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2022-07-07 7:52:53 AM  
Penguins draft 21st overall. I haven't kept track but it feels like it has been a long time since they had a first round pick since they traded a lot of draft picks away in the past.
 
2022-07-07 1:56:37 PM  
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2022-07-07 2:25:12 PM  
Sabres have 3 first round picks.

It's a deep draft, but not top heavy.  So I hope they use all 3, and don't trade up.
 
2022-07-07 3:54:22 PM  
Looks like the Avs are saying fare thee well to Darcy Kuemper.
 
2022-07-07 4:13:40 PM  
As of now before any wheeling & dealing gets announced

2022 FIRST ROUND DRAFT ORDER
1. Montreal Canadiens
2. New Jersey Devils
3. Arizona Coyotes
4. Seattle Kraken
5. Philadelphia Flyers
6. Columbus Blue Jackets (from Chicago Blackhawks)
7. Ottawa Senators
8. Detroit Red Wings
9. Buffalo Sabres
10. Anaheim Ducks
11. San Jose Sharks
12. Columbus Blue Jackets
13. New York Islanders
14. Winnipeg Jets
15. Vancouver Canucks
16. Buffalo Sabres (from Vegas Golden Knights)
17. Nashville Predators
18. Dallas Stars
19. Los Angeles Kings
20. Washington Capitals
21. Pittsburgh Penguins
22. Anaheim Ducks (from Boston Bruins)
23. St. Louis Blues
24. Minnesota Wild
25. Toronto Maple Leafs
26. Montreal Canadiens (from Calgary Flames)
27. Arizona Coyotes (from Carolina Hurricanes via Montreal Canadiens)
28. Buffalo Sabres (from Florida Panthers)
29. Edmonton Oilers
30. Winnipeg Jets (from New York Rangers)
31. Tampa Bay Lightning
32. Arizona Coyotes (from Colorado Avalanche)
 
2022-07-07 6:27:58 PM  
Debrincat to Ottawa for a pallet of "Tank for Bedard" yard signs and a goonjuice recipe.
 
2022-07-07 6:33:31 PM  
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2022-07-07 6:33:53 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: Debrincat to Ottawa for a pallet of "Tank for Bedard" yard signs and a goonjuice recipe.


Ottawa had better get him on an extension or they're about to waste two consecutive drafts.
 
2022-07-07 6:35:24 PM  
And before anyone says it, Gorgiev to Toronto was NEVER going to happen.
 
2022-07-07 6:39:32 PM  
Badge awards.  I don't have a long write-up.  I'm really exhausted from work and some other stuff so I'll keep it short and sweet:

40 winners:

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I know I normally have some fun stats like "Funniest post" and "Dumbest Smart post" along with break downs of how many "badge posts" there were (defined as "a single post in a thread, no more, no less") and most total posts, but I just haven't had the time.  If I get some free time this weekend, I'll see what I can come up with.
 
2022-07-07 6:39:37 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Sabres have 3 first round picks.

It's a deep draft, but not top heavy.  So I hope they use all 3, and don't trade up.


SABRES SHALL WIN THE EVERYTHING
 
2022-07-07 6:39:45 PM  
Pain for Shane

I hope
 
2022-07-07 6:40:00 PM  
Oh, forgot to credit Bhaughbb with creating the badge.
 
2022-07-07 6:51:39 PM  
Good job on the badge Bhaughbb, had to choose which one to replace, and finally took out the badge for the passing of Ali
 
2022-07-07 6:52:10 PM  
Actually the Wild have 19 and 24 in the first round. We snagged LA's pick.
 
2022-07-07 6:53:19 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: Debrincat to Ottawa for a pallet of "Tank for Bedard" yard signs and a goonjuice recipe.


One problem with any team tanking next season: this is the Coyotes start for next season-

6 game Eastern road trip
4 game homestand
14 GAME ROAD TRIP (with enough off days in there as they travel east and west for them to be home and do laundry)

That is the headstart for a tank if I've ever seen one

/the long af road trip is to give time for building out permanent NHL-level locker rooms
//they'll use acceptable, but temporary spaces for that 4 game homestand
///And they have five 4-game homestands next season; but no longer ones than those
 
2022-07-07 6:54:57 PM  

abmoraz: Badge awards.  I don't have a long write-up.  I'm really exhausted from work and some other stuff so I'll keep it short and sweet:

