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(AZCentral)   Man says woman slipped him a micky, brought him back to hotel and had her way with him   ( divider line
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9272 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2002 at 5:40 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-26 05:41:50 PM  
I hate it when that happens.
2002-02-26 05:42:43 PM  
difficult to do it on date rape drugs
2002-02-26 05:43:28 PM  
mickey mouse?...
2002-02-26 05:44:19 PM  
i wish this would happen to me...
2002-02-26 05:44:22 PM  
<<insert obligatory Fb- father joke here>>
2002-02-26 05:45:48 PM  
lucky farking bastard.
2002-02-26 05:46:08 PM  
Gotta love tit for tat.
2002-02-26 05:46:14 PM  
Fb gonna need 2 jobs
2002-02-26 05:48:21 PM  
What a hoe, she had to test 2 other losers that cleaned her pipes just to find out who the father was. If there was any justice she would be charged a 17% slut tax just like the father.
2002-02-26 05:48:35 PM  
two men? she did it twice!
2002-02-26 05:49:08 PM  
"Yes officer, she made me cum in her mouth. That skank!"
2002-02-26 05:49:22 PM  
Did she name the baby Mickey?
2002-02-26 05:50:08 PM  
I don't know about you limp d*cks, but I've done some crazy drugs and have lost many an hour/day and it might make it hard to get it up, but once it is up...

I believe the guy, why would he want a kid with all the bucks he is raking in with the cushy construction job?
2002-02-26 05:50:17 PM  
Usually the thing between a woman's legs is good enough for me as far as luring me into bed.
Unless it is a stanky thang.
Then I run. Fast.
2002-02-26 05:51:13 PM  
$100 a week? Thats a bit much...
2002-02-26 05:52:26 PM  
The three-judge court said Lincoln County Judge J. Michael Nolan erred when he allowed the man a jury trial on whether the baby was conceived because of nonconsensual sex engineered by the mother.

The man was entitled to a jury trial only on the issue of paternity, the appeals court said.
Huh. Yeah, this sort of goes along the same lines as someone possibly having to pay for paternity if they'd donated at a sperm bank. Just goes to show that you should always bring a hip flask and your own "Slim Jim"s.
The baby, a boy, was born March 3, 1998, and paternity actions initially were brought against two men, court records said. Blood tests determined the man ordered to pay child support was the father.
Nice! Isn't it great when the mother can't quite figure out when/with whom she has a kid?
2002-02-26 05:53:09 PM  
Slut tax...I like that...
2002-02-26 05:53:45 PM  
I doubt this very highly. More likely he got drunk, staggered back to the motel and waxed the limo... He just knew that wouldn't make much of a story. "Boy I did't expect anything to happen... there I was... on the couch... and the next thing I knew, I was all over myself... and let me tell ya, I was pretty good! I knew All the right places."

The story tells better with more than one character.
2002-02-26 05:54:13 PM  
So even though she had to test multiple men and apparently trapped all of them (since she had no idea which one did it) by getting pregnant, she's still entitled to money? Sheesh. Although the one guy's story about the date rape drug really is a bit farfetched...
2002-02-26 05:54:27 PM  
what tha? whur in tarnation's my too' belt.
2002-02-26 05:54:39 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Now this is a slipped Micky.
2002-02-26 05:54:41 PM  
This is pretty sad for the kid.
2002-02-26 05:55:58 PM  
You know that she got knocked up just so she could get at all of that money.
2002-02-26 05:56:41 PM  
Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
2002-02-26 05:57:59 PM  
These two farkwads deserve each other.
2002-02-26 06:03:46 PM  
Hey Micky your so fine
your so fine you blow my mind
Hey Micky
2002-02-26 06:05:13 PM  
The guy is single, he probably makes ok cash(high 20s, low30s) doing construction, (just going by the known facts from the article) he drinks a soda and wakes up the next day wondering what happened. It said that she had a party planned at the bar, they would be able to witness if he had been drinking, but we don't have that "testimony". So to our knowledge his story is true. She is a known whore, fact, the court had to test 2 men to see who is the father. She should know who was the father unless she was having unprotected sex with many men.
The facts seem pretty cut and dried. Whats your beef?
2002-02-26 06:05:24 PM  
Allow me to second Mytwocents' recommendation. That is, if simple exile from the human race isn't possible.
2002-02-26 06:05:25 PM  
It's all that damn animal testing....
2002-02-26 06:08:53 PM  
Good guess - the article said it was 17% of the guy's gross income:

