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106 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 07 Jul 2022 at 11:35 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-07 8:45:39 AM  
/me raises hand
 
2022-07-07 10:10:38 AM  
The Rock, Lou Thesz, Hulk Hogan, and Jim Londos.

/Ric Flair is the most overrated of all time.
 
2022-07-07 10:30:39 AM  
Harriet Tubman, Fred Rogers, Muhammad Ali and Benjamin Franklin.

Or the Three Stooges and Shemp.
 
2022-07-07 10:31:28 AM  
Zap farkin Rowsdower

Yes I know he's Canadian. Still a god damned hero
 
2022-07-07 11:17:15 AM  

beezeltown: Harriet Tubman


Talk about a genuine, American Hero. Harriet Tubman was pure awesome and doesn't get nearly enough praise for all she did. She literally risked her life for daily for years helping to save people. Her success led slaveowners to post a $40,000 reward for her capture or death. Tubman was never caught and never lost a "passenger."

Super bad-ass!

But we don't hear much about her, I wonder why???
 
2022-07-07 11:32:21 AM  
No one outside the local communities should be putting anything additional up there. Its stolen sacred Lakota land from and ought to be ceded back to the local Amerindian communities. Since it's been defaced and desecrated it can't be restored to its original state, but that is for those communities to decide as to a further course of action.
 
2022-07-07 11:40:18 AM  

Somacandra: Since it's been defaced and desecrated it can't be restored to its original state, but that is for those communities to decide as to a further course of action.


If they decide to destroy it I just hope they get really good angles of it.

Blowing up art is always fun to watch.
 
2022-07-07 11:59:57 AM  
My vote
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2022-07-07 12:04:11 PM  
It's OK. Jonas Salk didn't do it for the fame. NOR the money.
 
2022-07-07 12:08:12 PM  
John, Paul, George, and Ringo.

j/k I never cared for the Beatles

Make it look like a natural formation again.
 
2022-07-07 12:12:07 PM  
Well, everyone knows what Guv'nor Noem had to suck up to TFG.

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2022-07-07 12:15:28 PM  
Carl Sagan, Dean Smith, Neil Peart, and Toni Morrison?
 
2022-07-07 12:21:56 PM  
Tom  Paine, Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and Harriet Tubman
 
2022-07-07 12:23:02 PM  
The highest bidder. Let's pay down the debt and sell our heritage at the same time
 
2022-07-07 12:49:26 PM  
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2022-07-07 12:59:02 PM  
Nobody.  Blast it back to something vaguely natural-looking and just leave it be.
 
2022-07-07 1:26:58 PM  
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Deez Nutz!

/Would be infinity times better than **45, who is just a stupid limp dick
 
2022-07-07 1:38:15 PM  
I own this shirt

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2022-07-07 1:51:32 PM  
Whoever the Hokage of the hidden leaf village is at the moment.
 
2022-07-07 3:39:04 PM  
"MT Rushmore is one of my favorite places to visit in the United States"

Stopped watching there. What a farking waste of time to go there even once.
 
2022-07-07 4:51:32 PM  
Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Margaret Dumont
 
2022-07-07 8:47:28 PM  
Barbara Billingsley
Hugh Beaumont
Tony Dow
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Jerry Mathers as The Beaver
 
2022-07-07 10:45:57 PM  
Four giant vaginas, with varying labia minora/majora, and farking coat hangers jammed in them, underneath a giant crucifix.  
 
And if they could arrange the spall beneath to resemble the crumpled heap of an innocent dead black guy and a murdered child, that'd be icing on the cake.

That's the USA.
 
2022-07-07 10:58:54 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Four giant vaginas, with varying labia minora/majora, and farking coat hangers jammed in them, underneath a giant crucifix.  

And if they could arrange the spall beneath to resemble the crumpled heap of an innocent dead black guy and a murdered child, that'd be icing on the cake.

That's the USA.


Kind of outside the usual Park Service guidelines, but hey, you never know
 
2022-07-08 12:05:55 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Four giant vaginas, with varying labia minora/majora, and farking coat hangers jammed in them, underneath a giant crucifix.  

And if they could arrange the spall beneath to resemble the crumpled heap of an innocent dead black guy and a murdered child, that'd be icing on the cake.

That's the USA.


Under an arch formed by two AR15, like the Quadisha Swords in Iraq

Now it's complete.
 
2022-07-08 7:44:43 PM  
All full boy images in action poses: Harriet Tubman with a steely gaze and determined chin turned upward as she walks north next to Sacajawea (holding Jean-Baptiste) as she tentatively looks to the west, Susan B Anthony with her hands clasped as she holds her face up to the sun, George Takei peering over the fence of the internment camp with a wide eyed curiosity. Huddled in the middle of these four heroes, completely nude is Donald Trump with his tiny hands grasping a fully engorged 2 1/2 inch penis. That is America in a nutshell
 
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