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(CNBC)   Doritos and Gatorade are good for what ails you, especially if you're Pepsi   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Revenue, PepsiCo, Gatorade, Shares of the company rose, CEO Ramon Laguarta, Income statement, company's margins, Frito-Lay  
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2022-07-12 12:41:23 PM  
PepsiCo on Tuesday raised its revenue outlook for the year, as inflation pushed up prices and people paid more for its Doritos chips and Gatorade drinks
Expecting costs to rise even higher in the second half of the year, the global food and drink giant said it plans to keep shrinking product sizes and deploying other ways to manage rising expenses.

Proving what a fantasy...Schooner Tuna, the Tuna with a heart was in the movie Mr. Mom

Pepsi, "we need to raise revenue."
          "how about we give them less and make them pay more."
Pepsi, "excellent suggestion Montgomery Burns, let's make it happen."
2022-07-13 8:50:41 AM  
I have a feeling drinking Gatorade is like putting on sweat shorts and shirt to watch a football game; makes a person feel all sporty while they sit on their butts.

I should be investing in pharma companies that make diabetes medicine.
2022-07-13 8:53:54 AM  
Also, I love how the article is about PepsiCo, about their increased Gatorade and Doritos sales even with higher pricing (price elasticity anyone?) but image is a can of Pepsi. Might as well show a slice of pizza (hut) or a taco (bell).
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