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(MEL Magazine)   Diet Coke is good for your brain   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Caffeine, Cognition, Sleep, Better, Fatigue, Sleep deprivation, Thought, Improve  
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604 clicks; posted to Food » on 20 Jul 2022 at 9:42 AM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-07-20 7:22:26 AM  
Good. I will drink some when I get a chance.
2022-07-20 7:36:53 AM  
Explain TFG then.

And don't say "statistical anomaly".
2022-07-20 8:24:22 AM  

null: Explain TFG then.

And don't say "statistical anomaly".

Congenital defect.
2022-07-20 9:47:53 AM  
Meh. I'll stick with the amphetamines, thanks.
2022-07-20 10:24:55 AM  

null: Explain TFG then.

And don't say "statistical anomaly".

It enhances the mental abilities that are there. It doesn't fabricate them out of whole cloth (that's the lies)
2022-07-20 10:31:42 AM  
Scientists suspect that caffeine can boost your cognitive performance and improve tactical decision-making.

I dunno, my custodian found a discarded strong box sitting by our elevators yesterday. Really strange seeing it just placed on the floor in the corner, gave me a very uncomfortable feeling.

I joked I was an espresso shot away from calling the bomb squad.

But it was just broken,... and empty.
2022-07-20 11:54:23 AM  

null: Explain TFG then.

And don't say "statistical anomaly".

Well, you shouldn't mix it with extravagant quantities of Sudafed.
2022-07-20 12:04:20 PM  
Its too sweet. It will make you eat more food later.
2022-07-20 12:31:43 PM  
I've yet to find a suitable replacement to my two favorite diet sodas ever; Diet code red mountain dew, and diet pepsi Max.

Supposedly the diet code red is available again, but I have no desire to spend 6 dollars on a 12 pack when I'll drink them all in three or four days.   Lets wait until deflation gets brand-name soda back to the 3 12 packs for 10 dollars deal again, then we'll see.
2022-07-20 6:36:10 PM  

null: Explain TFG then.

And don't say "statistical anomaly".

Imagine where he would've been without it.
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