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(Bored Panda)   I did not create it, I just released it from the wood   (boredpanda.com) divider line
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2554 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Jul 2022 at 11:05 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-16 11:07:34 PM  
I want that
 
2022-07-16 11:14:20 PM  
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2022-07-16 11:33:59 PM  
So even chainsaw artists can be pretentious twits.
 
2022-07-16 11:46:04 PM  
beautiful.

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I'm a fan of wood (heyoooh! fnarr etc).  couldn't think of another way to say it!
 
2022-07-17 12:09:33 AM  

2wolves: So even chainsaw artists can be pretentious twits.


What's pretentious about that?
 
2022-07-17 12:26:21 AM  
Yeah, big deal

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I'll be fine if I never see another chainsaw bear in my life.
 
2022-07-17 1:17:19 AM  
Heh heh heh "wood"
 
2022-07-17 1:17:47 AM  
I'd be happy to give that dude $5 for that carving and even pay for shipping. $5 for years of work seems reasonable.
 
2022-07-17 1:48:15 AM  
Now he needs to make a copy of the base and switch them out with a way to make it look like it came alive and escaped
 
2022-07-17 1:52:26 AM  

realmolo: 2wolves: So even chainsaw artists can be pretentious twits.

What's pretentious about that?


Claiming he "just released it from the wood" instead of that he made it in an attempt to draw a parallel between himself and Michaelangelo.
 
2022-07-17 2:29:03 AM  
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2022-07-17 3:21:57 AM  

stoli n coke: realmolo: 2wolves: So even chainsaw artists can be pretentious twits.

What's pretentious about that?

Claiming he "just released it from the wood" instead of that he made it in an attempt to draw a parallel between himself and Michaelangelo.


Well, to be fair, wasn't it Subby who made that comparison?
 
2022-07-17 6:16:35 AM  

bababa: stoli n coke: realmolo: 2wolves: So even chainsaw artists can be pretentious twits.

What's pretentious about that?

Claiming he "just released it from the wood" instead of that he made it in an attempt to draw a parallel between himself and Michaelangelo.

Well, to be fair, wasn't it Subby who made that comparison?


Also, to be fair, if you've never sculpted something from wood or stone, it really does feel like you're finding the form within the material and letting it out.  Try it.  It's cool.
 
2022-07-17 6:28:11 AM  
For some reason I read that in this guy's voice.
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2022-07-17 6:35:53 AM  
It takes a long time and requires a lot of hard work and patience to make that octopus.  And isn't it wonderful?
 
2022-07-17 7:15:52 AM  

stoli n coke: realmolo: 2wolves: So even chainsaw artists can be pretentious twits.

What's pretentious about that?

Claiming he "just released it from the wood" instead of that he made it in an attempt to draw a parallel between himself and Michaelangelo.


I think he was trying to be humble.
 
2022-07-17 7:40:08 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: I'd be happy to give that dude $5 for that carving and even pay for shipping. $5 for years of work seems reasonable.


He should be happy to do it for exposure. I have over 200 followers on Insta
 
2022-07-17 7:50:06 AM  

Nurglitch: I want that


oh hell yes.  In my front yard.
 
2022-07-17 9:00:04 AM  
Cool! Now do the rest of the scene:
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2022-07-17 9:24:50 AM  

2wolves: So even chainsaw artists can be pretentious twits.


Show us anything you've done that comes even close to that impressive and your opinion might be worth something.
 
2022-07-17 9:45:35 AM  
I wonder what Casino he sold it too?
 
2022-07-17 10:31:07 AM  

jmr61: Nurglitch: I want that

oh hell yes.  In my front yard.


I'm going to Etsy right now.
 
2022-07-17 11:26:17 AM  
That is a gorgeous dust magnet.
 
2022-07-17 12:22:38 PM  
"I did not create it, I just released it from the wood "

yeah, my dad said the same thing about me.
 
2022-07-17 3:47:04 PM  

rosebud_the_sled: I'd be happy to give that dude $5 for that carving and even pay for shipping. $5 for years of work seems reasonable.


I'm guessing shipping would be pretty expensive
 
2022-07-17 8:26:28 PM  

stoli n coke: realmolo: 2wolves: So even chainsaw artists can be pretentious twits.

What's pretentious about that?

Claiming he "just released it from the wood" instead of that he made it in an attempt to draw a parallel between himself and Michaelangelo.


Yeah, unless subs is the sculptor the artist had nothing to do with that quote. The artist isn't even quoted in the article nor on his website.
 
2022-07-17 9:41:17 PM  
He freed it from the burl.

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