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(ESPN)   Aaron Rodgers teases hidden secrets of new tattoo "There's a deep and meaningful story and connection to absolutely each element of this art piece, and I'll share a little more about that one day." State Farm commercials may hold clues. Stay tuned   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-07-07 5:08:32 AM  
Meaningful tattoos are the worst tattoos.
 
2022-07-07 5:18:38 AM  
it is the Divergent poster. sad.
 
2022-07-07 5:45:00 AM  
Nice artwork, too bad the fine line work will become a blotchy mess.
 
2022-07-07 6:11:43 AM  
Wow man, I bet there's like, totally a story with a DEEP meaning...just like everyone else.
 
2022-07-07 6:30:39 AM  
Hm, he shouod probably seek a therapist.

I don't understand how his first 2 girlfriends didn't turn him wako.
 
2022-07-07 7:56:16 AM  

Combustion: Wow man, I bet there's like, totally a story with a DEEP meaning...just like everyone else.


I have a stupid tattoo I stupidly got when I was a stupid 17 year old. But it's so bad it amuses me and serves as a good warning to my kids to think things through (it's nothing offensive or childish - just meaningless).

When people ask about it I start the usual build up as if it has monumental meaning and then explain that I had $50 and wanted to be able to tip the tattoo artist because she was cute so I picked a $35 tattoo out of the big book o generic stupid tattoos - because that was definitely gonna win her heart.

It did not.
 
2022-07-07 7:57:34 AM  
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2022-07-07 8:02:42 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: Hm, he shouod probably seek a therapist.

I don't understand how his first 2 girlfriends didn't turn him wako.


I think he was already whacko?
 
2022-07-07 8:04:47 AM  
"it's a priceless work of art full of deep personal meaning that y'all don't get to know about because ha ha fark you! ;)"

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2022-07-07 8:06:26 AM  

virulent_loser: "it's a priceless work of art full of deep personal meaning that y'all don't get to know about because ha ha fark you! ;)"

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He'll end up explaining it to Joe Rogan before the season starts
 
2022-07-07 8:16:08 AM  

virulent_loser: AppleOptionEsc: Hm, he shouod probably seek a therapist.

I don't understand how his first 2 girlfriends didn't turn him wako.

I think he was already whacko?


Upon further thought, I would like to retract my previous statement. Of course it would be unfair to blame his partner.

The Packers head office drove him wacko, obviously. The second best QB of all time, the number one QB of all time spent 95% of his career in the opposite division. And only 1 super bowl appearance.

I apologize to Qaron Roger's partner. He was already insane, like a boat slowly taking on water.
 
2022-07-07 8:28:11 AM  
He certainly transitioned quickly from likable smart guy to insufferable jackass.
 
2022-07-07 8:39:24 AM  
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2022-07-07 8:52:44 AM  
Finally, we know why Rodgers has such a hard time developing chemistry with some WRs and will look past them even if they're wide open - he can't trust them until he's absolutely convinced they're not part of the Illuminati.

Best (note, I didn't say greatest) QB of his generation. Completely batshiat insane.
 
2022-07-07 9:06:15 AM  
If you want to see a community of bizarre proactively defensive people, just post "Nobody cares about your tattoo story" on social media.

They will insist that people care. Nobody cares.
 
2022-07-07 9:23:16 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: If you want to see a community of bizarre proactively defensive people, just post "Nobody cares about your tattoo story" on social media.

They will insist that people care. Nobody cares.


About a decade ago, I would go into tattoo threads claiming to be a small business owner who would NEVER hire someone with tattoos at my business because they're so unprofessional.  The responses would be a series of "I don't care what you think about me" posts that from people that really wanted me to think specific things about them.
 
2022-07-07 9:27:31 AM  
If an astrologer had a bad gas station egg salad sandwich and Jackson Pollock'd the toilet bowl it would look like Qaaron's arm.
 
2022-07-07 9:56:03 AM  

holdmybones: Combustion: Wow man, I bet there's like, totally a story with a DEEP meaning...just like everyone else.

