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(Tampa Bay Times)   Crab trap caught dolphin instead of crabs, would not buy again, one star   (tampabay.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida, baby dolphin, Tampa, Florida, Clearwater Beach, aquarium of a distressed animal, SeaWorld Orlando, Clearwater Marine Aquarium, rescue team  
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2022-07-21 4:07:10 PM  
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I will always tell people that in my time of need you gave me a case of crabs... er.... baby dolphins.

 
2022-07-21 5:23:06 PM  
It's Florida and the dolphin was rescued and sent to Sea World, not eaten or involved in a sacrifice ritual of some sort? How did this make it to Fark?
 
2022-07-21 6:50:43 PM  
Hmm, wonder why CMA didn't take it?

/Winter 2.0
 
2022-07-21 6:59:07 PM  
Hey, now you got something to put in the crab pots!
 
2022-07-21 7:04:16 PM  
The Crab Trap Dolphin is my the name of my Gilf oriented strip club
 
2022-07-21 7:08:39 PM  
Is Tua's throwing arm okay??
 
2022-07-21 7:11:42 PM  

Mugato: It's Florida and the dolphin was rescued and sent to Sea World, not eaten or involved in a sacrifice ritual of some sort? How did this make it to Fark?


SHSHSHSHSHSH! Don't give them ideas!
 
2022-07-21 7:12:57 PM  
Baby Dolphin was probably thrilled to get rescued until it realized it was getting sent to Sea World.
 
2022-07-21 7:13:50 PM  
One would think it would not be so difficult to catch crabs in Florida.
 
2022-07-21 7:15:22 PM  
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2022-07-21 7:17:00 PM  

proton: One would think it would not be so difficult to catch crabs in Florida.


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2022-07-21 7:22:17 PM  
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2022-07-21 7:27:20 PM  
Welp... We can't just release him.  Let's take him to Seaworld and kids can throw turkey legs at it.
 
2022-07-21 7:53:08 PM  

Mugato: It's Florida and the dolphin was rescued and sent to Sea World, not eaten or involved in a sacrifice ritual of some sort? How did this make it to Fark?


I mean....we enslave thinking, intelligent things at Sea World....
 
2022-07-21 7:57:06 PM  
Dude if you cast Find Familiar expecting a crab and you get a dolphin instead, that's awesome.

The only ranger who has crab familiar is Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Granted, he's an awesome familiar to have, because she can cast Breathe Air and shapeshift, and he can follow her onto land. But dolphins are just way cooler, with a WIS score capable of casting druid spells.
 
2022-07-21 8:15:06 PM  

iheartscotch: Mugato: It's Florida and the dolphin was rescued and sent to Sea World, not eaten or involved in a sacrifice ritual of some sort? How did this make it to Fark?

I mean....we enslave thinking, intelligent things at Sea World....


Well I don't want to get into a whole thing here but they do have a whole animal hospital on their premises
 
2022-07-21 8:39:07 PM  
Baby dolphin rescued: :)

Taken to sea world: :(
 
2022-07-21 8:55:49 PM  
They saved it and took it to seaworld. That's like saying you saved an orphan and brought him to a sweatshop!
 
2022-07-21 8:58:18 PM  

FloriduhGuy: They saved it and took it to seaworld. That's like saying you saved an orphan and brought him to a sweatshop!


You don't really know anything about SeaWorld, do you? It doesn't matter.
 
2022-07-21 9:10:02 PM  
"rescued"
> taken to sea world


I do not think that word means what you think it means
 
2022-07-21 9:11:25 PM  

Mugato: FloriduhGuy: They saved it and took it to seaworld. That's like saying you saved an orphan and brought him to a sweatshop!

You don't really know anything about SeaWorld, do you? It doesn't matter.


I do.
I also know there are better places to send dolphins to in Florida.
Why would someone want to send a baby dolphin to a big saltwater pool in the middle of the state?
The Keys have many research and rescue facilities that actually use the ocean.
 
2022-07-21 10:06:03 PM  
solokumba:
The Keys have many research and rescue facilities that actually use the ocean.

Ah. Animal research facilities and what they use.

https://awionline.org/awi-quarterly/2016-winter/complaint-filed-against-research-facility-involved-dozens-monkey-deaths
 
2022-07-22 12:11:33 AM  
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2022-07-22 6:58:29 AM  
So long, and thanks for all the... Crabs.
 
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