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2022-07-17 6:09:50 PM  
Billy Ocean - Caribbean Queen (No More Love on the Run) (Official HD Video)
Youtube uxX2gA18grk
 
2022-07-17 6:10:59 PM  
Hot Take: Frank Sinatra played Danny Ocean better than George Clooney.
 
2022-07-17 6:12:22 PM  
That's not a classy heist, so I doubt Danny and crew would get involved.
 
2022-07-17 6:13:02 PM  
Danny is dead but his sister took over the family business.
 
2022-07-17 6:16:06 PM  
FTFA: We are working with law enforcement and we will fully reimburse our customers for the value of their assets that were stolen, in accordance with the terms of our contract."

Does anyone else think that means $0.10 on the dollar?
 
2022-07-17 6:17:31 PM  
See, this is why we should get away from paper currency, so the money can be hacked instead and save all that gas.
 
2022-07-17 6:18:08 PM  
Everything's insured? Nobody got hurt? All in the game, yo.
 
2022-07-17 6:19:48 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2022-07-17 6:19:59 PM  
I promise it wasn't me. FARK is my alaby.
 
2022-07-17 6:20:01 PM  

ZMugg: FTFA: We are working with law enforcement and we will fully reimburse our customers for the value of their assets that were stolen, in accordance with the terms of our contract."

Does anyone else think that means $0.10 on the dollar?


They'll get less than the fence
 
2022-07-17 6:20:16 PM  

alienated: That's not a classy heist, so I doubt Danny and crew would get involved.


Yeah an armored truck suggests we should be looking for De Niro, Kilmer and Sizemore.
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2022-07-17 6:20:59 PM  
Insurance job by the event show crowd. A Great Value Ocean's job, if you will.
 
2022-07-17 6:22:34 PM  

WilderKWight: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/uxX2gA18grk]


I was going to ask what Billy is up to....
 
2022-07-17 6:33:10 PM  
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2022-07-17 6:37:27 PM  
Inside job probably, guy got his friends to hit the truck. If they are not pros they will probably make a mistake and get caught.
 
2022-07-17 6:38:28 PM  

kdawg7736: WilderKWight: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/uxX2gA18grk]

I was going to ask what Billy is up to....


According to that YouTube link, he's actually touring right now! I was surprised.
 
2022-07-17 6:43:59 PM  
That many carats in diamonds are wreaking havoc on my prison pouch.
 
2022-07-17 6:51:35 PM  

TheCableGuy: Danny is dead but his sister took over the family business.


The Undertones - Juile Ocean (TOTP 1981) Original audio
Youtube 9-QzQ9sw8fo
 
2022-07-17 6:51:53 PM  
And I would have gotten away with ...

Holy shiat, I DID get away with it! Who wants Total Fark?
 
2022-07-17 6:54:22 PM  
Too much money. You'd need to kill pretty much everyone who was in on it to prevent getting busted. Too big, too much heat, too many people involved. Most folks can't keep their mouths completely shut. They'd tell their girl, or their buddy or... well anyone really, then when that person gets in the slightest trouble, they are gonna give it up on the whole thing.

Always kept it small, didn't want the necessity of hurting people to get away clean. Not only is it a moral issue, but a practical one as well. Robberies? They happen all the time and by the time a month has passed, no one is working that case anymore. Kill somebody during? Man, you'll be 80 years old and they'll still be looking for ya. Fark that noise.
/Ironically, I caught my time because I didn't want to kill someone to get away.
 
2022-07-17 7:00:27 PM  

iheartscotch: Hot Take: Frank Sinatra played Danny Ocean better than George Clooney.


The first time I heard of Ocean's 11 I asked myself, "How the devil did I miss one through 10?" The second time I wasn't fooled at all.
 
2022-07-17 7:27:20 PM  
Has anyone checked Baltimore?
 
2022-07-17 7:28:24 PM  
"My life. That's how I live. That's how I feed my kids," one anonymous victim told the outlet."

If they get a full insurance payout, sounds pretty good, just imagine you went to the show and sold everything you brought for your asking price!

