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(Mediaite)   Missouri Senate Candidate Crazy SEAL wants you to know that he has an army behind him and he's coming for you and everyone you care about. "I approve this message"   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2022-07-06 5:39:50 PM  
In a sky full of people, only some want to fly
Isn't that crazy?
 
2022-07-06 5:59:15 PM  
Republicans are always saying the crazy stuff they claim the Democrats are saying.
 
2022-07-06 6:12:08 PM  

edmo: Republicans are always saying the crazy stuff they claim the Democrats are saying.


Republicans have become the Army/Navy Surplus Store owner from Falling Down:

Falling Down (8/10) Movie CLIP - Nazi Surplus Store (1993) HD
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2022-07-06 6:46:07 PM  
Small dick energy
 
2022-07-06 6:52:17 PM  
I know his base doesn't know that they're the fascists.
I know this appeals to the dim farkers who vote Republican.
I know it's probably just campaign rhetoric.

But we can't show cigarette ads on TV with teenagers smoking.
We can't show ads for Coors where some redneck is drinking while driving home in his pickup.
And we can't show ads for weapons on TV; especially one where a homeowner blows away a burglar.

So can we please have some rules around campaign ads? Like strictly prohibiting any guns for any reason? If the only thing you have to offer as a politician is that you're one of the few mouth-breathers who hasn't torn up his NRA card yet - then just farking lose the election as you have nothing to offer.
 
2022-07-06 6:53:50 PM  
Is it still too soon to talk about STFU and GBTW?
 
2022-07-06 6:54:26 PM  

trekkiecougar: Small dick energy


I'm not sure he has enough of a dick to mate with anything, to be blunt.

Yes, even that.
 
2022-07-06 6:54:34 PM  
Wait--RINOs are the threat? I thought it was the dirty Libs that were the sworn enemy of these twits.


The bizarro world part is that gun toting threats kinda USED to get you banned from public service.
 
2022-07-06 6:54:46 PM  
Getting real tired of the "we's commin' fer ya" rhetoric from the dusties.
 
2022-07-06 6:55:14 PM  
So does this guy even have a chance? Follow up: is he even allowed to own a gun what with the whole domestic violence thing?
 
2022-07-06 6:55:21 PM  
There's a screaming GQP pussy jackwad running in Florida called Cory Mills.  His platform is the fact that he supplied a lot of the tear gas used by LEO against the BLM protesters, because he was called out on it by the media, he's made it his central theme.  It's so Florida, it would be funny if it wasn't for his terrifyingly limited intellect and his tiny, tiny penis.
 
2022-07-06 6:57:01 PM  
I can't find info on Greitens platform for senate.  From TFA it looks like he strongly disagrees with the other GQP candidates or the GQP in general (likely he is referring to Cheney, Pence, and RMoney).
So he stands for nothing, resigned as governor over scandals, and really has nothing to say either except point a gun at people.
It would not be surprising if he died of a gunshot wound given his fetish for violence.
 
2022-07-06 6:58:06 PM  
The sex criminal guy?
 
2022-07-06 6:58:59 PM  

fastfxr: Wait--RINOs are the threat? I thought it was the dirty Libs that were the sworn enemy of these twits.


The bizarro world part is that gun toting threats kinda USED to get you banned from public service.



It's RINOs during the primaries and Dirty Lib Traitors during the general...
 
2022-07-06 7:00:42 PM  

Jake Havechek: The sex criminal guy?


It's the GQP.  You gotta narrow it down a bit.
 
2022-07-06 7:01:50 PM  

fastfxr: Wait--RINOs are the threat? I thought it was the dirty Libs that were the sworn enemy of these twits.


The bizarro world part is that gun toting threats kinda USED to get you banned from public service.


RINOs have always been the enemy.