40 winners:

abmoraz, Adolf Oliver Nipples, Anderson's Pooper, BBH, bcostlow, Bhaughbb, buckeyebrain, caira, Chimpy McSquirrel, craigzy, cyberbenali, Deathbymeteor, dietbubba, FightDirector, harleyquinnical, HeathenHealer, I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account, Incident on 57th Street, Insult Comic Bishounen, Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient, JuicyMoose, ktang, little big man, Mole Man, OtherLittleGuy, Polish Hussar, Practical_Draconian, Recoil Therapy, reincarnation_mutation, Rev.K, robertus, SamFlagg, Siskabush, sno man, sortarican, Special Agent, Thanks for the Meme-ries, The Blue Card, TheManofPA, Thrakkorzog

The badge (which I didn't know was sent to me until 30 seconds ago because gmail farked up my mail filters):

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I know I normally have some fun stats like "Funniest post" and "Dumbest Smart post" along with break downs of how many "badge posts" there were (defined as "a single post in a thread, no more, no less") and most total posts, but I just haven't had the time.  If I get some free time this weekend, I'll see what I can come up with.


abmoraz: Oh, forgot to credit Bhaughbb with creating the badge.


Thank you so much for all your hard work thru the Playoffs!   #gosharks
 
2022-07-07 6:59:36 PM  
Minnesota announce they've resigned Marc Andre Fleury. Reports are 2 years, $7 million total ($3.5M cap hit)
 
2022-07-07 7:01:05 PM  
I mean I know that it was probably the best deal on the table and what not, but they sent Georgiev to the goddamn Stanley Cup champions.

/At least he's out of the Conference
 
2022-07-07 7:01:40 PM  
Also, I am late to this particular party, but Shoresy was an excellent little show.
 
2022-07-07 7:03:23 PM  
i know nothing about debincat. but thats probably because i dont care about the western conference until playoff time.
 
2022-07-07 7:04:51 PM  
Shut up Pierre!
 
2022-07-07 7:05:31 PM  

robertus: I mean I know that it was probably the best deal on the table and what not, but they sent Georgiev to the goddamn Stanley Cup champions.

/At least he's out of the Conference


And Darcy Kuemper is out.

BTW, Ottawa committed robbery getting DeBrincat from Chicago for that little
 
2022-07-07 7:05:37 PM  

robertus: Also, I am late to this particular party, but Shoresy was an excellent little show.


I found the first episode so slow that I almost didn't watch the rest.  My friends convinced me otherwise and I'm very glad they did.  It was quite entertaining.
 
2022-07-07 7:06:38 PM  

reincarnation_mutation: Shut up Pierre!


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2022-07-07 7:09:08 PM  
oh god, gary, this is bad even for you.
 
2022-07-07 7:09:09 PM  

abmoraz: Badge awards.  I don't have a long write-up.  I'm really exhausted from work and some other stuff so I'll keep it short and sweet:

40 winners:

abmoraz, Adolf Oliver Nipples, Anderson's Pooper, BBH, bcostlow, Bhaughbb, buckeyebrain, caira, Chimpy McSquirrel, craigzy, cyberbenali, Deathbymeteor, dietbubba, FightDirector, harleyquinnical, HeathenHealer, I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account, Incident on 57th Street, Insult Comic Bishounen, Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient, JuicyMoose, ktang, little big man, Mole Man, OtherLittleGuy, Polish Hussar, Practical_Draconian, Recoil Therapy, reincarnation_mutation, Rev.K, robertus, SamFlagg, Siskabush, sno man, sortarican, Special Agent, Thanks for the Meme-ries, The Blue Card, TheManofPA, Thrakkorzog

The badge (which I didn't know was sent to me until 30 seconds ago because gmail farked up my mail filters):

[Fark user image 363x354]

I know I normally have some fun stats like "Funniest post" and "Dumbest Smart post" along with break downs of how many "badge posts" there were (defined as "a single post in a thread, no more, no less") and most total posts, but I just haven't had the time.  If I get some free time this weekend, I'll see what I can come up with.


I was actually looking forward to my first Conn Smith (the Bettman announcement meme getting 22 Funnies), but dude, I completely understand.  *raises a glass*
 
2022-07-07 7:09:26 PM  
Boooo
 
2022-07-07 7:09:37 PM  
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2022-07-07 7:09:54 PM  
Bergman your French is like nails on a chalkboard
 
2022-07-07 7:10:04 PM  
My French is bad, Bettman's is ugly bad.
 
2022-07-07 7:10:24 PM  
Boohoo Bergman.
And shut up, Pierre.
 
2022-07-07 7:12:00 PM  
Have they said or suggested what happened to Marchment?
 