$100/.17*52 = $30,588 (rounded)
2002-02-26 06:10:44 PM  
Mytwocents: Um, help us to understand, you say you're a conservative, yet in your previous post you say :"that's why whenever I do it I make him wear a condom". I take it that means you're a conservative in everything other than sexual attitudes?
2002-02-26 06:11:14 PM  
That happened to me too, but I ended up in my own bed the next morning wet as hell.
2002-02-26 06:12:36 PM  
I'd like to know what the wet towel around his head was for.. would that be a variation on the stolen kidney UL?
2002-02-26 06:13:52 PM  
I have a real problem when men are forced to provide for a child that was born not because it was wanted my both parents but by the mother so she may trap the father. This is wrong and women should be punished. It is similar to the lesbian couple who had a friend get one of the lesbians pregnant then when the rug munchers broke up the one who had the baby sued the biological father for child support because she could not force the other lesbo to pay for support. Another reason fags/lesbians should not be allowed to adopt, etc. Men are always getting screwed by the system when it comes to this crap. We can't even get custody when it comes to a divorce. All a bunch of BS.
2002-02-26 06:15:32 PM  
...and to make sure they don't pass on any behavioral problems to the kid after we've sterilized the parents, put him up for adoption.

I know this sounds awfully Third-Reichish, but I'd be in favor of requiring procreation licenses, and not just because of cases like this. Only IQs >100 need apply. Appearing on daytime talk shows (Maury, Montell, Jerry, Sally, and especially Ricki) is cause for immediate disqualification from consideration.
2002-02-26 06:19:18 PM  
Walrustoof - awfully conevenient to be able to define "convservative" as broadly or narrowly as you see fit.
2002-02-26 06:21:14 PM  
100 a week won't cover much, you are right. Why should he be made to pay when he did not consentually have sex with her. I believe that he should file rape charges against her. This is like big bertha raping some puny guy then getting him again with child support. From this article she should be locked up for rape.
2002-02-26 06:21:16 PM  
Of course $100 a week isn't enough... Baby Versace isn't cheap you know..

I'd say $20 a week and a kick up the twat...
2002-02-26 06:24:07 PM  
Mytwocents: "Now where did I put those batteries?" -- Conservative?!?
2002-02-26 06:26:41 PM  
Mytwocents: I thought conservatives were pro-choice.
2002-02-26 06:26:44 PM  
I don't get it. Why can't he just pay the cost of an abortion?
2002-02-26 06:27:37 PM  
For all you guys out there
For those who don't know Tom Lykis has a radio show that discusses issues such as this and helps the average joe keep from getting farked by sneaky women. A side note he also helps get more poon for less bucks.

2002-02-26 06:29:37 PM  
plug yer hole.
All 3 of them.
2002-02-26 06:31:15 PM  
Phxtony: Conservatives will never say what they are: anti-choice.

Very simple really -- Liberals stay out of your bedroom with an eye on you wallet, and Conservatives stay out of your wallet, with an eye in your bedroom(.Y.)
2002-02-26 06:31:41 PM  
Note to self: don't drink at bars
2002-02-26 06:34:10 PM  
Who cares if mytwocents is conservative or liberal attention whore, that is not the issue we should be concerned about. We should be worried about this guy getting raped and then having to pay for the next 17 years for it.
2002-02-26 06:37:24 PM  
And the law dictated that Onan should get with child his brother's widow, that she might have claim, through that child, a share of his house and not be destitute upon the street. But Onan thought, "I bone her, but ain't no way I's splittin' my loot wit dat skank ho." And got out before he got off. Seeing Onan thow his pitch in the dirt, the widow knew she would have to get tenacious and 'allidocious with him. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
2002-02-26 06:38:02 PM  
Like I always say, "You can't rape the willing."
2002-02-26 06:38:39 PM  
I have a hard time beleiving the guy. As the old saying goes, It ia hard to push a marshmellow into a piggy bank slot. On the other end of the spectrum was my grandfather. He always said if'n it don't fit, get a hammer. My grandmother hated that man.
2002-02-26 06:39:12 PM  
Damn Strippers! They'll find anyway they can to get what's yours.
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