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(Some Guy)   Coconut cream vs cream of coconut vs coconut milk vs milk of coconut vs coconut water, it's coconuts   (bakeat350.net) divider line
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380 clicks; posted to Food » on 18 Jul 2022 at 8:38 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-18 8:57:25 PM  
I am aware of a particular farker who would HATE this thread......

Me? Gimme all the coconut things!

Why yes, i DO know how to husk, tap, drink the water, then bust and eat the "jelly meat" of a young green coconut with no more than a sharp stick embedded in the earth, machete, and spoon......

Why do you ask? 🤔
 
2022-07-18 9:09:02 PM  
Coconut milk is what is found here and the only thing worth talking aboot. Soups and curries is where it is at.

Take your teeth binding shredded coconut diabeetus casseroles elsewhere, you foul demons!
 
2022-07-18 10:09:49 PM  
Philippines. Guy on the roadside cutting the top of a green coconut with a machete and sticking a straw in. The canned stuff tastes like medicine.

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2022-07-18 10:41:26 PM  

luna1580: I am aware of a particular farker who would HATE this thread......

Me? Gimme all the coconut things!

Why yes, i DO know how to husk, tap, drink the water, then bust and eat the "jelly meat" of a young green coconut with no more than a sharp stick embedded in the earth, machete, and spoon......

Why do you ask? 🤔


But do you eat it when it's newly sprouted and the meat has started to be converted to tender root?
 
2022-07-18 10:42:28 PM  
Look for a lot more coconut stuff in the stores. With global warming it is one of those crops which is increasing its range.
 
2022-07-18 11:08:38 PM  

anuran: But do you eat it when it's newly sprouted and the meat has started to be converted to tender root?


nope.

but i eat hearts of palm and the cabbage palm is my state tree here in FL.

so, tell!
 
2022-07-18 11:11:26 PM  
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2022-07-19 12:02:01 AM  
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2022-07-19 12:10:55 AM  
take two big tablespoons of dollar store lemon sorbet, put in a glass, top with plenty of ice, and fill up with la croix coconut burpwater, let sit a few and stir up the sorbet a bit. delicious fizzy ice cold lemon coco drink for a hot day, and low in sugar.
 
2022-07-19 1:29:18 AM  
Coconut cream is what is used to make pina colatas, so that is all I care about.
 
2022-07-19 1:53:25 AM  
Feels like the Forrest Gump of coconut
 
2022-07-19 4:26:15 AM  

luna1580: anuran: But do you eat it when it's newly sprouted and the meat has started to be converted to tender root?

nope.

but i eat hearts of palm and the cabbage palm is my state tree here in FL.

so, tell!


Had it once in Hawaii. It's soft. It's sweet, but the texture isn't quite like coconut. more like bamboo shoots if anything
 
2022-07-19 4:31:39 AM  
The only two coconut things I'm not crazy about are
1) Coconut water. Excellent for hydration, but don't like the flavor
2) Sweetened dried coconut whether it's out of the bag in the baking section of the grocery store or in *gag* *barf* coconut candy like Mounds or Three Color Coconut Slices. Can't stand the stuff. Have eaten it and puked.
 
2022-07-19 7:04:15 AM  
Coconut only exists to make carbon filters.
 
2022-07-19 9:39:03 AM  

Axeofjudgement: Coconut only exists to make carbon filters.


if I may get pedantic for a second, from a biological standpoint it only exists to make other coconuts
 
2022-07-19 10:26:06 AM  

Axeofjudgement: Coconut only exists to make carbon filters.


And coconut coir for gardening or repti-pet bedding.

And for me and tintar to eat your portion of!

😉
 
2022-07-19 11:09:09 AM  
For me personally, all coconut products have their time and place, expect that "Straw in the Coconut" song which blows hella goats.
 
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