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(Dallas News)   Haven't followed NFL news? Need to catch up? Here is a top ten list for Jerry Jones' offseason   (dallasnews.com) divider line
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2022-07-07 9:29:17 PM  
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Please Drew, give us a Texas tag
 
2022-07-07 9:31:52 PM  
Can anyone post the list. Paywall clicks in even in incognito mode.
 
2022-07-07 9:41:47 PM  
1. Black Rifle Coffee backlash
2. Paternity suit'
3. Car crash
4. A disagreement with the mayor
5. Said Cowboys are worth 'more than $10 billion'
6. 'Unusual' comments about Mike McCarthy
7. Jerry doubles his investment
8. Lost friends
9. Draft board reveal
10. Cheerleader settlement
 
2022-07-07 9:45:55 PM  
I miss the old days when Cowboys fans would brag about what a top businessman Jerry was.
Because he had made obscene amounts of money.
Off of Cowboys fans.
By fielding decades of bad teams
 
2022-07-07 9:47:21 PM  
According to court documents, Jones and Davis' mother, Cynthia Davis, reached a settlement to financially support the mother and child as long as they didn't publicly identify Jones as her father.

So do they not want any more money from Jones?   Sounds like they had a decent deal going there.
 
2022-07-07 9:55:39 PM  
What's not listed is that the Cowboys still suck because it's not at all wild.  It's expected.
 
2022-07-07 10:23:24 PM  
Jerry should get a Kool-Aid sponsorship.
 
2022-07-08 12:28:35 AM  

OkieDookie: Jerry should get a Kool-Aid sponsorship.


It was actually grape Flavor Aid* for which Jones is famous, not Kool-Aid.

*poisoned with diphenhydramine, promethazine, chlorpromazine, chloroquine, chloral hydrate, valium, and cyanide
 
2022-07-08 12:37:15 AM  

Dr.Fey: OkieDookie: Jerry should get a Kool-Aid sponsorship.

It was actually grape Flavor Aid* for which Jones is famous, not Kool-Aid.

*poisoned with diphenhydramine, promethazine, chlorpromazine, chloroquine, chloral hydrate, valium, and cyanide


And yet the phrase is "Drink the Kool-Aid.", Pedantic Pal.
 
2022-07-08 9:07:09 AM  
Didn't read TFA but seems like steps 1-10 would be "look in the mirror and tell myself how great I am."
 
2022-07-08 5:04:43 PM  

OkieDookie: And yet the phrase is "Drink the Kool-Aid."


Be fair.  'Drink the chloral hydrate' does not roll off the tongue as well.
 
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