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(Brand Eating)   Pizza Hut Sri Lanka unveils new and improved Birizza, a calzone filled with biryani, basmati rice and butter chicken masala or spicy veggie masala and paneer. Nobody outbiryanis the Hut   (brandeating.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, PepsiCo, Pizza Hut, Fast food, Curry, California Pizza Kitchen, Pizza Hut's Birizza, Indian cuisine, Rice  
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469 clicks; posted to Food » on 24 Jul 2022 at 7:30 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-24 4:39:24 PM  
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2022-07-24 5:10:30 PM  
Wait. Sri Lanka has no food or fuel but they do have Pizza Hut?

Makes sense.
 
2022-07-24 5:14:19 PM  
Holy shiat, I'm in the middle of my weekly meal prep and I need to make a butter chicken calzone RIGHT DAMN NOW.
 
2022-07-24 5:38:51 PM  
Why do fast food places only make cool stuff like this way the f*ck overseas?
 
2022-07-24 5:46:07 PM  
A butter chicken calzone is either going to be brilliant, or terrible.

And I would eat one to find out
 
2022-07-24 5:58:28 PM  
Yes, but can they deliver to California? I'll take two.
 
2022-07-24 7:46:36 PM  
Shut up and take my money.
 
2022-07-24 7:47:31 PM  
If they can export that, they can fix their financial crisis in about a week and a half.
 
2022-07-24 7:56:03 PM  
We make chicken tikka pasties sometimes. Like a pocket pie. Farking delicious. Savory pie crust instead of pizza dough, though.
 
2022-07-24 8:03:41 PM  

fallingcow: We make chicken tikka pasties sometimes.


Like I need more reason to lick nipples
 
2022-07-24 8:09:06 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Wait. Sri Lanka has no food or fuel but they do have Pizza Hut?

Makes sense.

rich

people have pizza hut
it's everyone else who suffers.

such a beautiful place

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2022-07-24 8:23:09 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Wait. Sri Lanka has no food or fuel but they do have Pizza Hut?

Makes sense.


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Had them in 1996...
 
2022-07-24 8:54:51 PM  
Houston has Bombay Pizza and it quite tasty.
https://www.bombaypizzaco.com/
 
2022-07-24 9:08:05 PM  
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2022-07-24 9:16:19 PM  
I would eat the hell out of that.
 
2022-07-24 9:16:40 PM  

bloobeary: Why do fast food places only make cool stuff like this way the f*ck overseas?


to be fair, you can only get one with proof of purchase having stormed Colombo.
 
2022-07-24 9:17:25 PM  

bloobeary: Why do fast food places only make cool stuff like this way the f*ck overseas?


Because focus groups here usually mean coal-rollers and cork-soakers in the good ol' Ewe Ess Uh Ayyyyyy, it would seem...
 
2022-07-24 9:27:28 PM  
and we all know what a fan of starch on starch (upon moar starch) foodtab is.

so a ~~pocket-bread stuffed with crunch patties and flavor sauce delicious biryani, is hardly a stretch.

one of the places we often buy falafel, we'll get the platter versions what come with salad+rice as well. and then it ALL goes into the pita.

I've never once seen, say, samosa or dosa or frankie or kathi or pav bhaji or dabeli with rice, but then why the heck not, after all arancini is a thing.

/plus that whole area is a little iffy anyway
 
2022-07-24 9:33:01 PM  

FormlessOne: bloobeary: Why do fast food places only make cool stuff like this way the f*ck overseas?

Because focus groups here usually mean coal-rollers and cork-soakers in the good ol' Ewe Ess Uh Ayyyyyy, it would seem...


oh dear lord, earlier today on the highway, a white bmw SUV was spouting black smoke, if only briefly. except the rear trim was so stained to shiate that this was hardly unusual.

bmw ain't ship diesels, far as I know. so either this person's car had beyond-severe intestinal problems, or they actually did shove a diesel plant up ins???
 
2022-07-24 9:48:43 PM  
A street vendor should adapt this at half the size and it would be a perfect hand held walking lunch.

I'd still eat the hell out of it as is.
 
2022-07-24 10:09:25 PM  
But can you get a personal pan birizza?
 
2022-07-24 10:17:05 PM  

ElPrimitivo: But can you get a personal pan birizza?


You need to go to Starbucks for a personal pan barrista.
 
2022-07-24 11:55:27 PM  
I would eat this, but in what way is this pizza?
 
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2022-07-25 12:34:06 AM  

palelizard: I would eat this, but in what way is this pizza?


in the way that's it's called a calzone, not a pizza
 
2022-07-25 12:52:20 AM  

palelizard: I would eat this, but in what way is this pizza?


We're not talking about Chicago deep dish
 
2022-07-25 6:14:16 AM  

151: palelizard: I would eat this, but in what way is this pizza?

in the way that's it's called a calzone, not a pizza


oh now you done did it...

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2022-07-25 6:34:38 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Holy shiat, I'm in the middle of my weekly meal prep and I need to make a butter chicken calzone RIGHT DAMN NOW.


Come out to the coast.  We'll get a desi pizza or calzone, have a few laughs.
 
2022-07-25 7:14:05 AM  
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2022-07-25 10:39:28 AM  

dericwater: Shut up and take my money.


Works for the Sri Lankan currency.

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2022-07-25 2:43:02 PM  
I literally just finished my lunch of Chicken Tika Masala Pizza.  We have a local Curry Pizza joint that is so good.  The crust is slightly naan-y.
Check to see if there is one near you.  You won't be disappointed*.

* YMMV
 
2022-07-25 7:06:10 PM  

151: palelizard: I would eat this, but in what way is this pizza?

in the way that's it's called a calzone, not a pizza


and now, from a bar in Philadelphia...

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/there's spinach hiding in there
//ricotta too
///somewhere
 
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