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(Right Wing Watch)   Jarrin Jackson (R-OK): Michelle Obama is a goddless worshiper of Satan. Now give Jim Bakker every dollar you have, you know, for Jesus reasons   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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1960 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jul 2022 at 6:42 AM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-26 4:48:11 AM  
Luciferianism? Well that's disconcerting.
 
2022-07-26 5:13:27 AM  
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2022-07-26 6:45:19 AM  
He seems like he's fun a parties.
 
2022-07-26 6:45:43 AM  
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2022-07-26 6:45:53 AM  
Yes, the woman who spends every Sunday in church, should be shunned while a adulterer like Bakker is the one who deserves your money.

Again, the GOP really shows their values when they want the love and support of white supremacists, lying, cheating, stealing, and grifting ass motherf*ckers.
 
2022-07-26 6:45:59 AM  
Satan wants you to eat a salad and go for a walk.
 
2022-07-26 6:47:52 AM  
Except for saying, "Don't be a dick", "Go play outside", and, "Eat your vegetables", Michelle Obama has been aggressively apolitical and out of the public eye. What's this guy trying to accomplish?
 
2022-07-26 6:48:26 AM  
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2022-07-26 6:50:50 AM  

wademh: Satan wants you to eat a salad and go for a walk.


I was just planning my mid-afternoon routine of satanic rituals.
 
2022-07-26 6:52:39 AM  
Projector. You are.
 
2022-07-26 6:53:33 AM  

wademh: Satan wants you to eat a salad and go for a walk.


Not today, Satan.  Like Christ in the desert, I will be strong and resist temptation.
 
2022-07-26 6:54:50 AM  
And how many buckets of apocalypse soup will I get in return?
 
2022-07-26 6:56:07 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Except for saying, "Don't be a dick", "Go play outside", and, "Eat your vegetables", Michelle Obama has been aggressively apolitical and out of the public eye. What's this guy trying to accomplish?


She's got a really good cooking show for kids.  Mochi and Waffles, maybe?  It used to be on Netflix, but I haven't looked in a while.

My kids loved it. And it's all about how people interact with food.  And it's fun.

For example, the theme song includes a line like "eat your parents and listen to your vegetables."
 
2022-07-26 6:59:18 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Except for saying, "Don't be a dick", "Go play outside", and, "Eat your vegetables", Michelle Obama has been aggressively apolitical and out of the public eye. What's this guy trying to accomplish?


To get people ragin' so they illogically send money to something that claims it will fight that which they rage about to feel like part of a group.  Thus a social needs itch is scratched u til the next ragin'.
 
2022-07-26 6:59:25 AM  
So now "balance" is "luciferian." Got it.
 
2022-07-26 7:01:47 AM  
That does it, I'm not voting for Michelle Obama.
 
2022-07-26 7:07:25 AM  

buster_v: So now "balance" is "luciferian." Got it.


Gymnastics is a luciferian ritual. Study it out people.
 
2022-07-26 7:13:49 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Except for saying, "Don't be a dick", "Go play outside", and, "Eat your vegetables", Michelle Obama has been aggressively apolitical and out of the public eye. What's this guy trying to accomplish?


"What's this guy trying to accomplish?"

Racist, bigoted tribalism.
 
2022-07-26 7:14:18 AM  
I take solace in knowing that with TFG's help, Christianity is now dying at an even faster rate. And soon they will truly become a minority whose voice we can either ignore or beat down like they deserve.

I for one welcome a future where religious people are truly treated the way they should be, committed to psychiatric hospitals with shock therapy for their delusions and stupidity.
 
2022-07-26 7:16:07 AM  

buster_v: So now "balance" is "luciferian." Got it.


Wait'll you here his take on shoes...

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2022-07-26 7:16:41 AM  
Pfft as if he could even read her book.
 
2022-07-26 7:16:53 AM  
Conservatives: "This looks like a man."
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Also conservatives: "This looks like a woman."
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Yet another reason to ignore conservatives when they're talking about gender (or anything else).
 
2022-07-26 7:20:43 AM  

Jake Havechek: Luciferianism? Well that's disconcerting.


They've overused Satanism so they needed a new scare word. It's all about using scary words so their supporters don't think too much about them.
 
2022-07-26 7:22:35 AM  
I love it when republicans use racism to let us know they're assholes.

Makes it easier to say things like I don't see the difference between thus chucklehead and to 70 million people who vote republican.
 
2022-07-26 7:25:15 AM  
Many fundie fraus are yuuge fans of stuff that's definitely New Age-adjacent.
 
2022-07-26 7:25:59 AM  
Michelle Obama suggested that maybe we shouldn't be feeding our children crap and people acted as if she was attacking the very soul of America and maybe they're right.  Maybe feeding children crap really is the soul of America.
 
2022-07-26 7:26:42 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama suggested that maybe we shouldn't be feeding our children crap and people acted as if she was attacking the very soul of America and maybe they're right.  Maybe feeding children crap really is the soul of America.


Why it's right in the constitution!
 
2022-07-26 7:27:01 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Conservatives: "This looks like a man."
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Also conservatives: "This looks like a woman."
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Yet another reason to ignore conservatives when they're talking about gender (or anything else).


I never understood that second picture.
 
2022-07-26 7:28:16 AM  
Um, Subby... he's not in office.  He's a candidate.  Don't use that "(R-OK)" crap.
 
2022-07-26 7:28:55 AM  
Our magic is good and pure and wholesome.

