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2022-07-06 11:41:14 PM  
That is one of the very, very few instances I can recall, at least in recent memory, where a "cool" tag has been used with 100 percent accuracy. Very cool.
 
2022-07-07 12:33:57 AM  
wow. that's slow-mo taken to it's ultimate conclusion.  thanks subby
 
2022-07-07 12:40:09 AM  
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2022-07-07 12:43:08 AM  
Not at all what I expected
 
2022-07-07 12:43:58 AM  

chuggernaught: Not at all what I expected


That's what she said
 
2022-07-07 12:49:25 AM  
Cytherea?

/DNRTFA
 
2022-07-07 12:52:38 AM  
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2022-07-07 12:59:35 AM  
Hit mute before playing.
 
2022-07-07 1:01:34 AM  
I came.
 
2022-07-07 1:01:44 AM  
Neat
 
2022-07-07 1:02:10 AM  
You know, I was going to complain about the total lack of NSFW content, but that really was farking cool.  All is forgiven subby.

/ I'm sure that's a load off your mind
// or chest
/// or... shoulders?
 
2022-07-07 1:07:02 AM  
I don't know what I expected, but that was better than what I don't know I expected.
 
2022-07-07 1:07:20 AM  
Squirtical video.
 
2022-07-07 1:07:37 AM  
Also slow motion art

OK Go - The One Moment - Official Video
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2022-07-07 1:07:53 AM  
Glorp is art, art is glorp.
 
2022-07-07 1:09:24 AM  
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2022-07-07 1:10:27 AM  
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2022-07-07 1:19:01 AM  

MrPoopyPants: Cytherea?

/DNRTFA


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2022-07-07 1:20:55 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: Glorp is art, art is glorp.


That word... it's more NSFW than you might think.

But NSFW in a hilarious way:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Glorp/
 
2022-07-07 1:21:00 AM  
Oh sure, this guy posts his HD slow motion squirting online for everyone to see, and everybody thinks it's cool. I squirt a little at the office and it's all "GRAB YOUR STUFF AND LEAVE BEFORE WE CALL THE COPS!" There is no justice in this world.
 
2022-07-07 1:30:35 AM  
I'm just here for the bookmark. Will return later for the links to fast motion squirts.
 
2022-07-07 1:36:18 AM  

MrPoopyPants: Cytherea?

/DNRTFA


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2022-07-07 1:41:19 AM  

cyberspacedout: Markoff_Cheney: Glorp is art, art is glorp.

That word... it's more NSFW than you might think.

But NSFW in a hilarious way:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Glorp/


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2022-07-07 1:46:43 AM  

cyberspacedout: Markoff_Cheney: Glorp is art, art is glorp.

That word... it's more NSFW than you might think.

But NSFW in a hilarious way:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Glorp/


I happen to have a few boxes of googly eyes in various sizes in the next room and suddenly I'm slightly fearful of them.

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2022-07-07 1:58:27 AM  

Pocket Ninja: That is one of the very, very few instances I can recall, at least in recent memory, where a "cool" tag has been used with 100 percent accuracy. Very cool.


Odd. This is CGI.
 
2022-07-07 2:04:39 AM  
Oh, my. Imma back away from this torrid thread.
 
2022-07-07 2:20:37 AM  

cyberspacedout: Markoff_Cheney: Glorp is art, art is glorp.

That word... it's more NSFW than you might think.

But NSFW in a hilarious way:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Glorp/


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2022-07-07 4:45:25 AM  

American Decency Association: wow. that's slow-mo taken to it's ultimate conclusion completion. thanks
subby


FTFY
 
2022-07-07 4:47:33 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: Pocket Ninja: That is one of the very, very few instances I can recall, at least in recent memory, where a "cool" tag has been used with 100 percent accuracy. Very cool.

Odd. This is CGI.


It has a surreal quality to it, but that's good staging and camera work (and in some, gloopy liquids), not CGI.
 
2022-07-07 5:16:35 AM  
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"I'm not cleaning that up" - Lowell
 
2022-07-07 6:59:32 AM  
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2022-07-07 8:11:29 AM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2022-07-07 8:12:25 AM  
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2022-07-07 8:13:13 AM  
Felt like i was playing Russian roulette by clicking the link.  Kinda of disappointed, but appreciated the cool factor
 
2022-07-07 9:04:46 AM  
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2022-07-07 10:51:01 AM  
NSFW??
 
2022-07-07 11:26:02 AM  
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Opposing viewpoints are welcome
 
2022-07-08 11:49:54 AM  
What a slow (read: no) motion Squirt might look like:
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/ are tunicates obscure on Fark?
 
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