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(Phys Org2)   Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot, King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England, in search of knights who will join in the posting of Monty Python quotes instead of the story about archaeology   (phys.org) divider line
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2022-07-13 2:06:17 PM  
"Who's that, then?"
"I dunno.  Must be a king."
"Why?"
"He hasn't got shiat all over him."
 
2022-07-13 2:10:27 PM  
Alright, sonny. That's enough. Just pack that in.

CHRIST!
 
2022-07-13 2:15:59 PM  
"King of the 'oo?"
 
2022-07-13 2:24:52 PM  
"I like to push the pram a lot..."
 
2022-07-13 2:28:04 PM  
In before anyone says "Ni".
 
2022-07-13 2:41:23 PM  

dstanley: "King of the 'oo?"


The Britains!
 
2022-07-13 2:57:18 PM  
🎵 Pie Jesu Domine 🎵

*thwack*

🎵 dona eis requiem 🎵

*thwack*

🎵 Pie Jesu Domine 🎵

*thwack*
*stumble*

🎵 dona eis requiem 🎵

*thwack*
 
2022-07-13 2:59:35 PM  

BenSaw2: dstanley: "King of the 'oo?"

The Britains!


'oo are the Britons?
 
2022-07-13 3:10:39 PM  
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treatin' me like an inferior.
Arthur: Well, I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, then? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress--
Dennis: We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort-of-executive officer for the week--
Arthur: Yes.
Dennis: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting--
Arthur: Yes, I see.
Dennis: By a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs--
Arthur: [getting bored] Be quiet.
Dennis: But by a two thirds majority, in the case of more major--
Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Dennis' Mother: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
Arthur: I am your king!
Dennis' Mother: Well I didn't vote for you.
Arthur: You don't vote for kings!
Dennis' Mother: How'd you become king, then?
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up?! [Grabs Dennis and shakes him]
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
 
2022-07-13 3:32:02 PM  

Unobtanium: BenSaw2: dstanley: "King of the 'oo?"

The Britains!

'oo are the Britons?


We all are, and I am your king.
 
2022-07-13 3:35:09 PM  
It's just a model
 
2022-07-13 4:05:50 PM  
Can't I have a little peril?
 
2022-07-13 4:11:39 PM  
Arrrrghhhh.....
 
2022-07-13 4:24:55 PM  
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2022-07-13 4:29:47 PM  
I didn't vote for him!
 
2022-07-13 4:41:31 PM  
🎶 His head smashed in 
And his heart cut out 
And his liver removed 
And his bowls unplugged 
And his nostrils raped 
And his bottom burnt off 
And his penis- 🎶

"That's...that's enough music for now lads."
 
2022-07-13 4:47:41 PM  
"Old woman!"

"Man!"

"Sorry, man. Who lives in that castle?"

"I'm 37."

"What?"

"I'm 37, I'm not old."

"Well I can't just call you 'man'..."

"Well you could say Dennis."

"I didn't know you were called Dennis!"

"Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?!"
 
2022-07-13 4:52:19 PM  
Ni!
 
2022-07-13 4:56:52 PM  
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2022-07-13 5:36:06 PM  

BenSaw2: Unobtanium: BenSaw2: dstanley: "King of the 'oo?"

The Britains!

'oo are the Britons?

We all are, and I am your king.


How do you become king? I didn't vote for you!
 
2022-07-13 5:42:46 PM  
Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
 
2022-07-13 5:59:25 PM  
And after the spanking, the oral sex.
 
2022-07-13 6:04:06 PM  
French persons!
Today the blood of many a gallant knight shall be avenged!
In the name of God, we shall not stop our fight, until each one of you lies DEAD
And the Holy Grail is returned to those whom God has chosen.

CHARRRRGE
 
2022-07-13 6:25:17 PM  
A small, low-turf mound with a timber palisade around it as well as traces of an avenue of upright timbers in a series of postholes.
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
 
2022-07-13 6:41:06 PM  
On second thought...
 
2022-07-13 6:41:17 PM  
WTF is going on in this thread?
 
2022-07-13 7:00:52 PM  
And the Lord did grin.

And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas.
 
2022-07-13 7:44:36 PM  

MurphyMurphy: And the Lord did grin.

And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas.


Skip a bit, brother.
 
2022-07-13 8:08:52 PM  

we_want_a_shrubbery: WTF is going on in this thread?


Username doesn't check out
 
2022-07-13 8:41:00 PM  
Moistened Bint.

Also, "merely a flesh wound "
 
2022-07-13 8:52:41 PM  

luddite v2.0: Can't I have a little peril?


No, it's too perilous!
 
2022-07-13 9:55:06 PM  
Uth, Uther, Uthest
 
2022-07-13 10:10:56 PM  

we_want_a_shrubbery: WTF is going on in this thread?


Weren't expecting this, were you?
 
2022-07-13 10:15:37 PM  
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2022-07-13 11:25:57 PM  

we_want_a_shrubbery: WTF is going on in this thread?


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2022-07-14 12:04:31 AM  
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!
 
2022-07-14 12:10:25 AM  
Those that wrote the headline have been SACKED
 
2022-07-14 12:10:43 AM  
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
 
2022-07-14 3:48:27 AM  
"We use only the finest baby frogs..."
 
2022-07-14 8:26:17 AM  
My nipples explode with delight!
 
2022-07-14 10:29:06 AM  
I don't want to go on the cart.
 
2022-07-14 5:47:06 PM  
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