"There never was an age of conformity quite like this one, or a camaraderie quite like the Liberals'. Drop a little itching powder in Jimmy Wechsler's bath and before he has scratched himself for the third time, Arthur Schlesinger will have denounced you in a dozen books and speeches, Archibald MacLeish will have written ten heroic cantos about our age of terror, Harper's will have published them, and everyone in sight will have been nominated for a Freedom Award. Conservatives in this country - at least those who have not made their peace with the New Deal, and there is serious question whether there are others - are non-licensed nonconformists; and this is dangerous business in a Liberal world, as every editor of this magazine can readily show by pointing to his scars. Radical conservatives in this country have an interesting time of it, for when they are not being suppressed or mutilated by the Liberals, they are being ignored or humiliated by a great many of those of the well-fed Right, whose ignorance and amorality have never been exaggerated for the same reason that one cannot exaggerate infinity."

https://www.nationalreview.com/1955/11/our-mission-statement-william-f-buckley-jr/
 
2022-07-06 7:04:53 PM  
This guy thinks going homicidal  psycho is a good campaign strategy.
 
2022-07-06 7:05:56 PM  

Subtonic: So does this guy even have a chance? Follow up: is he even allowed to own a gun what with the whole domestic violence thing?


It's Missouri, so absolutely.
 
2022-07-06 7:07:53 PM  
I'm amazed that all republicans seem to be liars, traitors and mass murderers. Probably because all republicans are liars, traitors and mass murderers.
 
2022-07-06 7:07:56 PM  
My Greitens badge of honor.

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2022-07-06 7:11:29 PM  

jerryskid: I'm amazed that all republicans seem to be liars, traitors and mass murderers. Probably because all republicans are liars, traitors and mass murderers.


And sex fiends.
 
2022-07-06 7:11:52 PM  
Because I fought for you, they came after me.

I thought they came after you because you beat the shiat out of your wife and kids.

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2022-07-06 7:12:58 PM  

fastfxr: Wait--RINOs are the threat? I thought it was the dirty Libs that were the sworn enemy of these twits.


The one thing that a cult hates more than a heretic is an apostate.
 
2022-07-06 7:13:27 PM  
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2022-07-06 7:14:28 PM  
I believe everyone can be redeemed. Everyone can be forgiven.

I know some just aren't worth it.
 
2022-07-06 7:15:18 PM  
Seems like a good opportunity to use that new red flag law passed by congress
 
2022-07-06 7:16:07 PM  

HighOnCraic: fastfxr: Wait--RINOs are the threat? I thought it was the dirty Libs that were the sworn enemy of these twits.


The bizarro world part is that gun toting threats kinda USED to get you banned from public service.

RINOs have always been the enemy.

"There never was an age of conformity quite like this one, or a camaraderie quite like the Liberals'. Drop a little itching powder in Jimmy Wechsler's bath and before he has scratched himself for the third time, Arthur Schlesinger will have denounced you in a dozen books and speeches, Archibald MacLeish will have written ten heroic cantos about our age of terror, Harper's will have published them, and everyone in sight will have been nominated for a Freedom Award. Conservatives in this country - at least those who have not made their peace with the New Deal, and there is serious question whether there are others - are non-licensed nonconformists; and this is dangerous business in a Liberal world, as every editor of this magazine can readily show by pointing to his scars. Radical conservatives in this country have an interesting time of it, for when they are not being suppressed or mutilated by the Liberals, they are being ignored or humiliated by a great many of those of the well-fed Right, whose ignorance and amorality have never been exaggerated for the same reason that one cannot exaggerate infinity."

https://www.nationalreview.com/1955/11/our-mission-statement-william-f-buckley-jr/


Hmm - coulda been a lot shorter.   I'm thinking, "PWEASE NO STEPPY! :( "
 
2022-07-06 7:18:42 PM  
He and his followers and supporters are a direct threat to Our Democracy.  Biden must declare martial law and use the military to eliminate the threat.  No surrender.  No mercy.  Just eliminate the threat.  By any means necessary.
 
2022-07-06 7:20:48 PM  

Subtonic: So does this guy even have a chance? Follow up: is he even allowed to own a gun what with the whole domestic violence thing?


He's leading the polls in the primary.  Granted he trails undecided by a point or two, but still.  AG Schmitt is probably the main competitor.
 
2022-07-06 7:22:54 PM  
I live in Delaware and the Republicans put up a crackpot candidate for Governor several years ago who did a sort of similar ad. It seems to have disappeared from YouTube for some reason though. Rats, your lives are poorer for not having seen it.
 
