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2022-07-08 12:59:20 AM  
Penguins don't draft again until the 4th round. What to do until then.....
 
2022-07-08 10:58:05 AM  
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2022-07-08 11:08:57 AM  
I hope my team drafts another guy that "skates well for his size" that always works out!
 
2022-07-08 11:12:05 AM  
I'm just here to see Shane Wright flame out.
 
2022-07-08 11:15:04 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: I hope my team drafts another guy that "skates well for his size" that always works out!


drafts... how do they work?
 
2022-07-08 11:23:48 AM  

kdawg7736: Penguins don't draft again until the 4th round. What to do until then.....


Goonjuice experiments?
 
2022-07-08 11:28:10 AM  

craigzy: Harry Wagstaff: I hope my team drafts another guy that "skates well for his size" that always works out!

drafts... how do they work?


You just line up and pick a jerk!
 
2022-07-08 11:28:31 AM  
Trade- STL sends G Ville Husso to DET for 2022 3rd round pick.

I love this trade for DET. Should be an excellent 1A/1B with Nedjelkovic. Also tells me Greiss is likely gone, which is a big GOOD from me.
 
2022-07-08 11:50:09 AM  

Sword and Shield: Trade- STL sends G Ville Husso to DET for 2022 3rd round pick.

I love this trade for DET. Should be an excellent 1A/1B with Nedjelkovic. Also tells me Greiss is likely gone, which is a big GOOD from me.


Very reasonable price for Detroit too.
 
2022-07-08 12:45:35 PM  
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At this rate I expect LA to have Sidney Cosby, Cale Maccar, Connor Hellabuck and Alexander Avechkin in their system.

/would pay to see 1980s generic packaging style turned into a jersey with those names for the cheap knockoff vibe
 
2022-07-08 12:47:09 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'm just here to see Shane Wright flame out.


He's crackin' as a Kraken.
 
2022-07-08 12:50:12 PM  
Pierre LeBrun
@PierreVLeBrun
Word is Duncan Keith of the Edmonton Oilers has decided to retire. The 38-year-old has one year left on his deal at $5.54 million AAV. 
Heck of a career, two-time Norris Trophy winner and Conn Smythe Trophy winner.
 
2022-07-08 12:56:59 PM  

desertgeek: Pierre LeBrun
@PierreVLeBrun
Word is Duncan Keith of the Edmonton Oilers has decided to retire. The 38-year-old has one year left on his deal at $5.54 million AAV. 
Heck of a career, two-time Norris Trophy winner and Conn Smythe Trophy winner.


Ken Holland really needs him to retire.

Unclear whether the word "him" in the previous sentence was necessary.  Works both ways.
 
2022-07-08 12:58:04 PM  
The Canucks just drafted another player named Elias Pettersson.

If they get a 3rd Elias Pettersson, they can put them together in the locker room like the Jims in Shoresy.

"Elias you ready to go?"
"Yeah!"
Elias, you ready to go?"
"YES!"
"Elias, you ready to go?"
"I am indubitably, good sir."
 
2022-07-08 1:01:54 PM  

Sword and Shield: Trade- STL sends G Ville Husso to DET for 2022 3rd round pick.

I love this trade for DET. Should be an excellent 1A/1B with Nedjelkovic. Also tells me Greiss is likely gone, which is a big GOOD from me.


I liked Villa with his time in Stl....

Hope he does well with the Wings...

Damn I miss the old central division Blues/Wings rivalry!!!
 
2022-07-08 1:02:15 PM  
really? who gives a feck?
 
2022-07-08 1:03:24 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: really? who gives a feck?


And your in this thread why???
 
2022-07-08 1:05:57 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: really? who gives a feck?


your mom
 
2022-07-08 1:08:06 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: really? who gives a feck?


Nobody gives a fark that you don't give a fark, fark off.
 
2022-07-08 1:12:27 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: really? who gives a feck?


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2022-07-08 1:20:49 PM  
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2022-07-08 1:46:01 PM  
Flyers decide that DeAngelo isn't too racist for $10M over two years.
 
2022-07-08 1:48:42 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: really? who gives a feck?


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2022-07-08 1:52:31 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: really? who gives a feck?


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2022-07-08 2:06:14 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: really? who gives a feck?

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Skeletor shall not grow old as a meme here.
 
2022-07-08 2:23:27 PM  

Sword and Shield: Trade- STL sends G Ville Husso to DET for 2022 3rd round pick.

I love this trade for DET. Should be an excellent 1A/1B with Nedjelkovic. Also tells me Greiss is likely gone, which is a big GOOD from me.


