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5844 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Jul 2022 at 1:17 AM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-06 9:10:47 PM  
We bought it. We have the receipts.
 
2022-07-06 11:45:09 PM  
"As Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state."
 
2022-07-07 1:01:00 AM  

HighOnCraic: "As Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state."


You betcha
 
2022-07-07 1:20:31 AM  
That's a thing that can be done? I claim Morgan Fairchild as my wife.
 
2022-07-07 1:21:11 AM  
Oh, that's adorable.
 
2022-07-07 1:21:51 AM  
"You know, (slaps hood of Texas) I could get you a sweet deal on this baby.  Way more your style!"
 
2022-07-07 1:23:04 AM  
How about a compromise.

Take Sarah Palin off our hands and we won't blow up the rest of your antiquated military equipment.
 
2022-07-07 1:23:22 AM  
I propose a dick-measuring contest for it.

Whoever can measure more dicks gets to keep Alaska.
 
2022-07-07 1:27:19 AM  
America is a Nato member.  The Ukraine war would be instantly a hundredfold worse for Russia if they did anything.

This is all bluster
 
2022-07-07 1:27:38 AM  
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2022-07-07 1:30:20 AM  
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Sarah Palin was asked by the governor of Alaska to watch for Russians from her front yard.
 
2022-07-07 1:30:55 AM  
This is in response to sanctions and seizures. Which I was assured by certain Farkers were having no effect on Russia.
 
2022-07-07 1:31:35 AM  
Ass parking lot.
 
2022-07-07 1:32:35 AM  

extrafancy: "You know, (slaps hood of Texas) I could get you a sweet deal on this baby.  Way more your style!"


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Seriously, except for the language, they are identical, da?
 
2022-07-07 1:33:41 AM  
So nothing means anything anymore.

More drugs please
 
2022-07-07 1:34:22 AM  
Are you kidding, Russia? You want to take Alaska back?? Without taking Florida and Texas, too? Forget it.
 
2022-07-07 1:38:28 AM  

leeksfromchichis: America is a Nato member.  The Ukraine war would be instantly a hundredfold worse for Russia if they did anything.

This is all bluster


Also a nation that REALLY likes throwing money at its military, the only country with a nuclear arsenal that rivals Russia's (and ours is likely a Hell of a lot better maintained), and over half a century of military tech and preparations that were specifically geared towards fighting Russia.

It wouldn't be easy, it'd be absolutely horrific, and I'd prefer to avoid it at all costs, but the US vs. Russia might be one of the few wars America could actually win these days (albeit at the expense of likely millions of lives and potentially human civilization as we know it).
 
2022-07-07 1:42:03 AM  
Russia appears to want to commit suicide by cop..With all of it's impotent threats toward, well
pretty much anyone, they are pretty much standing on their front porch wildly waving their gun around
and screaming about secret agents hiding in the shrubbery...Sadly it's not just their leadership that
is doing this..The majority of their population seems to be in on this bi-polar delusion of grandeur..
 
2022-07-07 1:43:24 AM  
Just try it. We can see you coming from our porch.
 
2022-07-07 1:43:38 AM  
Republicans are not gonna be the Wolverines.
 
2022-07-07 1:45:11 AM  
She called it!

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Wait... no. This one:
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2022-07-07 1:47:30 AM  
Go ahead and try it, you f*cking potato-heads.  I'm sure waging war against the US while you're in the midst of another will work out for you.  Dipsh*ts.
 
2022-07-07 1:49:22 AM  
...they know we can see and hear them when they say idiotic things like this, right?
 
2022-07-07 1:49:59 AM  
But what about all the ethnic Russians forced to live in Alaska?
 
2022-07-07 1:52:09 AM  
I saw this miniseries in the 80s.

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/it sucked
//it was TV in 1982
 
2022-07-07 1:53:19 AM  

leeksfromchichis: America is a Nato member.  The Ukraine war would be instantly a hundredfold worse for Russia if they did anything.

This is all bluster


The Ukraine war would be over if they did anything.  The only reason it isn't over already is because we've refused to seriously get involved.
 
2022-07-07 1:54:02 AM  
Now, they're just being stupid. The russians have become to equivalent of 4-yo's threatening the adults around them. If they had a cheek, it would be pinched.

Of course, all trump voters would be happy to give their boss Alaska, but only after they give putin a happy ending.
 
2022-07-07 1:56:03 AM  

dylanthomas: So nothing means anything anymore.


