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2022-07-07 5:21:41 AM  
When you criminalize something that's not criminal, you still create criminals.  Of course, now there's absolutely no reason for pro-choicers to follow the law in some states, from beating the shiat out of anti-abortionists anonymously and with no paper trail to providing extremely late-term abortions with the full support and cover of their community.

Enjoy, red states. You brought this upon yourself.
 
2022-07-07 6:15:13 AM  
The legal system is disintegrating, and the powers that be don't even know it's the only thing protecting them.
 
2022-07-07 6:16:46 AM  
People that are like this guy are the reason I firmly believe that violence can be the answer sometimes.
 
2022-07-07 7:09:20 AM  
Oh no, he got hit on the shoulder?  Candy ass.
 
2022-07-07 7:21:06 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The legal system is disintegrating, and the powers that be don't even know it's the only thing protecting them.


Yup.
When the penalty for everything is always "death", then ya might as well punch back and take as many conservatives down with you. It's all the same, right? They're gonna kill you either way.
That's not what Republicans thought was going to happen, but it's what they're getting. More and more people are punching back. Hard. It'll just keep escalating.
 
2022-07-07 7:33:17 AM  

Jake Havechek: Oh no, he got hit on the shoulder?  Candy ass.


He's the real victim here.
 
2022-07-07 7:35:04 AM  

Combustion: People that are like this guy are the reason I firmly believe that violence can be the answer sometimes.


I'm certainly coming around on it.
 
2022-07-07 7:35:46 AM  

King of Monkeys: Jake Havechek: Oh no, he got hit on the shoulder?  Candy ass.

He's the real victim here.


What's going on in this thread?
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2022-07-07 7:37:15 AM  

Combustion: People that are like this guy are the reason I firmly believe that violence can be the answer sometimes.


Yup.  Eventually, after you are pummelled daily, the idea might slowly sink in that *maybe* the other person has a point.  When that pummelling comes from *everyone* you meet, it might even suggest that *you* are in the wrong.

That being said, for someone like this, that will take a VERY long time...  or until his health insurance starts saying "Fark you!".
 
2022-07-07 7:38:47 AM  
"So, you must love Jesus, huh? Want to meet him?"
 
2022-07-07 7:38:51 AM  

GrogSmash: Combustion: People that are like this guy are the reason I firmly believe that violence can be the answer sometimes.

Yup.  Eventually, after you are pummelled daily, the idea might slowly sink in that *maybe* the other person has a point.  When that pummelling comes from *everyone* you meet, it might even suggest that *you* are in the wrong.

That being said, for someone like this, that will take a VERY long time...  or until his health insurance starts saying "Fark you!".


username checks out
 
2022-07-07 7:39:17 AM  
I don't know what any of this means anymore.
 
2022-07-07 7:39:40 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: King of Monkeys: Jake Havechek: Oh no, he got hit on the shoulder?  Candy ass.

He's the real victim here.

What's going on in this thread?
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Image was clearly taken before he was sent to the ICU after a recent life-changing physical assault.
 
2022-07-07 7:45:31 AM  
 
2022-07-07 7:45:32 AM  

Green_Knight: GrogSmash: Combustion: People that are like this guy are the reason I firmly believe that violence can be the answer sometimes.

Yup.  Eventually, after you are pummelled daily, the idea might slowly sink in that *maybe* the other person has a point.  When that pummelling comes from *everyone* you meet, it might even suggest that *you* are in the wrong.

That being said, for someone like this, that will take a VERY long time...  or until his health insurance starts saying "Fark you!".

username checks out


I am generally a man of peace.

But sometimes, an asshole needs a fist of the face every 3 seconds repeatedly until the farkwit stops being stupid.  And if you get tired... passing said farkwit on to someone else for a while.
 
2022-07-07 7:46:51 AM  

Jake Havechek: Oh no, he got hit on the shoulder?  Candy ass.


Considering Louisiana is a "stand your ground" state, he was asking for a lot more.
 
2022-07-07 7:47:05 AM  

wildcardjack: I don't know what any of this means anymore.