Someone broke into my friend's storage unit and stole a bunch of his GI Joes that he sells at shows, but it was insured. So he basically got all his Joes sold and didn't have to deal with any haggeling.
 
2022-07-17 8:07:21 PM  
Just look for three Mini Coopers traveling together at high speed.
 
2022-07-17 8:09:38 PM  
See, in the mystery version of this all those stones are now gravel in various public saltwater fish tanks. Placed there by the family team who services the tanks. If they took the whole haul to a fence, they'd get almost nothing because the fence has to sit on the hot rocks until things cool down. But banking them in public spaces means they can feign ignorance if found and withdraw in segments to put on the market.

The NCIS version starts from the dead body in the tank. While sifting for clues they find the gems in the gravel. Yada yada, the rest of the formula.
 
2022-07-17 8:22:17 PM  

ZMugg: FTFA: We are working with law enforcement and we will fully reimburse our customers for the value of their assets that were stolen, in accordance with the terms of our contract."

Does anyone else think that means $0.10 on the dollar?


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2022-07-17 8:25:05 PM  

Bslim: Wanted for questioning:

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2022-07-17 8:27:16 PM  

Biledriver: alienated: That's not a classy heist, so I doubt Danny and crew would get involved.

Yeah an armored truck suggests we should be looking for De Niro, Kilmer and Sizemore.
[Fark user image image 555x232]


"Hey Slick, you see that shiat coming out of their ears? They can't hear you. Chill out."
/miss TS, he was great in everything
 
2022-07-17 8:50:06 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: Biledriver: alienated: That's not a classy heist, so I doubt Danny and crew would get involved.

Yeah an armored truck suggests we should be looking for De Niro, Kilmer and Sizemore.
[Fark user image image 555x232]

"Hey Slick, you see that shiat coming out of their ears? They can't hear you. Chill out."
/miss TS, he was great in everything


Is he dead? 😨
 
2022-07-17 9:00:24 PM  

lilfry14: "My life. That's how I live. That's how I feed my kids," one anonymous victim told the outlet."

If they get a full insurance payout, sounds pretty good, just imagine you went to the show and sold everything you brought for your asking price!

Someone broke into my friend's storage unit and stole a bunch of his GI Joes that he sells at shows, but it was insured. So he basically got all his Joes sold and didn't have to deal with any haggeling.


They ain't getting full value. That's the kicker. Insurance never pays full value for anything. "Loss adjuster" ... those mofos are worse than hagglers as they straight up lowball everything and you gotta suck it up as damn straight there will be some small print means they can value your diamond ring at the wholesale value of the diamond coming out of a mine in Africa.
 
2022-07-17 9:45:26 PM  

Ragin' Asian: That many carats in diamonds are wreaking havoc on my prison pouch.


Imagine if it was that many carats of carrots...
 
2022-07-17 10:44:45 PM  

waxbeans: Exile On Beale Street: Biledriver: alienated: That's not a classy heist, so I doubt Danny and crew would get involved.

Yeah an armored truck suggests we should be looking for De Niro, Kilmer and Sizemore.
[Fark user image image 555x232]

"Hey Slick, you see that shiat coming out of their ears? They can't hear you. Chill out."
/miss TS, he was great in everything

Is he dead? 😨


No, he's still working. But he's been relegated to B movies for the most part.
It's not as though the big studios don't want him, its more that they can't insure him.
Consider his role in Saving Private Ryan. Spielberg told Tom if he didn't maintain sobriety throughout production, he would recast and reshoot all of his parts. He stayed sober.
Robert De Niro recognized his drug problems and personally helped check him into rehab.
When two of the greats in cinema are trying to help, and he still can't shake the substances. The man clearly has an insurmountable problem. Mainly because he doesn't want to quit. Drugs are his safe space.
 
2022-07-17 11:16:36 PM  

WilderKWight: kdawg7736: WilderKWight: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/uxX2gA18grk]

I was going to ask what Billy is up to....

According to that YouTube link, he's actually touring right now! I was surprised.


He's got to be pretty old, though. He just keeps on going and going and going....
 
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