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(ESPN)   Group B begins play with Spain vs Finland at the Stadium MK at 12 noon ET on ESPN+ , followed by Germany vs Denmark at Brentford Community Stadium on ESPN 2. This is your UEFA Women's Championship Thread   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-07-08 1:04:45 PM  
Despite the initial hiccup, Spain doesn't seem to be missing Patellas so far.
 
2022-07-08 1:10:01 PM  

Ninja Otter: Despite the initial hiccup, Spain doesn't seem to be missing Patellas so far.


Now I'm wondering how they're managing to run around without kneecaps.
 
2022-07-08 1:31:06 PM  
Finland's chances have been few and far between all match.  Spain have really kept the pressure up after taking the lead.
 
2022-07-08 1:31:30 PM  
And there is a header from Gonzales trickling just wide.
 
2022-07-08 1:34:38 PM  
That was a spectacular delivery and an easy 3rd goal for Spain.
 
2022-07-08 1:43:31 PM  
I'm surprised they went to the Stadium MK for matches.  I never think of it as being that big of a stadium, but setting the record for a women's European match not including the host nation is impressive to a point.  I would hope that record won't stand with plenty of other group stages matches still to come.
 
2022-07-08 1:51:51 PM  
Honestly, looking at Group B, I don't see Finland getting out of the group.  Denmark and Germany are going to have to fight it out.
 
2022-07-08 1:53:16 PM  
Oh dear.  Last seconds of the game and Finland give up a penalty.  And it is very well taken.  4-1.
 
2022-07-08 3:01:39 PM  
I think Denmark is going to be in for a long day.
 
2022-07-08 3:01:59 PM  
yay a match that i can watch!
 
2022-07-08 3:10:40 PM  
woodwork getting in on the action

then wtf was that
 
2022-07-08 3:14:39 PM  
sheesh
 
2022-07-08 3:15:00 PM  
Twice off the crossbar and then follow up header goes wide.
Germany can't buy one right now.
 
2022-07-08 3:15:28 PM  
2 more shots off the woodwork and another put wide.  Bar with 3 big saves in the first 15'
 
2022-07-08 3:15:59 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Twice off the crossbar and then follow up header goes wide.
Germany can't buy one right now.


I heard the NBA Jam announcer in my head screaming "Can't buy a bucket!"
 
2022-07-08 3:16:34 PM  

harleyquinnical: 2 more shots off the woodwork and another put wide.  Bar with 3 big saves in the first 15'


Woodwork takes the early lead for golden gloves.
 
2022-07-08 3:17:36 PM  
Denmark's defense looks all sechser und siebener
 
2022-07-08 3:19:23 PM  
Another great cross and CHRISTIANSSEN WITH THE SAVE!
 
2022-07-08 3:19:41 PM  
Christensen with a terrific save a full stretch.
 
2022-07-08 3:21:19 PM  
there it is!
 
2022-07-08 3:23:27 PM  
Germany finally break through.
Turn over kills Denmark.
Däbritz just rifles it to the near upper 90.
1-0
 
2022-07-08 3:23:58 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Germany finally break through.
Turn over kills Denmark.
Däbritz just rifles it to the near upper 90.
1-0


My mistake.
It was MaGull with the goal.
 
2022-07-08 3:24:31 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Germany finally break through.
Turn over kills Denmark.
Däbritz just rifles it to the near upper 90.
1-0


I turned my head to pull a double espresso and they scored.
 
2022-07-08 3:24:51 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Chimpy McSquirrel: Germany finally break through.
Turn over kills Denmark.
Däbritz just rifles it to the near upper 90.
1-0

My mistake.
It was MaGull with the goal.


da brits played the other day
 
2022-07-08 3:25:18 PM  

harleyquinnical: Chimpy McSquirrel: Germany finally break through.
Turn over kills Denmark.
Däbritz just rifles it to the near upper 90.
1-0

I turned my head to pull a double espresso and they scored.


All is normal for the moment.
 
2022-07-08 3:29:56 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: harleyquinnical: Chimpy McSquirrel: Germany finally break through.
Turn over kills Denmark.
Däbritz just rifles it to the near upper 90.
1-0

I turned my head to pull a double espresso and they scored.

All is normal for the moment.


Well, yeah, which makes all the saves by Bar suspect while I was running an errand.
 
2022-07-08 3:30:23 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Chimpy McSquirrel: Chimpy McSquirrel: Germany finally break through.
Turn over kills Denmark.
Däbritz just rifles it to the near upper 90.
1-0

My mistake.
It was MaGull with the goal.

da brits played the other day


The Brits?
That would be news to Wales and Scotland.
 
2022-07-08 3:30:34 PM  
Denmark with a shot on target and the German keeper makes the good save.
 
2022-07-08 3:38:02 PM  
Offff
Clash of heads.
 
2022-07-08 3:43:03 PM  
I thought the defender was going to grab that ball like a keeper.  Looked like she just stopped herself
 
2022-07-08 3:47:13 PM  
4th referee is not to shabby.
 
2022-07-08 3:48:11 PM  
Christiensen is the most effective Dane on the pitch right now.  Never a good sign.

And that is the half.
 
2022-07-08 4:02:41 PM  
false start
 
2022-07-08 4:03:00 PM  
I just looked at the list of stadiums being utilized for this competition, and I have to say, it really looks like Manchester has bribed UEFA.  1 stadium will only host 4700 fans (the academy stadium) and another 8000 (the Man Utd Women's team).  There is really no excuse for that.
 
2022-07-08 4:07:06 PM  
Denmark again not looking sharp at the back.
 
2022-07-08 4:08:55 PM  
That was one of the easier saves for Christiensen.
 
2022-07-08 4:14:26 PM  
And there is the 2nd for Germany off the corner kick.
 
2022-07-08 4:15:02 PM  
nice corner

christiansen misjudged that one
 
2022-07-08 4:15:10 PM  
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2022-07-08 4:26:22 PM  
Has the pitch been that wet all match?
 
2022-07-08 4:31:10 PM  
Rauch booked for the tactical foul.
 
2022-07-08 4:32:23 PM  
damn offside
 
2022-07-08 4:32:28 PM  
Germany looking for 3...ruled offside.  VAR has lots to look at.

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2022-07-08 4:32:40 PM  
Offside denies Germany their third.
 
2022-07-08 4:35:04 PM  
not kuhl
 
2022-07-08 4:35:44 PM  
that one counts
 
2022-07-08 4:36:17 PM  
And there is the 3rd for Germany.  Looked offside but the flag stayed down.  That one hurts.
 
2022-07-08 4:37:15 PM  
Lattwein left all alone at the back post.
3-0
 
2022-07-08 4:43:36 PM  
Wow.  That was just a great header to make it 4-0
 
2022-07-08 4:44:39 PM  
Popp heads in the fourth for Germany.
4-0
 
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