I am cheering that so loudly from Biloxi, MS that they are hearing me in Michigan.  Greiss just needs to disappear.
 
2022-07-08 2:26:09 PM  
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/checked with Elite Prospects, someone mistyped 190 lbs.
 
2022-07-08 2:30:54 PM  
Well, part 1 of the Hawks' teardown and rebuild is underway with Dach and DeBrincat now gone. I like their picks so far; Korchinski gives them an offensive facilitator from the blue line while Nazar looks to be a younger DeBrincat. They just need another top-4 defenseman, another goal scoring threat, and a goalie project and I'd consider that a decent start to the rebuild.

/and maybe start courting suitors for Kane and Toews for mid-season trade deadline deals
//doubt either would want to stick around for another rebuild
///if they can find a taker for Seth Jones, go for it, but they're gonna have to eat a lot of that contract to make it work
 
2022-07-08 2:30:59 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Flyers decide that DeAngelo isn't too racist for $10M over two years.


Oh for fark's sake.  So without Rod the Bod and the prospect of playoffs to keep him in line, how long before this boils over?  Only took 3 games in New York, if I'm remembering correctly.
 
2022-07-08 2:34:16 PM  

Ishkur: The Canucks just drafted another player named Elias Pettersson.

If they get a 3rd Elias Pettersson, they can put them together in the locker room like the Jims in Shoresy.

"Elias you ready to go?"
"Yeah!"
Elias, you ready to go?"
"YES!"
"Elias, you ready to go?"
"I am indubitably, good sir."


Confuse the other team with your line changes.
See also: Greg Adams and Greg C Adams
 
2022-07-08 2:37:48 PM  

desertgeek: Pierre LeBrun
@PierreVLeBrun
Word is Duncan Keith of the Edmonton Oilers has decided to retire. The 38-year-old has one year left on his deal at $5.54 million AAV. 
Heck of a career, two-time Norris Trophy winner and Conn Smythe Trophy winner.


Last active player of the 2002 draft.

Quick check: Zdeno Chara (1996) Joe Thornton (1997) and Craig Anderson (1999) are last of the 20th Century draft picks. Mike Smith was 2001.
 
2022-07-08 2:38:41 PM  

Polish Hussar: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Flyers decide that DeAngelo isn't too racist for $10M over two years.

Oh for fark's sake.  So without Rod the Bod and the prospect of playoffs to keep him in line, how long before this boils over?  Only took 3 games in New York, if I'm remembering correctly.


A less expensive mistake than Evander Kane's seven-year contract, which is currently a test case for excising a locker-room cancer.
 
2022-07-08 2:39:30 PM  

Practical_Draconian: desertgeek: Pierre LeBrun
@PierreVLeBrun
Word is Duncan Keith of the Edmonton Oilers has decided to retire. The 38-year-old has one year left on his deal at $5.54 million AAV. 
Heck of a career, two-time Norris Trophy winner and Conn Smythe Trophy winner.

Last active player of the 2002 draft.

Quick check: Zdeno Chara (1996) Joe Thornton (1997) and Craig Anderson (1999) are last of the 20th Century draft picks. Mike Smith was 2001.


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2022-07-08 2:44:21 PM  
So...nobody was watching when Kevin Owens crashed the set and started swinging chairs?
 
2022-07-08 2:49:19 PM  

Ishkur: The Canucks just drafted another player named Elias Pettersson.

If they get a 3rd Elias Pettersson, they can put them together in the locker room like the Jims in Shoresy.

"Elias you ready to go?"
"Yeah!"
Elias, you ready to go?"
"YES!"
"Elias, you ready to go?"
"I am indubitably, good sir."


I once worked with four Pauls in a rather small area. All sorts of stuff would happen because of it.

Some guy walked into the area and called out for "Paul."

One by one, almost like it was planned, in half-second intervals the four Pauls stuck their heads up/around a corner like it was Whac-A-Mole.

You probably had to be there but it was great.
 
2022-07-08 3:21:07 PM  

GratefullyAlive: Sword and Shield: Trade- STL sends G Ville Husso to DET for 2022 3rd round pick.

I love this trade for DET. Should be an excellent 1A/1B with Nedjelkovic. Also tells me Greiss is likely gone, which is a big GOOD from me.

I liked Villa with his time in Stl....

Hope he does well with the Wings...

Damn I miss the old central division Blues/Wings rivalry!!!


Hey, y'all took good care of Ozzie, we can return the favor.

Hospitaller: Sword and Shield: Trade- STL sends G Ville Husso to DET for 2022 3rd round pick.

I love this trade for DET. Should be an excellent 1A/1B with Nedjelkovic. Also tells me Greiss is likely gone, which is a big GOOD from me.

