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(AP News)   Something huge is absolutely about to drop, literally scheduled for Friday   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: News, United States Capitol, Pat Cipollone, White House, Washington, D.C., Rudy Giuliani, Associated Press, House committee, Harry S. Truman  
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2022-07-06 11:39:01 AM  
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2022-07-06 11:40:27 AM  
This is very bad news for Trump. This dude was in on every meeting regarding this
 
2022-07-06 11:40:38 AM  
The coffee boy? Pfft, nice try libs.
 
2022-07-06 11:40:57 AM  
He won't show
 
2022-07-06 11:41:04 AM  
Cipollone was always looking for cover to testify.  Cassiday Hutchinson provided it.
 
2022-07-06 11:41:28 AM  
Ok so are we putting out odds on "Fif!" or that he might decide to (figuratively) stick the knife in Two Scoop's back so he can go work for DeathSantis?
 
2022-07-06 11:41:29 AM  
I still have faith that Friday exists.
 
2022-07-06 11:41:37 AM  
As opposed to figuratively being scheduled for Friday?
 
2022-07-06 11:42:11 AM  
Cipollone knows the testimony so far is true. Which means whatever he was involved in and his role are more than likely well known and probably documented.

Add to that, he knows who Michael Cohen is.

He's gonna talk.
 
2022-07-06 11:42:21 AM  
Cipollone? Cipollone...never heard of him. And even if I had, which I haven't, he's a known liar. Low energy. A total loser. But I've never heard of him.
 
2022-07-06 11:42:22 AM  
Either it'll be devastating, or it'll be a shiat ton of fifs. We taking bets?
 
2022-07-06 11:42:28 AM  
Cheap Baloney to testify...

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2022-07-06 11:42:38 AM  

somedude210: This is very bad news for Trump. This dude was in on every meeting regarding this


And since Trump is such a narcissist he probably invited other people to all of his meetings with him and nullified attorney client privilege.

But I still am firmly in the ANGH to Trump camp.
 
2022-07-06 11:42:46 AM  
"in order to not incriminate myself i will be exercising my 5th amendment right"
 
2022-07-06 11:42:48 AM  

somedude210: This is very bad news for Trump. This dude was in on every meeting regarding this


Why? 5000 fifths will be on order.
 
2022-07-06 11:43:13 AM  

inglixthemad: Ok so are we putting out odds on "Fif!" or that he might decide to (figuratively) stick the knife in Two Scoop's back so he can go work for DeathSantis?


If DeathSantis isn't a complete moron he wouldn't hire a guy who just snitched on all the crimes of his former boss.
Especially if he is planning on doing as many if not more crimes.
 
2022-07-06 11:43:13 AM  
Finally... some clarification on the question of whether Trump accepted the outcome of the election.
 
2022-07-06 11:44:19 AM  
Why take the 5th? He could admit to everything and it wouldn't matter. Our AG is on a journey with the ambien walrus.
 
2022-07-06 11:44:28 AM  
The headline is confusing.   Is something absolutely about to drop literally, or is the date that it is dropping literally Friday.

It seems unnecessary, even within the normal context of people misusing the word literally.
 
2022-07-06 11:45:25 AM  
Relax your sphincter, Subby.
 
2022-07-06 11:45:29 AM  
  Something huge going to drop?   Is it another KRAKEN?!? ;)
 
2022-07-06 11:46:09 AM  
Hrm, was counsel from December 2018 to end of term.  At a glance, this has potential.
 
2022-07-06 11:46:38 AM  

goodncold: inglixthemad: Ok so are we putting out odds on "Fif!" or that he might decide to (figuratively) stick the knife in Two Scoop's back so he can go work for DeathSantis?

If DeathSantis isn't a complete moron he wouldn't hire a guy who just snitched on all the crimes of his former boss.
Especially if he is planning on doing as many if not more crimes.


Not really, the real problem here is that TFG was a complete blithering moron who openly crimed and used his little mob of MAGAts to keep people in line. DeathSantis isn't that dumb, he'll at least hide his criming with a veneer of legality.
 
2022-07-06 11:47:11 AM  
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2022-07-06 11:47:41 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Why take the 5th? He could admit to everything and it wouldn't matter. Our AG is on a journey with the ambien walrus.


Maybe the AG has already granted him immunity?
 
2022-07-06 11:48:18 AM  
OK then...

Where is he...

You know who...
 
2022-07-06 11:48:48 AM  
Sneak preview:
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2022-07-06 11:49:06 AM  
Unless he "accidentally" falls down an elevator shaft
 
2022-07-06 11:49:09 AM  
Ooooohhhh, my bologna has a first name, it's P-A-T-S-Y
 
2022-07-06 11:49:33 AM  
"I barely even knew this so called 'lawyer' Michael Nipplecone. He was bad news from the start and couldn't be trusted. Now he's lying (like he always does) to the unselect committee to sell his book. Sick! When do we get to hear the real side of the story?"
 
