two is because whenever they formed larger organizations, they were destroyed by self interested infighting.

Fox News aren't Jedi, they are just another faction of Sith.
 
2022-07-26 2:43:15 PM  

aleister_greynight: Guess he won't be calling in to gab at them for hours on end anymore.


Remember how Trump went on and on during FnF with the 3 hosts screaming for it to end with their eyes?
 
2022-07-26 2:43:37 PM  
...from a certain point of view.
 
2022-07-26 2:45:55 PM  

8 inches: "You came in that thing?"


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2022-07-26 2:47:04 PM  

bambi121899: ...from a certain point of view.


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2022-07-26 2:47:07 PM  
I predict them getting nasty on air calls from John Baron.
 
2022-07-26 2:47:09 PM  
The Murdoch Empire wants to be rid of this guy so badly.  Possibly more so than more "mainstream" outlets.
 
2022-07-26 2:47:35 PM  

Hallows_Eve: Sith. Not jedi. And they always were Sith.


It sounds like you're dealing in absolutes.
 
2022-07-26 2:49:09 PM  
Now all I can think of is Trump staffers bringing him the polling numbers showing him behind Desantis like the Jedi Council coming to arrest Palpatine, but instead of him roaring and flying across the room with a light saber, he yells, "Sad," and tries to climb across his desk before falling on the floor.
 
2022-07-26 2:49:10 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Watching the Republican Party and media apparatus desperately try to flush this turd has been entertaining. Everything's farked, but I guess I can still point and laugh.


They aren't desperately trying to flush him. They are easing away from him and ramping up PR for DeSantis.
 
2022-07-26 2:50:33 PM  
That is all well and good, but we have Deathsantis stepping into fill the gap. The Dems do seem to be a step behind on countering him, and that is business as usual. GOP stepping on their own dicks will get us only so far. 

There is so much more we could be doing, but aren't.

- Getting the ratified ERA complete (crickets from Dems)
- Cutting oil production on public lands
- Cutting oil exports
- Better messaging all around (forced birth, LGBTQ+ rights being threatened, etc. and making it personal for         Americans and connecting it back to SCOTUS daily)
- Lambasting Manchin and Sinema daily
- Lambasting Deathsantis daily
- Putting forward programs moving forward daily

The Clinton message machine was relentless, and we have squat.
 
2022-07-26 2:50:43 PM  

Frederf: aleister_greynight: Guess he won't be calling in to gab at them for hours on end anymore.

Remember how Trump went on and on during FnF with the 3 hosts screaming for it to end with their eyes?


They were so farked back then.

On the one hand, they've got the President of the United States calling into their show and he's insanely popular with their viewers.

On the other hand, he's insane and has the IQ of pudding.
 
2022-07-26 2:52:24 PM  
So persecuted that even Fox News questions his appeal.
 
2022-07-26 2:53:48 PM  
You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. The truth is often what we make of it. You heard what you wanted to hear, believed what you wanted to believe.
 
2022-07-26 2:54:19 PM  
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2022-07-26 2:54:21 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Watching the Republican Party and media apparatus desperately try to flush this turd has been entertaining. Everything's farked, but I guess I can still point and laugh.


Trump had warned us about those new toilets.
 
2022-07-26 2:55:34 PM  
Whine like a biatch, he does.
 
2022-07-26 2:58:58 PM  
Order 66ed?
 
2022-07-26 2:59:55 PM  

Heraclitus: Whine like a biatch, he does.


Exactly. You'd think people would tire of his name calling and other assorted bullshiat. But the mentality of the people who like TFG are on his level, that of a toddler.
 
2022-07-26 2:59:58 PM  
"Last week, Ainsley Earhardt, the show's third co-host, said in reaction to news made by the Jan. 6 hearings that Congress should also probe the riots that broke out during protests for racial justice across the country during the summer of 2020."

Y'all won't like the answers to those questions, either.

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Police did all they could to provoke violence that summer -- from kettling protesters, to attacking protesters, to surreptitiously encouraging negative narratives and results.
 
2022-07-26 3:01:05 PM  
They do seem to like it when younglings get massacred by psychotic guys with mommy issues..
 
2022-07-26 3:02:23 PM  

RasIanI: "Last week, Ainsley Earhardt, the show's third co-host, said in reaction to news made by the Jan. 6 hearings that Congress should also probe the riots that broke out during protests for racial justice across the country during the summer of 2020."

Y'all won't like the answers to those questions, either.

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Police did all they could to provoke violence that summer -- from kettling protesters, to attacking protesters, to surreptitiously encouraging negative narratives and results.


Also remember: 20 million Americans walked in protest against disproportionate levels of police violence against African Americans.

Look at how much damage 10,000 Trumpers did when they protested a Lie? Let alone an actual situation.
 
2022-07-26 3:04:12 PM  
I always look to Burning Taint for quality unbiased polling.
 
2022-07-26 3:06:25 PM  

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Donnie and the Losers?
 
2022-07-26 3:07:13 PM  
He constantly tweaks his position as a way to test for fealty, then lashes out if you aren't unquestionably backing him. It's very much an abusive relationship type scenario.
 
2022-07-26 3:12:26 PM  

whidbey: They're pushing you for the Presidency, shiathead.

I swear all this f*cker does is complain.


It's republicans, all they have is grievance culture.  All they do is biatch and moan about what's happening to them, most of it imaginary.

They call everyone else snowflakes.
 
2022-07-26 3:14:21 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Watching the Republican Party and media apparatus desperately try to flush this turd has been entertaining. Everything's farked, but I guess I can still point and laugh.


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2022-07-26 3:19:08 PM  
Well, their audience are basically a Clone Army.
 
2022-07-26 3:25:28 PM  
Tonight on Tucker Carlson or something.

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2022-07-26 3:25:30 PM  
Its called "Negging".

And its worked with Fox News in the past.
 
2022-07-26 3:26:00 PM  
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2022-07-26 3:26:33 PM  
You Farkers have it all wrong.
What Trump means is . . . well . . . take a look yourselves:

The Dark Side
Youtube zjGcwAOkpfc
 
2022-07-26 3:27:24 PM  

henryhill: [img.youtube.com image 480x360]


Eddie! Eddie!

/now I need to watch it.
 
2022-07-26 3:31:24 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Watching the Republican Party and media apparatus desperately try to flush this turd has been entertaining. Everything's farked, but I guess I can still point and laugh.


They keep trying to flush him, but Trump's crammed the bowl with so many documents it's not gonna go down. No, it'll back up and these clowns will have a big ol' mess on their hands. And shirts. And pants. And shoes.
 
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