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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)   Company makes candles with Philadelphia scents. Gunpowder, urine, and feces possible choices   (fox29.com) divider line
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2022-07-07 12:09:58 AM  
I wonder how many the Mutter Museum will commission.
 
2022-07-07 1:38:04 AM  
What does impotent rage smell like?
 
2022-07-07 1:51:08 AM  
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2022-07-07 5:14:17 AM  
Eau De Gritty?

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2022-07-07 6:30:12 AM  
Because who doesn't want to smell like day-old cheesesteaks and desperation?
 
2022-07-07 6:47:40 AM  
Makes sense, there's already New York and New Jersey candles:
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2022-07-07 7:14:07 AM  

Moose out front: What does impotent rage smell like?


Visit your uncle who only watches fox news.
 
2022-07-07 8:06:08 AM  

Moose out front: What does impotent rage smell like?


Like BO and Bengay.
 
2022-07-07 8:40:47 AM  
I can't decide whether to buy "Flying D-Cell," "South Street Gutter Vomit," or "Eau de Scrapple."
 
2022-07-07 9:08:44 AM  
Mrs. RWH held a candle out for me to sniff. I guessed "Diabetic Wino Piss". It was "901, The Scent of Memphis". She hates me.
 
2022-07-07 11:02:26 AM  
They can keep it. The only reason I'd ever go back to Philly is for a cheesesteak from Frank's Steaks, provided they are still open.
 
2022-07-07 2:09:39 PM  
"Mummer's Parade Gutter Sludge*"


*mild notes of coffee, cacao, St Ides, and vomit.
 
2022-07-07 5:41:50 PM  
I prefer eau de baseball bat to the noggin or chanel facey stabby #5...
 
2022-07-07 9:59:19 PM  
Cheesesteaks, diesel fumes and urban decay.
 
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