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(ESPN)   The Danes hope to leave a mark on Finland in Stadium mk at noon ET. Then, Spain will be inquisitive of ze Germans while demonstrate their weapons of fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, etc. at 3 in Brentford. It's the Women's Euro thread on ESPN2   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-07-12 12:01:14 PM  
I just want a good, clean match of Scandinavian warfare we have all come to know and love.  What we don't need is a repeat of the slaughter from yesterday.
 
2022-07-12 12:07:20 PM  
Nice sustained attack from Denmark, but nothing really came of it.  That will change as the game goes on.
 
2022-07-12 12:08:09 PM  
That was either a poor cross or someone just stopped their run way early.
 
2022-07-12 12:09:53 PM  
There is the first shot on target, and she did well to get by 2 defenders but could not beat the keeper.
 
2022-07-12 12:11:28 PM  
Oh the Fin keeper barely managed to get the save as that ball trickled toward the line.  Great save.
 
2022-07-12 12:11:42 PM  
Nice save by the Finnish keeper as the ball almost squeaked through to the far post.
 
2022-07-12 12:12:28 PM  
I need to look her up, I like the Finnish goalie's dynamics so far.  She is strong in the box, cuts the angles and positions herself well.

/color me impressed.
 
2022-07-12 12:13:35 PM  
Blood for the blood god.
 
2022-07-12 12:14:14 PM  
Oh dear.  We have a bleeder on the pitch.  That is a possible broken nose due to trying to head the ball and finding the back of a Fin head herself.
 
2022-07-12 12:14:49 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Blood for the blood god.


Thanks to the skulls for the skull throan.
 
2022-07-12 12:15:16 PM  

harleyquinnical: That is a possible broken nose


just a bleeder most likely. She doesn't appear to be reacting as if it's broken. She'll be back in.
 
2022-07-12 12:19:03 PM  

toetag: She is strong in the box, cuts the angles and positions herself well.


If this were taken out of context, I swear...

/can't watch anything unless it's carried by an over-the-air affiliate
//maybe at least the finals will be on ABC...?
 
2022-07-12 12:19:46 PM  

toetag: harleyquinnical: That is a possible broken nose

just a bleeder most likely. She doesn't appear to be reacting as if it's broken. She'll be back in.


And she is.  Such injuries are really hard to gauge since they try to avoid showing the blood and limit the replay.
 
2022-07-12 12:22:35 PM  

Zik-Zak: If this were taken out of context, I swear...


I swear I wasn't going for that angle. I shall correct my terminology for those of us in the gutter.
 
2022-07-12 12:25:51 PM  

toetag: Zik-Zak: If this were taken out of context, I swear...

I swear I wasn't going for that angle. I shall correct my terminology for those of us in the gutter.


Now now...where's the fun in that?
 
2022-07-12 12:33:02 PM  

toetag: Zik-Zak: If this were taken out of context, I swear...

I swear I wasn't going for that angle. I shall correct my terminology for those of us in the gutter.


If I didn't belong in the gutter, I wouldn't belong anywhere.

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2022-07-12 12:39:27 PM  
oh Finland, needed more umph on that shot
 
2022-07-12 12:40:40 PM  

Zik-Zak: toetag: Zik-Zak: If this were taken out of context, I swear...

I swear I wasn't going for that angle. I shall correct my terminology for those of us in the gutter.

If I didn't belong in the gutter, I wouldn't belong anywhere.

/welcometofark.gif.jpg.webp


I'm only here for the post match sauna and aquavit webfeed
 
2022-07-12 12:49:16 PM  
Twitters are already crowning MU champ's...
 
2022-07-12 12:49:44 PM  
Can't believe, 0-0.  The Finnish goalie is the only thing keeping them in the game. Denmark is so much faster, pressing the ball better, going to the ball seems the better team.  Go Finnish Goalie! I'm pulling for you!
 
2022-07-12 1:05:13 PM  
Denmark will want a do over on that
 
2022-07-12 1:12:49 PM  
come on Finland, better control and possessy
 
2022-07-12 1:13:08 PM  

whither_apophis: come on Finland, better control and possessy


possession
 
2022-07-12 1:14:37 PM  
couple of Danish subs now
 
2022-07-12 1:20:01 PM  
Denmark, its okay to shoot the ball.
 
2022-07-12 1:20:04 PM  
Denmark is squandering chances
 
2022-07-12 1:20:20 PM  
why did she wait!  That should have been an easy goal for Denmark.
 
2022-07-12 1:21:44 PM  
no one on the back post for Finland now
 
2022-07-12 1:22:30 PM  
lots of redheads for Denmark
 
2022-07-12 1:23:41 PM  
that's better from Denmark
 
2022-07-12 1:25:06 PM  
Yellow to Danes for the cynical foul
 
2022-07-12 1:27:45 PM  
Oh man!  Another danish opportunity but took too long to get the shot off
 
2022-07-12 1:30:41 PM  
Denmark break thru 1-0
 
2022-07-12 1:31:33 PM  
Finally.
Denmark with the opening goal.
1-0
 
2022-07-12 1:31:45 PM  
the rebound off the bar lands to the open woman, easy in
 
2022-07-12 1:32:29 PM  

whither_apophis: the rebound off the bar lands to the open woman, easy in


Enough about your weekend.
 
2022-07-12 1:33:15 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: whither_apophis: the rebound off the bar lands to the open woman, easy in

Enough about your weekend.


hey man, get it while you can
 
2022-07-12 1:35:19 PM  
Finland makes their first sub
 
2022-07-12 1:47:11 PM  
Just got back from errands that took way longer than I wanted them to.
 
2022-07-12 1:51:46 PM  
Big time save by the Dane in stoppage time!
 
2022-07-12 2:59:43 PM  
IDK why I find the left assistant's eye makeup irritating and distracting.
 
2022-07-12 3:03:58 PM  
Spain had all the control until the keeper made a huge mistake and Germany takes full advantage.  What an error.
 
2022-07-12 3:04:51 PM  
Germany with an early 3rd minute goal.
Complete mistake by the keeper to give straight to Buhl.
1-0
 
2022-07-12 3:05:27 PM  
oh ffs.... i'm 3 minutes late to match
 
2022-07-12 3:05:53 PM  

whither_apophis: oh ffs.... i'm 3 minutes late to match


Welcome to my life.
 
2022-07-12 3:07:56 PM  
Magull acknowledged the foul and apologized.
 
2022-07-12 3:09:10 PM  
That pitch seems soaked.  The ball is just dying.
 
2022-07-12 3:10:56 PM  
Garcia puts it into the side when she really should have scored.
 
2022-07-12 3:14:57 PM  

harleyquinnical: That pitch seems soaked.  The ball is just dying.


and they are in .... Brentford
 
2022-07-12 3:19:33 PM  

whither_apophis: harleyquinnical: That pitch seems soaked.  The ball is just dying.

and they are in .... Brentford


I cannot keep the weather moving through there straight.  Yesterday was so warm on the south coast, they needed hydration breaks.

Today, it looks like it has been nothing but rain for the west side of Greater London.

Oh I thought that had a chance.
 
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