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2022-07-06 12:13:58 PM  
No, not really
 
2022-07-06 12:16:04 PM  
It would be an easy rescue if Game of Thrones taught us anything. 

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2022-07-06 12:20:13 PM  
Well its no diving horse
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2022-07-06 12:30:02 PM  
That's not something you see every kday.
 
2022-07-06 12:42:31 PM  
A guy walks into a bar and farts?
 
2022-07-06 12:50:08 PM  
"Niiiiiiiiiii"
 
2022-07-06 12:53:30 PM  
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2022-07-06 1:07:26 PM  
'Tis but a fish wound.
 
2022-07-06 1:42:22 PM  
Isn't this old news? Swear it's from a long time ago-hoo
 
2022-07-06 2:00:07 PM  
Was he riding that goat/dragon looking thing as he went off the pier?
 
2022-07-06 2:30:22 PM  
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2022-07-06 2:46:47 PM  
"We walked along beneath the moon
He lead us through the bush 'till soon
We saw before our eyes a raging river
He said that we could swim it if we tried
And saying this the knight dove in forgetting that his suit of arms
Would surely weigh him down and so he sunk
And as his body disappeared before me
I bowed my head in silence and remembered all thoughts that he had thunk"

~ Ernest Anastasio III, The Lizards
 
2022-07-06 3:33:35 PM  

KingOfTown: "We walked along beneath the moon
He lead us through the bush 'till soon
We saw before our eyes a raging river
He said that we could swim it if we tried
And saying this the knight dove in forgetting that his suit of arms
Would surely weigh him down and so he sunk
And as his body disappeared before me
I bowed my head in silence and remembered all thoughts that he had thunk"

~ Ernest Anastasio III, The Lizards


His name: Rutherford the Brave.
/ From a race of people practically extinct from doing things smart people don't do
// Apparently this guy was a lizard too
/// Slashies for Icculus!
 
2022-07-06 3:47:21 PM  
What a ham an attention whore- polishing those little cans to make a costume

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2022-07-06 4:18:54 PM  

ryant123: It would be an easy rescue if Game of Thrones taught us anything. 

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Here is a video of Jerome Flynn (Bronn) teamed up with someone else:


Robson & Jerome - Up On The Roof (Official Video)
Youtube r5V8ecsrxeY
 
2022-07-06 5:36:23 PM  

Arkkuss: Was he riding that goat/dragon looking thing as he went off the pier?


Yes
 
2022-07-06 11:05:12 PM  
Not the first knight to fall off a peer.
 
2022-07-07 12:08:50 AM  

TypoFlyspray: /// Slashies for Icculus!


YOUR children are old enough to read Icculus
 
2022-07-07 1:50:00 AM  
MST3K: The Sword And The Dragon - A Joke By Ingmar Bergman
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2022-07-07 9:09:57 AM  

KingOfTown: TypoFlyspray: /// Slashies for Icculus!

YOUR children are old enough to read Icculus


Eldest turned 22 yesterday; Youngest turns 20 next week.  Youngest is smart enough to Be Icculus.
 
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