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(Independent)   Does Tesla manufacture Elon's condoms, too?   (independent.co.uk) divider line
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2022-07-06 6:49:38 PM  
Oh dip

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2022-07-06 6:51:30 PM  
Do you really think Musk is the sort of guy to bring his own condoms?
 
2022-07-06 6:51:59 PM  
Oh sure, you haters mock, but Tesla is going to release a software patch that upgrades those condoms to full self-contraception any day now.
 
2022-07-06 6:58:05 PM  
Did she have to rely on Tesla's auto-pilot feature to achieve orgasm?
 
2022-07-06 7:16:11 PM  
Is it creeping anyone else out that he seems to have a quiverfull bend?
 
2022-07-06 7:24:46 PM  
Oh good, more new half-siblings for Gibberish and Gobbeldygook
 
2022-07-06 7:26:55 PM  
9 kids from 4 different moms or is it 5?
 
2022-07-06 7:30:51 PM  
Silly subby. Billionaires don't use condoms.  They use thousand dollar bills.
 
2022-07-06 7:31:52 PM  

weddingsinger: 9 kids from 4 different moms or is it 5?


Yes.
 
2022-07-06 8:01:35 PM  

weddingsinger: 9 kids from 4 different moms or is it 5?


That we know of.
 
2022-07-06 8:01:56 PM  
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2022-07-06 8:09:11 PM  
Tesla must be a great place to work.
 
2022-07-06 8:42:46 PM  
Elon is a F-ing scumbag.
 
2022-07-06 8:44:29 PM  
Is he still dating Hozier?

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2022-07-06 8:45:08 PM  
What Elon's condoms might look like:
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2022-07-06 8:45:09 PM  
Remember 6 years ago when we thought he was the quirky underdog?

He sure has chosen to shiat all over that.
 
2022-07-06 8:45:46 PM  
A rich egomaniac who can't keep it in his pants?
Good thing I was sitting down when I heard that news!
 
2022-07-06 8:45:58 PM  

Irving Maimway: Tesla must be a great place to work.


There's a reason he had to give up CEO of Tesla.

/ And the whole "buying shiat for $43 billion" thing because people made fun of him.
 
2022-07-06 8:46:50 PM  
Damn. That guy must buy a lot of horses.

/more like Enumclaw Musk amiright?
 
2022-07-06 8:47:32 PM  
So after he did such a shiatty job with his first kid that they changed their name so they'd never be associated with him again, he fathered three more kids by two additional mothers, which he will no doubt be an equally terrible parent to. Kinda seems like that "typical Trump voter" stereotype just falls into line without me doing any work at all.
 
2022-07-06 8:47:40 PM  
My HL: Musk has more secret children than Georgia GOP Senate candidate Herschel Walker
 
2022-07-06 8:47:51 PM  
Elon Musk is an asshole for a lot of reasons, but fathering children isn't necessarily one of them.
 
2022-07-06 8:47:57 PM  
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2022-07-06 8:49:10 PM  

El_Dan: Elon Musk is an asshole for a lot of reasons, but fathering children isn't necessarily one of them.


Fathering is a really strong word for what he does, according to the court documents filed by his child who doesn't ever want to be associated with him again.
 
2022-07-06 8:49:12 PM  
So, I guess we know now who caved on the old Tesla corporate jet / mile high club offer
 
2022-07-06 8:52:13 PM  
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/the great state of Califoria
 
2022-07-06 8:53:33 PM  
I imagine that there may be some kind of court battle with Shivon.

Hopefully, she goes by "Shiv."
 
2022-07-06 8:53:45 PM  
Mom: Oh kids, there is something I need to tell you. Your father is Elon Musk.

Kids: Nooooooooo!
 
2022-07-06 8:54:41 PM  

firefly212: So after he did such a shiatty job with his first kid that they changed their name so they'd never be associated with him again, he fathered three more kids by two additional mothers, which he will no doubt be an equally terrible parent to. Kinda seems like that "typical Trump voter" stereotype just falls into line without me doing any work at all.


Compensating for something.

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2022-07-06 8:56:03 PM  

hammettman: I imagine that there may be some kind of court battle with Shivon.

Hopefully, she goes by "Shiv."


Only when she's pegging Elon.