I am cheering that so loudly from Biloxi, MS that they are hearing me in Michigan.  Greiss just needs to disappear.


Did you see his Sig-Rune mask in the German league?
 
2022-07-08 3:32:53 PM  

Polish Hussar: kdawg7736: Penguins don't draft again until the 4th round. What to do until then.....

Goonjuice experiments?


Kessel dogs.
 
2022-07-08 3:45:51 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: {Various Inarticulate Gastric Noises}


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2022-07-08 3:48:33 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: really? who gives a feck?


I do.
 
2022-07-08 4:10:23 PM  
Darcy is being shopped around beyond Pembleton. Where will he land?
 
2022-07-08 4:21:20 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Darcy is being shopped around beyond Pembleton. Where will he land?


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Mt Currie? Didn't know he was from the area.
 
2022-07-08 4:26:29 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: OtherLittleGuy: Darcy is being shopped around beyond Pembleton. Where will he land?

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Mt Currie? Didn't know he was from the area.


Fun fact: I always get Princeton, Pemberton, and Penticton mixed up, and all three of them are in different directions from here.

If you asked me to go to one of them, its entirely likely that I'd be driving in the wrong direction for a couple hours before realizing my mistake.
 
2022-07-08 4:47:47 PM  

Ishkur: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: OtherLittleGuy: Darcy is being shopped around beyond Pembleton. Where will he land?

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Mt Currie? Didn't know he was from the area.

Fun fact: I always get Princeton, Pemberton, and Penticton mixed up, and all three of them are in different directions from here.

If you asked me to go to one of them, its entirely likely that I'd be driving in the wrong direction for a couple hours before realizing my mistake.


Not the kind of detour you want to do in bad weather.

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Having driven to Penticton a number of times via Hwy 3, aka the Crowsnest, I've always been curious to try the Princeton-Summerland Road as an alternative. Time constraints and lack of a decent suspension on my car always held me back, although I expect that there is some stunning scenery on that route. It parallels the Kettle Valley Trail for a large part of it, and the KVT is part of the Trans-Canada Trail.
 
2022-07-08 4:59:19 PM  
And if you've wondered why Canadians sometimes call TSN the Toronto Sports Network, they've got a story up about the Penguins 6th round pick, because he's the son of the Toronto Raptors play-by-play announcer.
 
2022-07-08 5:05:41 PM  

germ78: Well, part 1 of the Hawks' teardown and rebuild is underway with Dach and DeBrincat now gone. I like their picks so far; Korchinski gives them an offensive facilitator from the blue line while Nazar looks to be a younger DeBrincat. They just need another top-4 defenseman, another goal scoring threat, and a goalie project and I'd consider that a decent start to the rebuild.

/and maybe start courting suitors for Kane and Toews for mid-season trade deadline deals
//doubt either would want to stick around for another rebuild
///if they can find a taker for Seth Jones, go for it, but they're gonna have to eat a lot of that contract to make it work


Watching the draft earlier today, they mentioned Chicago will get hit with picking up the tab on Keith since he retired with a year left on his contract. Sounds like it's spread out over 2 seasons, the second one costing more than the first.

Was pretty pissed after hearing about the trade last night. Cat was fun to watch. Ottawa just got a whole lot better.
 
2022-07-08 5:08:46 PM  

Sword and Shield: Trade- STL sends G Ville Husso to DET for 2022 3rd round pick.

I love this trade for DET. Should be an excellent 1A/1B with Nedjelkovic. Also tells me Greiss is likely gone, which is a big GOOD from me.


The SDPN reaction to the news of the Husso deal did not disappoint.  I'd recommend making sure your volume isn't up too loud before playing the clip:

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2022-07-08 8:14:56 PM  
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2022-07-08 10:09:42 PM  
Gotta catch up on what Calgary and Toronto did, but work was just a bit crazy today with the whole "nationwide outage on other carrier" thing
 
2022-07-09 7:26:55 AM  

Deathbymeteor: Gotta catch up on what Calgary and Toronto did, but work was just a bit crazy today with the whole "nationwide outage on other carrier" thing


So that was the cause: the collective rage-tweeting of Leafs and Flames fans brought down the Rogers wireless network across Canada!
 
2022-07-09 9:10:39 AM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Deathbymeteor: Gotta catch up on what Calgary and Toronto did, but work was just a bit crazy today with the whole "nationwide outage on other carrier" thing

So that was the cause: the collective rage-tweeting of Leafs and Flames fans brought down the Rogers wireless network across Canada!


We didn't have any picks round 1, so we had to complain all night to crash Rogers.
 
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