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(Sports Illustrated)   Can anyone check to see if a few extra Brinks trucks have been parking across the street from Rory's house?   (si.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, PGA Tour, staunch defender of the PGA Tour, Rory McIlroy, Golf, PGA Tour commissioner Jay Monahan, LIV Golf, DP World Tour, NORTH BERWICK  
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2022-07-09 5:36:03 PM  
Oh geez Rory...
 
2022-07-09 5:47:53 PM  
On the one hand, you make 10-12 years of money in one day... on the other... you get your hands chopped off.

I mean, this is the most excitement golf has had since they found out Tiger like to bang lots of hookers.

They'll figure something out and no one will really care either way.
 
2022-07-09 6:21:06 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On the one hand, you make 10-12 years of money in one day... on the other... you get your hands chopped off.

I mean, this is the most excitement golf has had since they found out Tiger like to bang lots of hookers.

They'll figure something out and no one will really care either way.


I'm guessing LIVGolf could buy and sell PGA and DP many times over.  Whatever happens, they will get the biggest win out of it.
 
2022-07-09 7:32:37 PM  
Golf isn't something to fall to pieces over.
 
2022-07-09 10:18:38 PM  
Golf is a sport for rich assholes.  Are you surprised that some of the planet's richest assholes (Saudi Arabia) want in the game?
 
2022-07-09 11:05:03 PM  

PineappleOnPizza: Golf is a sport for rich assholes.  Are you surprised that some of the planet's richest assholes (Saudi Arabia) want in the game?


EVERY "major" sport is owned by rich assholes.
 
2022-07-09 11:05:03 PM  

PineappleOnPizza: Golf is a sport for rich assholes.  Are you surprised that some of the planet's richest assholes (Saudi Arabia) want in the game?


I'm pretty sure MBS would "want in" on and reach into the Saudi Wealth Fund to start a competitive hobo strangling league if someone convinced him that hosting tournaments where internationally renowned hobo stranglers would, well, strangle various drifters to death would bring "prestige" to his reign.
 
2022-07-09 11:07:06 PM  
If the Saudis really wanted to win the hearts and minds of Americans, they would buy back the houses private equity has and sell them back to regular people at a reasonable price. 

But Saudis are use private equity too, and only really care about their fellow elites.
 
2022-07-09 11:54:07 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm guessing LIVGolf could buy and sell PGA and DP many times over.


I saw a video of DP once.

Well, 90 seconds of it or so.
 
2022-07-10 11:47:34 AM  
This is Rory's house in The Bear's Club (formerly Ernie Els' house).

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He already has Brinks trucks coming and going all the time...
 
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