I have a stupid tattoo I stupidly got when I was a stupid 17 year old. But it's so bad it amuses me and serves as a good warning to my kids to think things through (it's nothing offensive or childish - just meaningless).

When people ask about it I start the usual build up as if it has monumental meaning and then explain that I had $50 and wanted to be able to tip the tattoo artist because she was cute so I picked a $35 tattoo out of the big book o generic stupid tattoos - because that was definitely gonna win her heart.

It did not.


Your story has way more depth than mine. For me, I was 19, in college, and a high school friend told me I better not get a tattoo. After I got off the phone, I turned to my roommates and said, 'let's get tattoos!' A couple hours later, I have a sun with a Ying yang in the center on my arm.
 
2022-07-07 10:03:56 AM  
Okay, Kaaron.
 
2022-07-07 10:04:08 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: If you want to see a community of bizarre proactively defensive people, just post "Nobody cares about your tattoo story" on social media.

They will insist that people care. Nobody cares.


I got a very snippy lecture from an 18-year-old about how they're not about exhibitionism in any way, it's beautiful art purely for his and his girlfriend's enjoyment.  He had comic book stuff like spider man.  I never actually got permission to look at his tattoos, I guess they're private.
We saw some big fat idiot the other day with Steely Dan lyrics on the back of his head.
 
2022-07-07 10:19:19 AM  
Totally derivative.
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2022-07-07 10:29:43 AM  
"I like needles...

but not the kind that come from centuries of medical advancement, just the kind that make nice drawings on me."
 
2022-07-07 10:44:24 AM  
How about you get the team to the Superb Owl this year A.A.Ron instead of crapping the bed in the playoffs like you have been for a few years now.

/Packers fan despite s/n
 
2022-07-07 10:47:54 AM  
Unless the artist really dug into the skin that won't look nearly as clean in a few years because it looks like they used a single needle liner instead of a wider pack. I like the line work; it's clean and applied well; the artist clearly has talent. One can easily see what the images are, it's just... a jumbled mess.

Side note/question: is Rodgers turning into the Howard Hughes of the NFL? Will he start storing his piss in jars?
 
2022-07-07 11:09:46 AM  
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2022-07-07 11:31:58 AM  
It looks like quality work for now until a few days spent in the sun and just a year or two of aging, but Christ, when you're the biggest douche in the NFL, you don't double-down on being a douche.

When you're not a rapist and people hate you almost as much as a rapist, you've gone horribly off the rails.
 
2022-07-07 11:40:55 AM  
Tom Segura is spot on:

Tattoos
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2022-07-07 11:42:24 AM  
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2022-07-07 11:55:59 AM  
Now he can cut off his man bun without losing any of that vibe
 
2022-07-07 12:13:39 PM  
When people ask the meaning of my sleeve I just tell them it represents my mid-life crisis.

/I just wanted some cool art on my arm.
//Your artist REALLY doesn't care what it means so stop jabbering at them.
 
2022-07-07 12:23:44 PM  
I bet he actually got a Tramp-Stamp. He's just that unaware.
 
2022-07-07 12:24:05 PM  

Shakes999: When people ask the meaning of my sleeve I just tell them it represents my mid-life crisis.

/I just wanted some cool art on my arm.
//Your artist REALLY doesn't care what it means so stop jabbering at them.


You should also say "And Corvettes aren't my thing."
 
2022-07-07 12:26:44 PM  
I think it was twitter, someone said it's the visual interpretation of the things Kyrie Irving says.
 
2022-07-07 12:35:22 PM  

The_Sponge: Tom Segura is spot on:

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I hadn't heard of Segura until I saw something with Bert Kirshner, and now have watched his specials and he is a good stand-up comedian!

Hadn't heard this bit before, but as someone with tattoos, I don't talk to people about them and accept compliments on them, but any reason behind mine is for me, not for the general public. Most people I know don't explain them to people or even talk about them and I kind of expected a better joke in regards to Segura than the same ol' bullshiat of people with no tattoos whining about people with tattoos.
 
2022-07-07 2:10:34 PM  
It really looks like the same tattoo my local barista has.
 
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