I think the authoritarian christians actually believed that all they had to do was change the paperwork and everyone would just mindlessly obey orders.
It never even occurred to them that people would resist. Or succeed at resistance.
 
2022-07-07 7:51:30 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The legal system is disintegrating, and the powers that be don't even know it's the only thing protecting them.


It's too bad dictators never learned how to employ private security and secret police. Otherwise there would never be any tyrants that errode the laws of others.
 
2022-07-07 7:51:41 AM  
It's weird how he's so disrespectful that he doesn't think the police are doing their jobs.  Conservatives are weird.  At least this one didn't try to kill the police like they did on January 6th.
 
2022-07-07 7:51:42 AM  

GrymRpr: Ohhh He is a very stable individual:
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'Vaccine Police' Leader Traveling Country With Flamethrower Jailed for Trespassing


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He looks like Ted Cruz's gay little brother.
 
2022-07-07 7:53:08 AM  
Key claims he was only there to try and protect everyone who worked at the clinic.

Yeup. People normally try to beat your ass when you're trying to protect them.
 
2022-07-07 7:54:20 AM  
Sociologically, the pendulum has always moved back and forth, thesis and antithesis. The sum of that movement has generally been static. This system is now failing. Its downfall, being helped by the disruptive effects of mass communication and social media, is accelerating. Societal norms and conventions which have helped keep order is also collapsing. There will soon be open and widespread violence,the likes of which this country has not seen since the previous civil war. Prepare yourselves. Your enemy certainly is, and since he thinks God is on his side, no atrocities will be beyond him. This will not be a standard military conflict, it will be full-on secretarian violence. It won't be fought in mass on battlefields, but in the streets and in the homes. Prepare. I urge everyone to take this opportunity to learn as much as they can about how to fight. This is the death knell of capitalism. It is a religion based on greed and it will not be vanquished without a massive sacrifice.
 
2022-07-07 8:00:57 AM  

GrymRpr: Ohhh He is a very stable individual:
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'Vaccine Police' Leader Traveling Country With Flamethrower Jailed for Trespassing


My wife wants to know where he bought those culottes. Very cute.
 
2022-07-07 8:01:51 AM  
Can we please stop using the term "pro-life"?  There is a mountain of evidence that conservatives are not pro-life, both before and after a person's birth.  All they care about is the birth itself, apparently.  So "pro-birth" or "anti-abortion" are much more accurate terms.
 
2022-07-07 8:01:56 AM  

Jake Havechek: Oh no, he got hit on the shoulder?  Candy ass.


Typical right wing filth.
 
2022-07-07 8:03:34 AM  

12YearBid: Sociologically, the pendulum has always moved back and forth, thesis and antithesis. The sum of that movement has generally been static. This system is now failing. Its downfall, being helped by the disruptive effects of mass communication and social media, is accelerating. Societal norms and conventions which have helped keep order is also collapsing. There will soon be open and widespread violence,the likes of which this country has not seen since the previous civil war. Prepare yourselves. Your enemy certainly is, and since he thinks God is on his side, no atrocities will be beyond him. This will not be a standard military conflict, it will be full-on secretarian violence. It won't be fought in mass on battlefields, but in the streets and in the homes. Prepare. I urge everyone to take this opportunity to learn as much as they can about how to fight. This is the death knell of capitalism. It is a religion based on greed and it will not be vanquished without a massive sacrifice.


Welcome back from prison. Sounds like you're not planning on staying long, but it's good to see you.
 
2022-07-07 8:05:23 AM  
Interrupt a legal medical business?
Enjoy your ass kicking.


Pick up your teeth, asshole.
 
2022-07-07 8:06:26 AM  

koder: When you criminalize something that's not criminal, you still create criminals.  Of course, now there's absolutely no reason for pro-choicers to follow the law in some states, from beating the shiat out of anti-abortionists anonymously and with no paper trail to providing extremely late-term abortions with the full support and cover of their community.

Enjoy, red states. You brought this upon yourself.


I mean.... On the one hand, it's pretty early in the day here....but, on the other hand, that's also the stupidest thing I've read. It's impressively densely stupid too.