I've forgotten what I started huffing for
 
2022-07-07 1:56:04 AM  
Deport ALL russian nationals, and anybody that has dual citizenship with russia.  If ANY russian ever sets foot in the US, nuke russia.  Exceptions can be mad if russia surrenders without conditions and pays for all the world wide costs for fighting them and for the damage russia has done to the world.  With interest.  And if any russian ever eats meat after surrender, nuke russia.  Make the russians agree to an eternity of damning themselves and their progeny to the hell of vegetarianism.  Also no fake meat.  There can be an exception made for russians eating the meat of their own offspring.  Eternal suffering must be the plight of russians.
 
2022-07-07 1:56:12 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Russia appears to want to commit suicide by cop..With all of it's impotent threats toward, well
pretty much anyone, they are pretty much standing on their front porch wildly waving their gun around
and screaming about secret agents hiding in the shrubbery...Sadly it's not just their leadership that
is doing this..The majority of their population seems to be in on this bi-polar delusion of grandeur..


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2022-07-07 1:57:52 AM  
Come and take it.
 
2022-07-07 2:00:18 AM  
Release the Palin!

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2022-07-07 2:01:59 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Come and take it.


They just might try.

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2022-07-07 2:05:16 AM  
When it's just one ultra-right wing TV station and some dumbass talking head making wild claims, it's laughable.

When the leader of the government is slurping up that adoration and pouring gasoline on the inflamed tensions in the country, shiat gets scary fast.
 
2022-07-07 2:05:49 AM  
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2022-07-07 2:05:56 AM  
Honestly, what's your strategy here? Opening up a second front and be stretched across three continents?

We know you'll never hold Afghanistan, let alone contend with China, so you won't get your seven armies a turn!

And you've driven Scandinavia to join NATO, so with Ukraine also wanting to join NATO has all of Europe, so they'll get the 5 army bonus per turn!

Your allies in Venezuela are too offer a pincer movie on North America, which is largely under US hegemony and grants 5 armies per turn.

Just poor strategy
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2022-07-07 2:08:02 AM  
We've got the cancelled check -
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2022-07-07 2:10:43 AM  

Ed Willy: Your allies in Venezuela are too offer a pincer movie on North America, which is largely under US hegemony and grants 5 armies per turn.


Your allies in Venezuela are too weak to offer a pincer movie on North America, which is largely under US hegemony and grants 5 armies per turn.

/FTFM
 
2022-07-07 2:14:05 AM  

shpritz: I propose a dick-measuring contest for it.

Whoever can measure more dicks gets to keep Alaska.


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2022-07-07 2:15:23 AM  
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/Two!
//Two Tarantino movie references!
//Ah ah ah!
 
2022-07-07 2:16:31 AM  
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2022-07-07 2:18:27 AM  
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2022-07-07 2:18:38 AM  
I was arguing with some "conservative" about this yesterday. Now I can go throw a link at the moron.
 
2022-07-07 2:19:05 AM  
How many gigantic Russian oil pipelines are being fed into China?  

China can't get all their oil from the Saudis so...
 
2022-07-07 2:20:42 AM  

I-K-Rumba: [i.insider.com image 442x358]
Sarah Palin was asked by the governor of Alaska to watch for Russians from her front yard.


Do they hold Republican conventions in Alaska?
 
2022-07-07 2:21:30 AM  

Ed Willy: Honestly, what's your strategy here? Opening up a second front and be stretched across three continents?

We know you'll never hold Afghanistan, let alone contend with China, so you won't get your seven armies a turn!

And you've driven Scandinavia to join NATO, so with Ukraine also wanting to join NATO has all of Europe, so they'll get the 5 army bonus per turn!

Your allies in Venezuela are too offer a pincer movie on North America, which is largely under US hegemony and grants 5 armies per turn.

Just poor strategy
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RISK actually sums up russia's biggest problem quite well:  you have to leave armies behind to hold territories, reducing your army strength every time you move forward.
 
2022-07-07 2:24:01 AM  

Alaskan Yoda: HighOnCraic: "As Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state."

You betcha


I don't get it
 
2022-07-07 2:24:12 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [Fark user image 425x425]


I for one am very happy that DALL-E posts are going to be a thing from now on.
 
2022-07-07 2:25:43 AM  
There are two types of people in Alaska, people that are well armed and people there on vacation.
 
2022-07-07 2:28:03 AM  
"Sell Alaska" has been my hashtag for 20 years.
 
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