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(Mirror.co.uk)   Breaking: Man loses hat. Finds it again   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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4150 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jul 2022 at 11:35 AM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-07 10:39:02 AM  
Caddyshack - Worst Looking Hat I've ever seen!
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2022-07-07 11:37:08 AM  
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2022-07-07 11:38:43 AM  
Hard-hitting  journalism. I'm not sure how much more of this kind of news I can take. I mean, he found the hat. He found the goddamned hat.
 
2022-07-07 11:42:14 AM  
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2022-07-07 11:42:27 AM  
I first read that as "hand"

Clicked on the link, and was disappointed.
 
2022-07-07 11:43:11 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [media-amazon.com image 500x500]


I absolutely love this guy's style. And the stories are the kind me and my son tell to each other.
 
2022-07-07 11:44:53 AM  
Every TopGear Hat Intro
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2022-07-07 11:46:33 AM  
Did The Onion buy The Mirror?
 
2022-07-07 11:51:54 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I first read that as "hand"

Clicked on the link, and was disappointed.


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2022-07-07 11:54:32 AM  
News Flash?
 
2022-07-07 11:56:12 AM  
The hat came back, the very next day.
The hat came back, thought it was a goner but
The hat came back, it just wouldn't stay away.
 
2022-07-07 12:01:02 PM  
FARK THE OCEAN

My dog has a collection of tennis balls that I don't like, so each day when we walk to the beach I'll sneak one or two along and try to get rid of it by throwing it far out into the water

Farking ocean brings it back every farking time, and now my dog thinks it's a game
 
2022-07-07 12:02:27 PM  
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2022-07-07 12:02:48 PM  
CSB: I also had a Panama hat fly off my head into the bay while I was kayaking. Mind you, this is a $130 dollar handmade hat that's a replica of the hat Dr. Grant wore in Jurassic Park. Keeps the sun off you like nobody's business and doesn't move an inch. Normally.

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It was about five seconds away from sinking by the time I was able to turn and pick it up.

Not today, Poseidon.

Not today.
 
2022-07-07 12:03:17 PM  
Was the hat made of witch skin?

What We Do in the Shadows | Season 1 Ep. 4: The Cursed Hat Scene | FX
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2022-07-07 12:03:20 PM  
He would be better of losing that hat hating wife of his
 
2022-07-07 12:04:15 PM  
Any plan vere you lose your hat iz a bad plan.
 
2022-07-07 12:06:22 PM  

Russ1642: The hat came back, the very next day.
The hat came back, thought it was a goner but
The hat came back, it just wouldn't stay away.


Also, tLePen returned.
 
2022-07-07 12:08:03 PM  
"Meaning of Life" - "People are not wearing enough hats"
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2022-07-07 12:09:46 PM  

EnderWiggnz: Russ1642: The hat came back, the very next day.
The hat came back, thought it was a goner but
The hat came back, it just wouldn't stay away.

Also, tLePen returned.


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2022-07-07 12:10:25 PM  
Have to say the hat looks tatty as all hell. Doubly so after going for a swim.

Why not just buy a new one? Sure, it'll take a bit to break in, but will look much nicer and make the wife happy
 
2022-07-07 12:14:01 PM  
i feel like i watched an episode of All Creatures Great and Small but the animal was a straw hat.
act I:  oh no, my hat!
act II:  wait- my hat's ok!
************fin************
no incels attempting to shoot up a crowd of trans kids protesting a pro-life book burning?
thanks for the free pass, submitter, i'm going to take the hint and get the hell off line while i'm ahead :)
 
2022-07-07 12:17:04 PM  

AstroJesus: Hard-hitting  journalism. I'm not sure how much more of this kind of news I can take. I mean, he found the hat. He found the goddamned hat.


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That's some mighty fine reportage, there, Lou!
 
2022-07-07 12:19:58 PM  

E.S.Q.: FARK THE OCEAN

My dog has a collection of tennis balls that I don't like, so each day when we walk to the beach I'll sneak one or two along and try to get rid of it by throwing it far out into the water

Farking ocean brings it back every farking time, and now my dog thinks it's a game


I've no idea what the water might do to the balls, but I had experience with a dog that would get them passing by a tennis court and baseball field. Even though they were exactly the same league regulation as his other balls I'd brought home from the same place, he recognized and seemed to like the balls he found best. We had many an argument over who should carry the balls home and whether or not it was okay to throw away a ratty ball when a newer one replaced it.

