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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Thousands of innocent Mormons crushed under the treads of an insensitive government machine   (kiro7.com) divider line
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5642 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jul 2022 at 11:35 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-21 11:41:46 PM  
Only the arrival of a flock of seagulls saved the settlers' crops from complete destruction

They ran so far away.
 
2022-07-21 11:41:51 PM  
Don't get my hopes up like that, subby.
 
2022-07-21 11:42:59 PM  
Their preffered pronouns are LDS's.
 
2022-07-21 11:44:08 PM  
So yesterday I learned what soaking was, and if you don't know what it is you should look it up.
 
2022-07-21 11:45:31 PM  

Weatherkiss: Only the arrival of a flock of seagulls saved the settlers' crops from complete destruction

They ran so far away.


I understood that reference...
 
2022-07-21 11:52:59 PM  

RogermcAllen: So yesterday I learned what soaking was, and if you don't know what it is you should look it up.


Just wait until they hear about jump humping.
 
2022-07-21 11:53:23 PM  
Should have worn the special underwear.
 
2022-07-21 11:53:58 PM  
The thing about Mormon women is -- they'll suck your dick.

/the thing about Mormon men is -- they'll suck your dick
 
2022-07-22 12:01:40 AM  
By jiminy.
 
2022-07-22 12:08:56 AM  
They can take all the dead bugs and dump them up at Mountain Meadow...
 
DVD
2022-07-22 12:13:29 AM  

Denjiro: Don't get my hopes up like that, subby.


______________________

Faux News has your back on this one.  They've been keeping the "Kill the Mormon Mafia/All Mormons are threats to be exterminated" lines warm ever since Mitt Romney wouldn't support Trump.

So there you go, hope you enjoy the company.
 
2022-07-22 12:16:56 AM  
And what was the response from the White House?

Crickets.
 
2022-07-22 12:41:22 AM  

Weatherkiss: Only the arrival of a flock of seagulls saved the settlers' crops from complete destruction

They ran so far away.


They pretend like this is a major miracle, but the truth is there have have been both crickets and seagulls in Utah for centuries before the Mormons ever got there, and the seagulls have always eaten the crickets.  The seagulls also did not stop the cricket plague, that is a Mormon myth.  The crickets kept eating the crops, even as the seagulls ate the crickets.  

The Mormons just took the seagulls natural behavior and assigned a supernatural meaning to it.
 
2022-07-22 12:48:08 AM  
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2022-07-22 12:48:25 AM  

Weatherkiss: Only the arrival of a flock of seagulls saved the settlers' crops from complete destruction

They ran so far away.


Well they are cleaning them off the Interstate love song
 
2022-07-22 12:55:57 AM  
one M too many...

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2022-07-22 1:00:31 AM  

winedrinkingman: Weatherkiss: Only the arrival of a flock of seagulls saved the settlers' crops from complete destruction

They ran so far away.

They pretend like this is a major miracle, but the truth is there have have been both crickets and seagulls in Utah for centuries before the Mormons ever got there, and the seagulls have always eaten the crickets.  The seagulls also did not stop the cricket plague, that is a Mormon myth.  The crickets kept eating the crops, even as the seagulls ate the crickets.

The Mormons just took the seagulls natural behavior and assigned a supernatural meaning to it.


Pretty much like every religion...Deus es machina...If you can explain it..It's the deities will..If you can't
it also the deities will...
 
2022-07-22 1:01:35 AM  
What?  They're good.

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2022-07-22 1:03:41 AM  
YAY!
Oh....
 
2022-07-22 1:42:21 AM  
All that pre-Soylent organic protein- what a loss
 
2022-07-22 1:51:50 AM  
Only the arrival of a flock of seagulls saved the settlers' crops from complete destruction

Huh. I didn't know they were still touring.
 
2022-07-22 7:37:27 AM  

Schmerd1948: And what was the response from the White House?

Crickets.


Exactly!! Just exactly where WAS Obama on 9-11? Hmmmmmm?
 
2022-07-22 7:47:03 AM  

jso2897: Schmerd1948: And what was the response from the White House?

Crickets.

Exactly!! Just exactly where WAS Obama on 9-11? Hmmmmmm?


I'd like to get to the bottom of that.
 
2022-07-22 7:49:41 AM  

maxandgrinch: All that pre-Soylent organic protein- what a loss


It wasn't lost, it went to fattening up the fall harvest of screech chickens!
 
2022-07-22 10:30:58 AM  

Karne: Their preffered pronouns are LDS's.


Too much LDS?
 
2022-07-22 10:56:09 AM  
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"Hello! My name is elder Cricket"
 
2022-07-22 12:51:09 PM  
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