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(Chron)   John Oliver offers $10K for creepy Texas beach dolls with the money going to the Mission-Aransas Reserve. 'Burn them now'   (chron.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Gulf of Mexico, host John Oliver, creepy dolls, Jace Tunnell, Dolls, little girl, Last Week Tonight, Mission-Aransas Reserve  
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2022-07-06 4:29:32 PM  
Hermit crab found attached to plastic doll's head
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2022-07-06 6:27:34 PM  
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
2022-07-06 6:27:55 PM  
Can they just burn those baby dolls? Whatever will the Supreme Court say?
 
2022-07-06 6:33:22 PM  
If you burn them, it will only make them stronger.
 
2022-07-06 6:41:53 PM  
Mirror, father

mirror, father.........

if you want to know what it's like to inhabit my own specific skin.

---Ghost World  (2001)
 
2022-07-06 6:41:55 PM  
You can appeal to the lowest intelligence. Some comedians have done that, like The Three Stooges. Or you can be not funny. John Oliver does both.
 
2022-07-06 6:42:42 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/fbCfhY6trKI]



Plastic is one hellava drug.   and it takes forever to degrade.
 
2022-07-06 6:43:22 PM  
He's so shrill
 
2022-07-06 7:07:59 PM  
No one tell him about the island of dolls in Mexico
HAUNTED DOLL ISLAND | The Island of The Dolls | Mexico
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2022-07-06 7:40:52 PM  
I blame the United States Supreme Court.  Now that Roe v. Wade has been overturned, they think it's now safe to come out of the sea.
 
2022-07-06 7:47:11 PM  
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2022-07-06 7:51:14 PM  
Dames don't like being called dolls.
 
2022-07-06 8:23:21 PM  
I think all of the creepy dolls and dirty stuffed animals have been gathered up by photojournalists so that they will have something to take pictures of in war zones and disaster areas.

As we speak, beanie babies are being bought up and professionally soiled for use in the coming bitcoin collapse.
 
2022-07-06 8:24:10 PM  
This is Beach Raptor.
Found him on Padre Island National Seashore.
The surf was blown out, so we went beach combing.
All I could see was his head poking out of a sand dune.
He now rules
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over my chili stove.
 
2022-07-06 8:25:23 PM  
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2022-07-06 8:27:51 PM  

WastrelWay: You can appeal to the lowest intelligence. Some comedians have done that, like The Three Stooges. Or you can be not funny. John Oliver does both.


And he's British! I almost feel sorry for him.
 
2022-07-06 8:28:01 PM  

RTOGUY: Ivo Shandor: [YouTube video: Hermit crab found attached to plastic doll's head]

That is one of the saddest things I've seen in a while.


But I bet you could make really cool custom homes for hermit crabs, set them out on a beach, and wait.
 
2022-07-06 8:30:33 PM  
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Does not wish to be burned
 
2022-07-06 9:06:44 PM  

RTOGUY: Ivo Shandor: [YouTube video: Hermit crab found attached to plastic doll's head]

That is one of the saddest things I've seen in a while.


Your looking at it all wrong. Hermit crabs are masters of finding armor. No shark will ever go near that crab as long as it has that creepy doll head strapped on. 100% safe. Of course the lady crabs will avoid him too, so there is a down side. That crab clearly would rather live than fark. I support his decision.
 
2022-07-06 9:08:20 PM  
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2022-07-06 10:05:37 PM  
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2022-07-06 10:16:59 PM  
So, cargo container full of dolls fell overboard?
 
2022-07-07 1:14:57 AM  

RTOGUY: Ivo Shandor: [YouTube video: Hermit crab found attached to plastic doll's head]

That is one of the saddest things I've seen in a while.


No it is nightmare inducingl
 
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