1 - We have always had some good laws, and some bad laws. There is absolutely reason to follow all the laws though. We have an entire judicial system to punish people who break the law.

2 - Really? As a group anti-abortion types would *destroy* pro-choice types. Nobody should be advocating for violence, but especially not the group that would lose.

3 - Red states? Yikes. Red states didn't overturn Row V Wade. That was the Supreme Court. And abortion laws vary by state, and the color of states change over time...but there are red states where abortion is still absolutely legal. And at least one blue where it isn't - Wisconsin.

4 - Being 'criminal' just means something is a crime. And that just means it's against the law. All criminal actions are criminal because someone got together and decided to criminalize it.
 
2022-07-07 8:06:27 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The legal system is disintegrating, and the powers that be don't even know it's the only thing protecting them.


Money protects them and they're not wrong. The conservative members of the court have said in their opinions a day intend to strike down birth control and other legal means to control our reproduction. And they're not even Catholic.

Never mind the many other things disintegrating the rights of anyone not in the approx top 20% in wealth.

Me, getting a degree, working my ass off, medically debilitated, no student loan help whatsoever. Being called lazy as I try for the best I can do during pandemic.
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No one on dark wants details. But this is just now for me.
 
2022-07-07 8:07:06 AM  
*we all know I meant fark :)
 
2022-07-07 8:07:38 AM  
Click here to report a typo.

Translation: we can't afford editors or proofreaders any more.
 
2022-07-07 8:09:13 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: GrymRpr: Ohhh He is a very stable individual:
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'Vaccine Police' Leader Traveling Country With Flamethrower Jailed for Trespassing

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He looks like Ted Cruz's gay little brother.


I thought the exact same thing
 
2022-07-07 8:11:38 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: I mean.... On the one hand, it's pretty early in the day here....but, on the other hand, that's also the stupidest thing I've read. It's impressively densely stupid too.


I didn't figure you ever read your own comments, but it's neat to see you admit it.
 
2022-07-07 8:13:20 AM  

WTFDYW: Prank Call of Cthulhu: GrymRpr: Ohhh He is a very stable individual:
[Fark user image 850x478]
[Fark user image 790x988]
'Vaccine Police' Leader Traveling Country With Flamethrower Jailed for Trespassing

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He looks like Ted Cruz's gay little brother.

I thought the exact same thing


Which one introduced the other to their favorite gay bar?
 
2022-07-07 8:14:56 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: GrymRpr: Ohhh He is a very stable individual:
[Fark user image 850x478]
[Fark user image 790x988]
'Vaccine Police' Leader Traveling Country With Flamethrower Jailed for Trespassing

[Fark user image image 790x988]
He looks like Ted Cruz's gay little brother.


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2022-07-07 8:15:45 AM  

Jake Havechek: Oh no, he got hit on the shoulder?  Candy ass.


He's a second degree black belt at Giuliani Hapkido.
 
2022-07-07 8:19:33 AM  

TheSubjunctive: Jake Havechek: Oh no, he got hit on the shoulder?  Candy ass.

Considering Louisiana is a "stand your ground" state, he was asking for a lot more.


This, it works have been legal to shoot him after he refused to leave the property but a tap on the shoulder deserves a police response. US gun laws everyone.
 
2022-07-07 8:24:32 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: GrymRpr: Ohhh He is a very stable individual:
[Fark user image 850x478]
[Fark user image 790x988]
'Vaccine Police' Leader Traveling Country With Flamethrower Jailed for Trespassing

[Fark user image 790x988]
He looks like Ted Cruz's gay little brother.


Or a member of Sha Na Na.

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2022-07-07 8:26:02 AM  

vudukungfu: Interrupt a legal medical business?
Enjoy your ass kicking.


Pick up your teeth, asshole.


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2022-07-07 8:27:56 AM  
The fundamental issue with him and many others is claiming authority he doesn't have, based on his moral petty outrage or perceptions.
 
2022-07-07 8:29:14 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: 1 - We have always had some good laws, and some bad laws. There is absolutely reason to follow all the laws though. We have an entire judicial system to punish people who break the law.