Their magic is dark and foul and corrupt.
 
2022-07-26 7:29:24 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Except for saying, "Don't be a dick", "Go play outside", and, "Eat your vegetables", Michelle Obama has been aggressively apolitical and out of the public eye. What's this guy trying to accomplish?


Sometimes I think they just blurt out the biggest lie they can think of, just to prove their membership in the Republican cult.  And the other cultists have to nod their heads, or get cast out, even though they all know it's lies.
 
2022-07-26 7:35:18 AM  

Huggermugger: Many fundie fraus are yuuge fans of stuff that's definitely New Age-adjacent.


This has been a development over the last decade that I did not expect.  It probably came from Facebook where a lot of the vaccine skeptic "news" feeds also pump essential oils and assorted new agey stuff to buy.

From what I can tell based on the Facebook feeds of Jesusy people I went to high school with, it was Gardasil that pushed them into vaccine skepticism.  They wanted to find a "reason" why it was bad to give their daughters Gardasil and that's how they got into vaccine skepticism.
 
2022-07-26 7:37:37 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Conservatives: "This looks like a man."
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Also conservatives: "This looks like a woman."
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Yet another reason to ignore conservatives when they're talking about gender (or anything else).

I never understood that second picture.


She's a mostly nekkid white lady with a gun, standing outside the Trump jet

And it's America, so...I guess it's supposed to be edgy and therefore sexy for some?
 
2022-07-26 7:40:13 AM  
"Godless".

"Worshipper of Satan".


Sheeit, consistency ain't this asshole's strong point, is it?
 
2022-07-26 7:46:07 AM  
Why do Republicans have such a problem with elected officials families?
 
2022-07-26 7:48:00 AM  

RasIanI: Ragin' Asian: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Conservatives: "This looks like a man."
[Fark user image image 850x1155]

Also conservatives: "This looks like a woman."
[Fark user image image 501x354]

Yet another reason to ignore conservatives when they're talking about gender (or anything else).

I never understood that second picture.

She's a mostly nekkid white lady with a gun, standing outside the Trump jet

And it's America, so...I guess it's supposed to be edgy and therefore sexy for some?


With those stupid shades, it always struck me as a lazy, rejected design for a female Terminator.
 
2022-07-26 7:48:26 AM  

odinsposse: Jake Havechek: Luciferianism? Well that's disconcerting.

They've overused Satanism so they needed a new scare word. It's all about using scary words so their supporters don't think too much about them.


and when the exhaust Luciferianism? what's next?  Beelzebubbism??
 
2022-07-26 7:49:56 AM  

joen00b: Why do Republicans have such a problem with elected officials families?


Just more targets to attack, often easier to gin up some whargarbl about someone not quite as public.
 
2022-07-26 8:03:15 AM  
Clinically. Ret*rded.
 
2022-07-26 8:03:53 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Conservatives: "This looks like a man."
[Fark user image image 850x1155]

Also conservatives: "This looks like a woman."
[Fark user image image 501x354]

Yet another reason to ignore conservatives when they're talking about gender (or anything else).

I never understood that second picture.


I'm pretty sure it's an still from one of the later Matrix movies.  I'm not sure which, though.
 
2022-07-26 8:13:32 AM  

labman: Ragin' Asian: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Conservatives: "This looks like a man."
[Fark user image image 850x1155]

Also conservatives: "This looks like a woman."
[Fark user image image 501x354]

Yet another reason to ignore conservatives when they're talking about gender (or anything else).

I never understood that second picture.

I'm pretty sure it's an still from one of the later Matrix movies.  I'm not sure which, though.


The Matrix Milk This Fuker Dry
 
2022-07-26 8:16:47 AM  
The more conservatives talk about Michelle, the more interesting I find her to be. That was a GREAT photo above. But it's not the arms but her Satanic views that really ignite my curiosity.

When conservatives spew that crap, I'm pretty sure that progressives laugh it off. I think confidence in your own sense of self should be attractive and clearly frame the lie for what it is.
 
2022-07-26 8:21:13 AM  
I bet this dude's balls smell awful.
 
2022-07-26 8:23:25 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Except for saying, "Don't be a dick", "Go play outside", and, "Eat your vegetables", Michelle Obama has been aggressively apolitical and out of the public eye. What's this guy trying to accomplish?


Remind his voters there was once a Black First Lady
 
2022-07-26 8:26:46 AM  
This man represents medieval peasants.
 
2022-07-26 8:28:45 AM  
NE Oklahoma. 11k voters in the election.
 
2022-07-26 8:31:51 AM  
Trying to bring back the satanic panic, can't wait to not read his coloring book "Everyone I hate is a Communist Satanists"
 
2022-07-26 8:35:11 AM  
Guys as fake as they come. He's a west point grad from a rather wealthy family playing up the "common clay" Trumper.

He ran for Congress a few times against Mark Wayne mullin andost repeatedly, now he's acting as a Christian radical
 
2022-07-26 8:42:55 AM  
I know quite a few decent people who are Christians. I've never gotten the impression that they're good because of Christianity, but often gotten the impression that they're good in spite of it. Christianity (and most religions) is a cancer.
 
2022-07-26 8:51:11 AM  

spongeboob: Ragin' Asian: Except for saying, "Don't be a dick", "Go play outside", and, "Eat your vegetables", Michelle Obama has been aggressively apolitical and out of the public eye. What's this guy trying to accomplish?

Remind his voters there was once a Black First Lady


Ahem, Sally Hemmings.
 
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