Was just talking with Sister the other day that while many dogs might be indifferent to most of their own toys, they like stealing them from other dogs and will protect toys they hadn't really cared about.

(My dog routinely brings home garbage that floats up out of the river. "This looks like some sort of people stuff you might be able to use.")
 
2022-07-07 12:20:05 PM  
Even Poseidon thought the hat was ugly.
 
2022-07-07 12:20:14 PM  
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2022-07-07 12:20:19 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: Have to say the hat looks tatty as all hell. Doubly so after going for a swim.

Why not just buy a new one? Sure, it'll take a bit to break in, but will look much nicer and make the wife happy


Cos the more she hates it, the more it makes him want to keep it.
 
2022-07-07 12:21:38 PM  

AstroJesus: Hard-hitting  journalism. I'm not sure how much more of this kind of news I can take. I mean, he found the hat. He found the goddamned hat.


There must not be anything else happening in the UK today.   Right?
 
2022-07-07 12:22:35 PM  
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2022-07-07 12:30:30 PM  
Was there also a turtle on a post?
 
2022-07-07 12:33:46 PM  
They were mistaken. It was actually the man's wife.
 
2022-07-07 12:39:45 PM  

gameshowhost: They were mistaken. It was actually the man's wife.


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2022-07-07 12:40:02 PM  
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Kurt Russell cried for 16 days after losing this one.
The world wept along with him.
 
2022-07-07 12:40:34 PM  
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My favorite children's book author and illustrator.
 
2022-07-07 12:44:02 PM  
Panama hats aren't my style but they look good on the right head. His is. Cool he got it back. I'd hate to lose this one:


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(Was a gift from a friend no longer with us.)
 
2022-07-07 12:44:24 PM  
Man loses mind.  Closes Fark-linked article.  Man finds it again.
 
2022-07-07 12:50:46 PM  
"Linda Beer was thrilled when her husband Richard..."

Dick Beer? Really?
 
2022-07-07 1:02:46 PM  
LOL.  News from a right-wing rag on the day Boris bails.
 
2022-07-07 1:07:30 PM  

PluckYew: AstroJesus: Hard-hitting  journalism. I'm not sure how much more of this kind of news I can take. I mean, he found the hat. He found the goddamned hat.

There must not be anything else happening in the UK today.   Right?


If it's Not News, what could it possibly be?
 
2022-07-07 1:12:10 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: Have to say the hat looks tatty as all hell. Doubly so after going for a swim.

Why not just buy a new one? Sure, it'll take a bit to break in, but will look much nicer and make the wife happy


Someone who feels they have the right to 'ban' somebody from wearing a hat is never going to be happy.
 
2022-07-07 1:18:12 PM  
I had a hat
And it sunk
Reached down, picked it up
Slapped it on my head
 
2022-07-07 1:25:52 PM  
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2022-07-07 1:30:09 PM  

Billy Liar: The Exit Stencilist: Have to say the hat looks tatty as all hell. Doubly so after going for a swim.

Why not just buy a new one? Sure, it'll take a bit to break in, but will look much nicer and make the wife happy

Someone who feels they have the right to 'ban' somebody from wearing a hat is never going to be happy.


And yet he was wearing it in her company and in public

You ever stop to think that the talk of being "banned from wearing it" was just a bit of tongue and cheek?

Lighten up
 
2022-07-07 1:30:12 PM  
Can he dance if he wants to?
 
2022-07-07 1:32:38 PM  
Oh, and really? I am the first?
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2022-07-07 1:35:18 PM  
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2022-07-07 1:37:21 PM  
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2022-07-07 1:45:57 PM  
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2022-07-07 1:46:28 PM  
Finding the hat was his crowning achievment.
 
2022-07-07 2:10:49 PM  

Erma Gerdd: "Linda Beer was thrilled when her husband Richard..."

Dick Beer? Really?


His wife gets it coming AND going!

/wait, what?
 
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