/NTTATWWT
 
2022-07-06 8:58:36 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Damn. That guy must buy a lot of horses.

/more like Enumclaw Musk amiright?


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2022-07-06 8:59:01 PM  

cryinoutloud: firefly212: So after he did such a shiatty job with his first kid that they changed their name so they'd never be associated with him again, he fathered three more kids by two additional mothers, which he will no doubt be an equally terrible parent to. Kinda seems like that "typical Trump voter" stereotype just falls into line without me doing any work at all.

Compensating for something.

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Alec's hobby is f'ing hilarious
 
2022-07-06 9:00:22 PM  

educated: Is it creeping anyone else out that he seems to have a quiverfull bend?


or a groupie knows if they get knocked up by him, they won the lottery. Child support and fees alone...
 
2022-07-06 9:01:11 PM  
"Mr Musk has nine total children."

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2022-07-06 9:01:15 PM  
Q&D, just like you like it....

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2022-07-06 9:01:27 PM  
The increase of robber baron to pirate ratio is a proportion with which our modern era should not put.
 
2022-07-06 9:02:34 PM  
Aren't these all by surrogate or Invitro?

The Palantines don't make babies, they're manufactured.
 
2022-07-06 9:03:02 PM  
Huh. I just got my Tesla's software upgraded and now instead of Reverse there's just a drive option that says "Pull Out!" in bold red.
 
2022-07-06 9:03:35 PM  
He started getting particularly right-wing aggro online literally hours before the "I'll buy you a horse if you give me a handy-j" story came out, and he's been keeping it up ever since.

I'm betting this isn't the last embarrassing story for him that's in the pipeline, and he's being performatively righty because he knows that they will forgive literally any transgression, so long as you soothe them with the proper magic words and piss on everyone else for them from a position of power/influence.
 
2022-07-06 9:05:20 PM  
Ewwww.  Eww. Ewww. Ewwww.
 
2022-07-06 9:06:36 PM  
Who?
Oh, you mean American oligarch Elon Musk.
 
2022-07-06 9:07:39 PM  

El_Dan: Elon Musk is an asshole for a lot of reasons, but fathering children isn't necessarily one of them.


It's still one of them, it's just down the list.
 
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2022-07-06 9:11:43 PM  

educated: Is it creeping anyone else out that he seems to have a quiverfull bend?


Charles Lindbergh apparently did something along these lines too.

This is what a lack of real consequences looks like.  Extremely poor men might do this because there's nothing that can be taken away from them.  Extremely rich men can do this because no amount of child support will ever make a dent on finances.

It's mostly those in the middle that will see garnishment actually affect their finances, or those who earn a lot in entertainment but whose careers sunset early, where the better part of two decades of supporting the children they didn't intend to create noticeably affects finances.
 
2022-07-06 9:14:32 PM  
He has been pushing Nuerolink for at least a year - here I thought he was going full crazy, glad it was just greed
whew
 
2022-07-06 9:19:43 PM  

weddingsinger: 9 kids from 4 different moms or is it 5?


Typical Trump supporter.
 
2022-07-06 9:19:57 PM  
He's probably just as good of a dad as Steve Jobs was.

Wait...
 
2022-07-06 9:19:59 PM  

WickerNipple: Do you really think Musk is the sort of guy to bring his own condoms?


I doubt he has ever worn a condom in his life.
 
2022-07-06 9:19:59 PM  

TWX: educated: Is it creeping anyone else out that he seems to have a quiverfull bend?

Charles Lindbergh apparently did something along these lines too.

This is what a lack of real consequences looks like.  Extremely poor men might do this because there's nothing that can be taken away from them.  Extremely rich men can do this because no amount of child support will ever make a dent on finances.

It's mostly those in the middle that will see garnishment actually affect their finances, or those who earn a lot in entertainment but whose careers sunset early, where the better part of two decades of supporting the children they didn't intend to create noticeably affects finances.


"...didn't intend to create"

They definitely should have managed their sperm better.

"Lack of real consequences"

Must. Be. Nice.
 
2022-07-06 9:22:02 PM  
Elon's pullout game weak af.
 
2022-07-06 9:22:16 PM  
Well, he's a problem solver. Identifies a problem and puts a lot of energy into the solution.

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