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2022-07-06 9:02:04 PM  
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2022-07-06 9:42:24 PM  
Did they hose Joel Schumacker's...DNA off of it?
 
2022-07-06 9:45:38 PM  
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2022-07-06 9:47:08 PM  

Mugato: Did they hose Joel Schumacker's...DNA off of it?


Off, likely. From inside where it crusted, no.
 
2022-07-06 9:49:06 PM  
I'll pay tree fiddy for Chris O'Donnell's career.
 
2022-07-06 10:13:39 PM  
Holy cold weather, Batman!
 
2022-07-06 10:32:47 PM  
$40k? I have my own nipples to entertain me, thank you very much.
 
2022-07-06 10:42:19 PM  
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2022-07-06 10:44:37 PM  
It would have been worth more if they didn't wash it first.
 
2022-07-06 11:16:32 PM  
Ah, so someone pulled it out of the Wayne Manor dumpster looking to make a quick buck.

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2022-07-06 11:22:38 PM  
"Tim Burton's vision for the Batman franchise has gotten way too dark. I know! Let's give it to Joel Schumacher so he can indulge his homoerotic fetish fantaisies!"
 
2022-07-06 11:41:32 PM  
In other totally straight Joel Schumacker news, how much is the sax from The Lost Boys?

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2022-07-06 11:48:14 PM  
Did Alicia Silverstone have bat nipples in that movie?
 
2022-07-06 11:51:05 PM  

gunga galunga: "Tim Burton's vision for the Batman franchise has gotten way too dark. I know! Let's give it to Joel Schumacher so he can indulge his homoerotic fetish fantaisies!"


Well, it worked.
 
2022-07-06 11:51:08 PM  

OhioUGrad: Did Alicia Silverstone have bat nipples in that movie?


Yup, in a costume created by her perverted Uncle Alfred.

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2022-07-07 12:01:17 AM  
Everybody makes a big deal over this, if you're a student of history you'd know they copied the idea from Roman armor design. BFD
 
2022-07-07 12:27:02 AM  

CzarChasm: Everybody makes a big deal over this, if you're a student of history you'd know they copied the idea from Roman armor design. BFD


Are you BFD'ing nipples? <smirk>
 
2022-07-07 12:33:17 AM  

CzarChasm: Everybody makes a big deal over this, if you're a student of history you'd know they copied the idea from Roman armor design. BFD


Always wondered how that happened.  "How will our enemies fear us, if they can't even be certain that we have nipples?"
 
2022-07-07 12:39:26 AM  
One could...
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2022-07-07 1:14:35 AM  
 
2022-07-07 3:21:28 AM  
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2022-07-07 6:13:41 AM  

PyroStock: The bat nipples must be sharpened too.
Fernadez said, "Schumacher wanted them sharpened, like, with points.... I didn't want to do it, but he's the boss, so we sharpened them, circled them and it all became kind of ridiculous."


Unless the bat nipples are on female costumes... then it's too obscene. So sharp pointy nipples for men and no nipples for women.
So, if the boys got nipples on their costume, why not Batgirl? Fernadez said the attempt was made, but it looked too "obscene."


Except she clearly has nipples.
 
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