2022-07-07 7:12:23 PM  
ESPN is completely half-assing this. They're hosting from Bristol, not from Montreal. This camera angle looks to be from Nova Scotia. I mean, come on guys.
 
2022-07-07 7:12:25 PM  
Someone tell Bettman that the French Canadians hate it worse than the French when you butcher their language and you speak English to begin with.

I learned real quick to say hello in Montreal instead of Bon Jour because they do get pissy when they have to repeat themselves in English.
 
2022-07-07 7:12:46 PM  
Down Goes Brown  @DownGoesBrown
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Bettman getting 1995 Devils level of booing here.
 
2022-07-07 7:13:25 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: Debrincat to Ottawa for a pallet of "Tank for Bedard" yard signs and a goonjuice recipe.


The Hawks have to burn it all down before they can move forward. If they can land a top-4 defenseman or two this draft with their picks, I'll be happy. Next draft is where the true prizes are.

/their defense sucks beyond belief
 
2022-07-07 7:13:49 PM  
From what the sports heads keep saying, Montreal is trying reeeally hard to either trade away the first, or move up with their second choice in the first round (the 26th? 27th?) to get two high first round selections.
 
2022-07-07 7:14:25 PM  

desertgeek: Down Goes Brown  @DownGoesBrown
1m
Bettman getting 1995 Devils level of booing here.


A RETURN TO NORMALCY
 
2022-07-07 7:14:50 PM  

abmoraz: Badge awards.  I don't have a long write-up.  I'm really exhausted from work and some other stuff so I'll keep it short and sweet:

40 winners:

abmoraz, Adolf Oliver Nipples, Anderson's Pooper, BBH, bcostlow, Bhaughbb, buckeyebrain, caira, Chimpy McSquirrel, craigzy, cyberbenali, Deathbymeteor, dietbubba, FightDirector, harleyquinnical, HeathenHealer, I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account, Incident on 57th Street, Insult Comic Bishounen, Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient, JuicyMoose, ktang, little big man, Mole Man, OtherLittleGuy, Polish Hussar, Practical_Draconian, Recoil Therapy, reincarnation_mutation, Rev.K, robertus, SamFlagg, Siskabush, sno man, sortarican, Special Agent, Thanks for the Meme-ries, The Blue Card, TheManofPA, Thrakkorzog

The badge (which I didn't know was sent to me until 30 seconds ago because gmail farked up my mail filters):

[Fark user image 363x354]

I know I normally have some fun stats like "Funniest post" and "Dumbest Smart post" along with break downs of how many "badge posts" there were (defined as "a single post in a thread, no more, no less") and most total posts, but I just haven't had the time.  If I get some free time this weekend, I'll see what I can come up with.


Thank you for your efforts to bring some sense of order to this chaos we do every year.
 
2022-07-07 7:15:54 PM  

robertus: Have they said or suggested what happened to Marchment?


I think I read it was a heart attack.
 
2022-07-07 7:16:01 PM  
Bergman your English is also like nails on a chalkboard
 
2022-07-07 7:16:10 PM  
Coyotes reporter in Montreal:

Craig Morgan  @CraigSMorgan
4m
When they showed a video clip of Shane Wright on the big screen at Centre Bell, the Canadiens-heavy crowd cheered loudly. 
No pressure, Kent Hughes.
 
2022-07-07 7:18:36 PM  

abmoraz: Oh, forgot to credit Bhaughbb with creating the badge.


Bhaughbb ...Great badge, perfect, maybe ...good job!!!
 
2022-07-07 7:19:45 PM  
Martin Saint-Louis was never drafted. Sooo... that's his first draft.

Also wait... he said «à guichet fermé» (sold out). Did they charge MONEY for the Montreal crowd to attend? Suckers.
 
2022-07-07 7:21:47 PM  
Oh. Koivu. Damn that dude gave all he had to give to Montreal.
 
2022-07-07 7:22:00 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Martin Saint-Louis was never drafted. Sooo... that's his first draft.

Also wait... he said «à guichet fermé» (sold out). Did they charge MONEY for the Montreal crowd to attend? Suckers.


Remember: Canada went longer without having fans in the building than US teams did
 
2022-07-07 7:22:41 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Also wait... he said «à guichet fermé» (sold out). Did they charge MONEY for the Montreal crowd to attend? Suckers.


About $200 CAD for the cheapest tickets, I think.
 
2022-07-07 7:25:20 PM  
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2022-07-07 7:25:40 PM  
Montreal selects/sélectionne Juraj Slafkovsky
 
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