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(Metro)   If you left a stabbed corpse hidden under a blanket and handcuffed to a steering wheel of a pickup, Houston police would like to chat   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Murica, Pickup truck, Houston, Truck, body of a decomposing man, Death, Houston Police Department, American novels, Police  
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1343 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jul 2022 at 10:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-07 8:45:35 AM  
This is Southside.  I think the holiday delayed the city body pick-up service in that area.
 
2022-07-07 8:58:00 AM  
Oh, is that where i left it? Thanks! Always forgetting things.
 
2022-07-07 10:24:54 AM  
Probably suicide.
 
2022-07-07 10:26:30 AM  
Usually you'd set the truck on fire to destroy evidence of a murder/body dump like this. But gas is expensive right now!
 
2022-07-07 10:29:11 AM  
What kind of truck is it?
 
2022-07-07 10:31:45 AM  
Can't say that I have.  Let me check my schedule.
 
2022-07-07 10:36:16 AM  
Handcuffed dead person? Are we sure the police didn't do it?
 
2022-07-07 10:37:34 AM  
Gotta check for signs of sexual trauma first. I've seen CSI, i know these things.
 
2022-07-07 10:41:25 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Handcuffed dead person? Are we sure the police didn't do it?


Did you know that pretty much anyone in the US can just BUY handcuffs? You do now.
 
2022-07-07 10:43:36 AM  
who stabs a corpse?
 
2022-07-07 10:45:21 AM  
Not a pickup  Guess I'm in the clear.
 
2022-07-07 10:47:49 AM  

UberDave: This is Southside.  I think the holiday delayed the city body pick-up service in that area.


Yeah, this would be a curious story if it wasn't in Houston...
 
2022-07-07 10:56:44 AM  

BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: Karma Chameleon: Handcuffed dead person? Are we sure the police didn't do it?

Did you know that pretty much anyone in the US can just BUY handcuffs? You do now.


Did you know pretty much anyone on Fark can make shiatty jokes? You do now.
 
2022-07-07 11:05:22 AM  
What colour is the blanket?
 
2022-07-07 11:06:34 AM  
Did he try to run over a cyclist?
 
2022-07-07 11:35:35 AM  
It wasn't a corpse when I stabbed it.
 
2022-07-07 11:51:08 AM  
The list of suspects should include whatever police were on duty at the time?
 
2022-07-07 12:20:08 PM  
My girls deflate when I stab them for withholding sex. So no, not one of mine
 
2022-07-07 2:28:14 PM  
Is the knife OK?

/just keeping the downward spiral going
 
2022-07-07 2:40:35 PM  

grokca: What colour is the blanket?


I think you've been ruled out as a suspect...but don't leave town.
 
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