2022-07-06 11:50:16 AM  
FTFA: ...said Cipollone agreed to appear before the committee for a private, transcribed interview.

Ooh.. added difficulty. So, a private interview could go a lot of ways. Why wouldn't he just do a public one? This could go a lot of different ways.

Either way, the article mentions that he's the guy everyone wants, but lets be honest... the person with a smoking gun is going to be the chief of staff, Meadows. If this guy doesn't give up something very serious on meadows, then it's still going to be an uphill battle.
 
2022-07-06 11:50:16 AM  

somedude210: This is very bad news for Trump. This dude was in on every meeting regarding this


Do you think he'll be as juicy as Cassidy?
 
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2022-07-06 11:50:30 AM  
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2022-07-06 11:51:06 AM  

WordsnCollision: Cheap Baloney to testify...

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I happen to like cheap baloney.
 
2022-07-06 11:51:16 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: Cipollone was always looking for cover to testify.  Cassiday Hutchinson provided it.


I hope you are right.  He's got no legit excuses left.
 
2022-07-06 11:52:24 AM  
"He has resisted talking further with the committee..."

That traitorous f*ck!


"...after previously sitting for a closed-door interview on April 13. "

Oh, never mind.
 
MFK
2022-07-06 11:52:29 AM  

BeansNfranks: FTFA: ...said Cipollone agreed to appear before the committee for a private, transcribed interview.

Ooh.. added difficulty. So, a private interview could go a lot of ways. Why wouldn't he just do a public one? This could go a lot of different ways.

Either way, the article mentions that he's the guy everyone wants, but lets be honest... the person with a smoking gun is going to be the chief of staff, Meadows. If this guy doesn't give up something very serious on meadows, then it's still going to be an uphill battle.


Meadows will hide behind "executive privilege." There is no way you will get anything more out of him because all of it will be self incriminating.

The lawyer on the other hand, has a CLEAR view of what is legal and what is not and has agreed to a taped testimony under oath. This is beyond huge.
 
2022-07-06 11:52:39 AM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Finally... some clarification on the question of whether Trump accepted the outcome of the election.


Bless your heart.
 
2022-07-06 11:52:40 AM  
This show already jumped the shark with Cassandra.
 
2022-07-06 11:53:09 AM  
Fif.  Fiiiif
 
2022-07-06 11:54:13 AM  
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2022-07-06 11:54:24 AM  
What the various subby's keep preaching.
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What actually happens.

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2022-07-06 11:54:35 AM  

MFK: BeansNfranks: FTFA: ...said Cipollone agreed to appear before the committee for a private, transcribed interview.

Ooh.. added difficulty. So, a private interview could go a lot of ways. Why wouldn't he just do a public one? This could go a lot of different ways.

Either way, the article mentions that he's the guy everyone wants, but lets be honest... the person with a smoking gun is going to be the chief of staff, Meadows. If this guy doesn't give up something very serious on meadows, then it's still going to be an uphill battle.

Meadows will hide behind "executive privilege." There is no way you will get anything more out of him because all of it will be self incriminating.

The lawyer on the other hand, has a CLEAR view of what is legal and what is not and has agreed to a taped testimony under oath. This is beyond huge.


He can still save his ass (to a degree) by spilling the beans on what exactly went down at the hotel meeting.
 
2022-07-06 11:54:38 AM  
What good does that do? They need to subpoena Patsy Baloney.

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2022-07-06 11:54:39 AM  
We've got him now.
 
2022-07-06 11:54:56 AM  

Aquapope: Ooooohhhh, my bologna has a first name, it's P-A-T-S-Y


That's why he's gonna talk.

And, who knows. He may have made a deal that the questioning won't focus on his wrong doings so much as they will be more about what Trump and other's actions were.

Remember. Cipollone was on the other side of what Eastman and Roody were selling. In large part because he knew he'd end up right where he will be Friday. In a deposition of what happened.
 
2022-07-06 11:55:12 AM  

MFK: Because shiat is ACTUALLY happening


What's your favorite Happening that happened?
 
2022-07-06 11:56:10 AM  

Aquapope: Ooooohhhh, my bologna has a first name, it's P-A-T-S-Y


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2022-07-06 11:58:45 AM  

somedude210: This is very bad news for Trump. This dude was in on every meeting regarding this

In before, "I hardly knew x person.  He sat around the dinner table but I never said a word to him.  I only invited him to my birthday as a courtesy and I knew he'd bring me a nice present."

 
2022-07-06 11:59:11 AM  
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