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2022-07-06 9:18:20 PM  
Police would not say in the shooting was targeted, but did say it seems "unnatural" for someone to circle back and open fire a second time.

Because it's perfectly farking normal in America to drive by  and shoot someone the first farking time.
 
2022-07-06 11:59:22 PM  
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2022-07-07 12:00:07 AM  
no one shoots at me in canada
 
2022-07-07 12:00:19 AM  
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2022-07-07 12:07:07 AM  
Well when you move in on hooddash's territory there might be consequences.
 
2022-07-07 12:07:17 AM  
Poor guy lookin for an honest living to be gunned down by a "ahem" self employed savage lookin for the marks.
 
2022-07-07 12:08:10 AM  
Jeez, subby-that's Bagley at Rosa Parks Bl-you know, the street where Rosa Parks herself got her ass kicked by a crackhead for $53...she moved to Compton after that! #PureDetroit.  https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/crime/man-imprisoned-for-rosa-parks-attack-charged-in-home-invasion/69-7f5ecd4a-8d19-4a26-9da1-6bc430aa8348
 
2022-07-07 12:08:40 AM  
I think a mass shooting on the 4th of July (and then the cops politely asking the white shooter to cooperate) is the very most American thing ever, but this is certainly several hundred milli-muricas.
 
2022-07-07 12:09:17 AM  

Thrakkorzog: Well when you move in on hooddash's territory there might be consequences.


Hodordash nods in agreement.
 
2022-07-07 12:11:22 AM  

Udder Discharge: Poor guy lookin for an honest living to be gunned down by a "ahem" self employed savage lookin for the marks.


....or he's a dordash worker who used to be a gangbanger and his old world collided with his new one on his first day.
 
2022-07-07 12:12:42 AM  
Imagine if that had been a drive by knife throwing.
 
2022-07-07 12:14:40 AM  

FlyingJ: Jeez, subby-that's Bagley at Rosa Parks Bl-you know, the street where Rosa Parks herself got her ass kicked by a crackhead for $53...she moved to Compton after that! #PureDetroit.  https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/crime/man-imprisoned-for-rosa-parks-attack-charged-in-home-invasion/69-7f5ecd4a-8d19-4a26-9da1-6bc430aa8348


She probably took his seat
 
2022-07-07 12:25:47 AM  
DoorDash will honor this driver with their highest honor: A 15%-off coupon for the first family member who claims it.
 
2022-07-07 12:26:07 AM  
weird, they usually get gunned down on their last day not their first
 
2022-07-07 12:28:27 AM  
Ding dong, Darwin calling
 
2022-07-07 12:29:19 AM  

MrHormel: [Fark user image image 402x750]


Wut
 
2022-07-07 12:30:57 AM  

Stargazer86: Imagine if that had been a drive by knife throwing.


Imagine if that had been a drive by nunchuck chucking.
 
2022-07-07 12:31:01 AM  

oldtaku: I think a mass shooting on the 4th of July (and then the cops politely asking the white shooter to cooperate) is the very most American thing ever, but this is certainly several hundred milli-muricas.


We get it.  You and other skidmarks around here wanted the cops to shoot him.  You love police violence as long as the right people are on the receiving end.
 
2022-07-07 12:31:53 AM  

edmo: Police would not say in the shooting was targeted, but did say it seems "unnatural" for someone to circle back and open fire a second time.

Because it's perfectly farking normal in America to drive by  and shoot someone the first farking time.


It is to me. I drive by and shoot people the middle finger all the time.

I only stopped doubling back for a second round when I accidentally shot it at my auntie. She didn't see my face the first time, but she definitely did the second.

/I got beat
 
2022-07-07 12:32:01 AM  
Was it his side-hustle?  His second side-hustle?
 
2022-07-07 12:44:05 AM  
Detroit keeping it real
 
2022-07-07 12:47:22 AM  
Don't be a braggart, Subby. They are good at this in Mexico too. And Colombia. And Somalia.
 
2022-07-07 12:55:50 AM  

bud jones: weird, they usually get gunned down on their last day not their first


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/I'm not jaded, you're jaded!
 
2022-07-07 1:03:42 AM  
Mods, please nuke this entire thread.

Jebus fark.
 
2022-07-07 1:08:19 AM  
And DoorDash won't pay the estate his delivery fee because he didn't complete the delivery.  Heck, they'll probably deduct the cost of the food from his account.
 
2022-07-07 1:11:19 AM  
He was only 16435 days away from retirement.
 
2022-07-07 1:13:38 AM  
The image from the article was incredibly helpful:
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OK, Boomer
 
2022-07-07 1:39:01 AM  

edmo: Police would not say in the shooting was targeted, but did say it seems "unnatural" for someone to circle back and open fire a second time.

Because it's perfectly farking normal in America to drive by  and shoot someone the first farking time.