Yeah, those Black people should have just shut up and stayed at the back of the bus.  Jeezy Creezy, you whine about seat belt laws and helmet laws, and then you post that nonsense?
 
2022-07-07 8:35:22 AM  

Chemlight Battery: Welcome back from prison. Sounds like you're not planning on staying long, but it's good to see you.


Thanks! My freedom and life will probably continue long past many of those who do not heed my advice. I wish you the best of luck in the upcoming strife, fellow traveller.
 
2022-07-07 8:38:53 AM  

Weaver95: wildcardjack: I don't know what any of this means anymore.

I think the authoritarian christians actually believed that all they had to do was change the paperwork and everyone would just mindlessly obey orders.


Why does this surprise you?   They think mindlessly obeying orders is normal.
 
2022-07-07 8:42:17 AM  

scanman61: Weaver95: wildcardjack: I don't know what any of this means anymore.

I think the authoritarian christians actually believed that all they had to do was change the paperwork and everyone would just mindlessly obey orders.

Why does this surprise you?   They think mindlessly obeying orders is normal.


It's already not working out they way they wanted. Doubling down on being assholes won't stop abortions from happening. If anything, being assholes just makes everyone want to punch conservatives even harder.
 
2022-07-07 8:43:23 AM  

GoldSpider: Combustion: People that are like this guy are the reason I firmly believe that violence can be the answer sometimes.

I'm certainly coming around on it.


It's the position the Founding Fathers took, and this is an issue on which I'm perfectly fine being an Originalist.
 
2022-07-07 8:45:23 AM  

12YearBid: Chemlight Battery: Welcome back from prison. Sounds like you're not planning on staying long, but it's good to see you.

Thanks! My freedom and life will probably continue long past many of those who do not heed my advice. I wish you the best of luck in the upcoming strife, fellow traveller.


Don't worry about me. I have a pair of hard-ish plastic nunchucks I got from Spirit Halloween, and like most farkers I've also been practicing my aggressive typing.
 
2022-07-07 8:58:49 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: GrymRpr: Ohhh He is a very stable individual:
[Fark user image 850x478]
[Fark user image 790x988]
'Vaccine Police' Leader Traveling Country With Flamethrower Jailed for Trespassing

[Fark user image image 790x988]
He looks like Ted Cruz's gay little brother.


I was thinking more along the lines of a lesbian school bus driver.
 
2022-07-07 9:09:43 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: koder: When you criminalize something that's not criminal, you still create criminals.  Of course, now there's absolutely no reason for pro-choicers to follow the law in some states, from beating the shiat out of anti-abortionists anonymously and with no paper trail to providing extremely late-term abortions with the full support and cover of their community.

Enjoy, red states. You brought this upon yourself.

I mean.... On the one hand, it's pretty early in the day here....but, on the other hand, that's also the stupidest thing I've read. It's impressively densely stupid too.

1 - We have always had some good laws, and some bad laws. There is absolutely reason to follow all the laws though. We have an entire judicial system to punish people who break the law.

2 - Really? As a group anti-abortion types would *destroy* pro-choice types. Nobody should be advocating for violence, but especially not the group that would lose.

3 - Red states? Yikes. Red states didn't overturn Row V Wade. That was the Supreme Court. And abortion laws vary by state, and the color of states change over time...but there are red states where abortion is still absolutely legal. And at least one blue where it isn't - Wisconsin.

4 - Being 'criminal' just means something is a crime. And that just means it's against the law. All criminal actions are criminal because someone got together and decided to criminalize it.


Weak sauce. 1/10. Wouldn't read troll again.
 
2022-07-07 9:13:54 AM  
Does he always call the police when a girl beats him up? He must suffer issues around medical care and probably no doctor has correctly diagnosed him.
 
2022-07-07 9:17:43 AM  

GrymRpr: Ohhh He is a very stable individual:
[Fark user image 850x478]
[Fark user image 790x988]
'Vaccine Police' Leader Traveling Country With Flamethrower Jailed for Trespassing


It looks like Ted Cruz with Rand Paul's hair.  Also how is that guy not arrested for trying to impersonate a cop?  Two different shirts that say police, that looks convincing at a distance, with a badge around his neck.
 
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