2022-07-06 7:25:10 PM  
Three cosplayers does not constitute an army.

Why does this man still have guns?
 
2022-07-06 7:29:44 PM  
"Hello police? I'd like to report a man making death threats against me and my family. He sent a video recording holding a gun, telling me he would be 'hunting me and my kind'"
 
2022-07-06 7:29:53 PM  

trekkiecougar: Small dick energy


The SEALs: Los Zetas of Muricuh.
 
2022-07-06 7:30:02 PM  
Candidate for Reichsinspekteur?
 
2022-07-06 7:30:33 PM  
is he gonna get elected?
I really don't want anyone to say yes
 
2022-07-06 7:34:00 PM  

Lady J: is he gonna get elected?
I really don't want anyone to say yes


Tossup. It's him or schmitt, who is currently funding his campaign with pointless lawsuits against public entities doing things he doesn't like. They are both grade a asshats that probably are not qualified to muck out barns.
 
2022-07-06 7:34:07 PM  
Just being a Special *should* disqualify one to run for any elected office. One time , it precluded them from becoming anything higher than a full bird , in Service. While I disagree with that ( we do need Specials as flag officers) , I think we might need to think seriously about the elected office aspect. When one sees everyone else as a target, who might think differently , that's a major problem.
 
2022-07-06 7:35:23 PM  

Lady J: is he gonna get elected?
I really don't want anyone to say yes


It's Missouri.
 
2022-07-06 7:37:54 PM  

hissatsu: Because I fought for you, they came after me.

I thought they came after you because you beat the shiat out of your wife and kids.

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No, he's right, assuming "you" = people who beat the shiat out of their wives and kids
 
2022-07-06 7:45:50 PM  

UncleDirtNap: My Greitens badge of honor.

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Honor, indeed.
 
2022-07-06 7:47:53 PM  
I assume Democrats are next on the list so I want to make this clear, I am not afraid of you.  You cannot intimidate me.  I will never stop fighting against you or your kind.
 
2022-07-06 7:52:34 PM  
This is no different than an Al Quaeda propaganda video.
 
2022-07-06 7:53:09 PM  
I would love to see some Democrat remake this guy's ads, shot for shot, and just change the proper nouns.

It would be national news for days. This will be forgotten by tomorrow morning.
 
2022-07-06 7:53:43 PM  

fastfxr: Wait--RINOs are the threat? I thought it was the dirty Libs that were the sworn enemy of these twits.


The bizarro world part is that gun toting threats kinda USED to get you banned from public service.


Heretics are always worse than infidels.
 
2022-07-06 7:54:19 PM  

olorin604: Lady J: is he gonna get elected?
I really don't want anyone to say yes

Tossup. It's him or schmitt, who is currently funding his campaign with pointless lawsuits against public entities doing things he doesn't like. They are both grade a asshats that probably are not qualified to muck out barns.


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/thanks
 
2022-07-06 7:58:20 PM  

Subtonic: So does this guy even have a chance?


I wish i could say he doesn't. But he's mostly likely to be the next senator from Missouri.
 
2022-07-06 8:04:33 PM  

Northern: I can't find info on Greitens platform for senate.


I will hurt people you do not like.

So he stands for nothing, resigned as governor over scandals, and really has nothing to say either except point a gun at people.

The article said he is a Republican
 
2022-07-06 8:09:46 PM  

Lady J: is he gonna get elected?
I really don't want anyone to say yes


Yes.

/Sorry, just being contrary.
// :-)
 
2022-07-06 8:10:41 PM  

ReaverZ: Northern: I can't find info on Greitens platform for senate.

I will hurt people you do not like.

So he stands for nothing, resigned as governor over scandals, and really has nothing to say either except point a gun at people.

The article said he is a Republican


To quote Wikipedia,

Before his resignation, many Republican figures mentioned Greitens as a leading contender for President of the United States.[
 
2022-07-06 8:11:51 PM  

HighOnCraic: Lady J: is he gonna get elected?
I really don't want anyone to say yes

Yes.

/Sorry, just being contrary.
// :-)


( ._.)
 
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