My thoughts exactly.
 
2022-07-07 2:01:12 AM  

some_beer_drinker: no one shoots at me in canada


If they do, then they would say "Sorry" before swinging back around to make sure you're dead.
 
2022-07-07 2:12:31 AM  
Fark doesn't need a Detroit tag after all.   Sad works for all boards on the subject.
 
2022-07-07 2:18:18 AM  

Jeebus Saves: oldtaku: I think a mass shooting on the 4th of July (and then the cops politely asking the white shooter to cooperate) is the very most American thing ever, but this is certainly several hundred milli-muricas.

We get it.  You and other skidmarks around here wanted the cops to shoot him.  You love police violence as long as the right people are on the receiving end.


No, I think 'we' are mostly projecting here.  I want him captured alive and tried so all his Qanon bullcrap comes out instead of him being a glorious martyr.  I'm just pointing out the crushing disparity between how cops treat a muslim and/or black shooter and a 'hello, fellow armed to the teeth white man who understandably wants to slaughter all the immigrants and liberals - I'm so sorry I must arrest you now because my job demands it so could you please surrender so I don't have to hurt you, my brother?'  when the latter category are by far the biggest source of terrorist attacks in the US.
 
2022-07-07 3:25:02 AM  
Last I heard, my ex wife is DDs chief counsel.  Everything is rigged against all parties except DD.
 
2022-07-07 4:59:08 AM  

Jeebus Saves: oldtaku: I think a mass shooting on the 4th of July (and then the cops politely asking the white shooter to cooperate) is the very most American thing ever, but this is certainly several hundred milli-muricas.

We get it.  You and other skidmarks around here wanted the cops to shoot him.  You love police violence as long as the right people are on the receiving end.


Wow did you read that wrong. They're pointing out that cops shoot unarmed black people but politely take white mass murderers into custody.
 
2022-07-07 5:24:10 AM  

Jeebus Saves: oldtaku: I think a mass shooting on the 4th of July (and then the cops politely asking the white shooter to cooperate) is the very most American thing ever, but this is certainly several hundred milli-muricas.

We get it.  You and other skidmarks around here wanted the cops to shoot him.  You love police violence as long as the right people are on the receiving end.


If thinking an armed mass murderer deserves a slap while an unarmed man does not deserve to be shot and killed makes me a skidmark then fine.  Personally, I think you're the one who's a f*cking imbecile here.
 
2022-07-07 6:15:36 AM  
He was probably followed and then assassinated. This is the type of thing you can see on those Brazilian assassination videos. Usually it's two guys on a motorcycle tailing you. The moment you stop your car or get out, they'll get beside you and one of the two guys will shoot you and they'll drive away quickly. If they notice you're still moving, they go back and finish you off with a few more shots.

Or maybe this is simply a case of Detroit being Detroit. Thugs driving around, looking for victims.
 
2022-07-07 7:47:45 AM  
At least delivery drivers in NY can no longer buy body armor.
 
2022-07-07 8:35:49 AM  
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Forget it Jake, it's Motown.
 
2022-07-07 11:12:52 AM  

MrHormel: [Fark user image 402x750]


Christ on a cracker, what is this nightmare "cheeses from the milk of animals and people you didn't think were used to make cheese" site you're exposing us to?

No, I don't want farking dog cheese or human breast milk cheese! No!

I do not want it from a rat! I do not want it from a cat!
I do not want it from a horse! I do not want squirrel cheese of course!
I do not want it from a sloth! I do not want it from a goth!

I do not want weird cheese strange man, I do not want it! Shiat! Goddamn!
 
2022-07-07 11:17:23 AM  

WilderKWight: MrHormel: [Fark user image 402x750]

Christ on a cracker, what is this nightmare "cheeses from the milk of animals and people you didn't think were used to make cheese" site you're exposing us to?

No, I don't want farking dog cheese or human breast milk cheese! No!

I do not want it from a rat! I do not want it from a cat!
I do not want it from a horse! I do not want squirrel cheese of course!
I do not want it from a sloth! I do not want it from a goth!

I do not want weird cheese strange man, I do not want it! Shiat! Goddamn!


Would you, could you, in a boat?  Eat some cheese milked from a stoat?
 
2022-07-07 11:27:38 AM  

WilderKWight: MrHormel: [Fark user image 402x750]

Christ on a cracker, what is this nightmare "cheeses from the milk of animals and people you didn't think were used to make cheese" site you're exposing us to?

No, I don't want farking dog cheese or human breast milk cheese! No!

I do not want it from a rat! I do not want it from a cat!
I do not want it from a horse! I do not want squirrel cheese of course!
I do not want it from a sloth! I do not want it from a goth!

I do not want weird cheese strange man, I do not want it! Shiat! Goddamn!


How about Gouda?
 
2022-07-07 12:13:42 PM  
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