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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Thousands of innocent Mormons crushed under the treads of an insensitive government machine   (kiro7.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Tettigoniidae, Utah, California Gull, North America, Cricket, Great Plains, United States, Ada County, Idaho  
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5838 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jul 2022 at 11:35 PM (27 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-21 11:41:46 PM  
40 votes:
Only the arrival of a flock of seagulls saved the settlers' crops from complete destruction

They ran so far away.
 
2022-07-22 12:16:56 AM  
17 votes:
And what was the response from the White House?

Crickets.
 
2022-07-21 11:53:58 PM  
14 votes:
The thing about Mormon women is -- they'll suck your dick.

/the thing about Mormon men is -- they'll suck your dick
 
2022-07-21 11:41:51 PM  
6 votes:
Don't get my hopes up like that, subby.
 
2022-07-21 11:44:08 PM  
6 votes:
So yesterday I learned what soaking was, and if you don't know what it is you should look it up.
 
2022-07-21 11:45:31 PM  
6 votes:

Weatherkiss: Only the arrival of a flock of seagulls saved the settlers' crops from complete destruction

They ran so far away.


I understood that reference...
 
2022-07-21 11:52:59 PM  
5 votes:

RogermcAllen: So yesterday I learned what soaking was, and if you don't know what it is you should look it up.


Just wait until they hear about jump humping.
 
2022-07-21 11:42:59 PM  
3 votes:
Their preffered pronouns are LDS's.
 
2022-07-22 12:55:57 AM  
3 votes:
one M too many...

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2022-07-22 1:51:50 AM  
3 votes:
Only the arrival of a flock of seagulls saved the settlers' crops from complete destruction

Huh. I didn't know they were still touring.
 
2022-07-22 12:01:40 AM  
2 votes:
By jiminy.
 
2022-07-22 12:48:08 AM  
2 votes:
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2022-07-21 11:53:23 PM  
1 vote:
Should have worn the special underwear.
 
2022-07-22 12:48:25 AM  
1 vote:

Weatherkiss: Only the arrival of a flock of seagulls saved the settlers' crops from complete destruction

They ran so far away.


Well they are cleaning them off the Interstate love song
 
2022-07-22 7:47:03 AM  
1 vote:

jso2897: Schmerd1948: And what was the response from the White House?

Crickets.

Exactly!! Just exactly where WAS Obama on 9-11? Hmmmmmm?


I'd like to get to the bottom of that.
 
2022-07-22 10:56:09 AM  
1 vote:
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"Hello! My name is elder Cricket"
 
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