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2022-07-06 12:04:30 PM  
To be fair, they do look like that couple.
 
2022-07-06 1:57:08 PM  
"An example [of a direct first question] would be like...'Were you breastfed by your mother?'

I honestly have no idea; it was the early 70s so there was hefty belief that science was better.  I suppose I could ask, but I would feel weird about it.
 
2022-07-06 2:17:29 PM  
Fox added, " go deep right away.

So, yes?
 
2022-07-06 2:17:42 PM  
Stupid formatting didn't copy.
 
2022-07-06 2:38:01 PM  
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2022-07-06 2:41:37 PM  
God those two are so farking gross. Why are their mouths always open in every pic?
 
2022-07-06 2:42:22 PM  
FTFA: Here I am thinking that it's a little "out there" to ask a guy what time he was born so you can look up his chart! Megan Fox cut straight to the chase when she first started dating her now fiancé Machine Gun Kelly-she wanted to know if he was breastfed as a baby.

I have no idea, and mom is dead so I can't ask her. But if she believes whether someone was breastfed or not as a baby is important to know about them as an adult it would be a red flag for me.
 
2022-07-06 2:43:18 PM  
The regret I have is that my personality is so lost on people, my sense of humor is lost.... My intelligence is not acknowledged.

To paraphrase Marshall Givens, if you run into people all day who don't find you funny or smart it's because you're not funny or smart.
 
2022-07-06 2:54:12 PM  
What wasn't?

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2022-07-06 2:54:58 PM  
It will come back to you.

...very foreign movie...
 
2022-07-06 2:59:04 PM  
"The regret I have is that my personality is so lost on people, my sense of humor is lost.... My intelligence is not acknowledged.

A good way for people to acknowledge your intelligence is not to say stupid shiat.
 
2022-07-06 3:00:57 PM  
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2022-07-06 3:07:29 PM  

Magnanimous_J: God those two are so farking gross. Why are their mouths always open in every pic?


To equalise the pressure from the wind whistling between their ears.
 
2022-07-06 3:10:31 PM  
I don't know if she's smart, but I don't think she is stupid.  I think it's possible she's smart enough to be farking with the media for self-promotion.  I do find it sad she's become more artificial looking over time.  She was quite attractive with a much, much more natural look.

And she can actually act.  She did a surprisingly good job on New Girl.  But I guess 'human Barbie' was a better career choice.
 
2022-07-06 3:12:20 PM  
Wait, those are actual human beings - not CGI or plastic replicates?
This Metaverse cartoon sh*t is getting way out of hand!
 
2022-07-06 3:17:49 PM  

Magnanimous_J: God those two are so farking gross. Why are their mouths always open in every pic?


Flys are free-range protein.
 
2022-07-06 3:56:39 PM  
I was not breast fed.  I'm never thought what that did to my psychology other than i've never gone crazy over boobs, later in life.  I've always been a stronger admirer of legs and butt than boobs.
 
2022-07-06 4:10:05 PM  

T.rex: I was not breast fed.  I'm never thought what that did to my psychology other than i've never gone crazy [']=]]over boobs, later in life.  I've always been a stronger admirer of legs and butt than boobs.


I wasn't either. The Mother said she wanted to keep our relationship on a 'professional level'.
 
2022-07-06 4:15:57 PM  
Goddamn that's one vile looking human.

What could possibly have damaged her so much to want to fark him?
 
2022-07-06 4:17:19 PM  

mongbiohazard: I have no idea, and mom is dead so I can't ask her. But if she believes whether someone was breastfed or not as a baby is important to know about them as an adult it would be a red flag for me.


Megan Fox is definitely not the absolute-zero-IQ bimbo that she got herself typecast as with a couple of early bad career decisions, and is actually a fairly competent professional in her chosen field with a reasonable level of insight into acting and literature that pops up unexpectedly here and there.

That said... she's also very genuinely the "normal" level of complete dipshiat about everything other than her chosen field that you'd associate with clueless hollywood celebrities in general.  She's not exceptionally stupid for a Hollywood actor, male or female, but that's a low bar to begin with and she's intellectually incurious enough for it to come across really, really fast when she's "trying to be smart" in interviews and shiat.  There's a reason her attempt at an image-reform campaign so she can continue to snag roles as she ages has not been going super well.  The astrology-by-way-of-breast-milk nonsense is pretty much her speed.
 
2022-07-06 4:39:39 PM  

jmr61: Goddamn that's one vile looking human.

What could possibly have damaged her so much to want to fark him?


Probably a horrible relationship with her father.
 
2022-07-06 4:42:11 PM  
1) If I started dating a woman that question, she would most likely be creeped out and have no desire to see me again...which obviously makes sense.

2) If a woman asks me that on one of our first dates, I am going to assume she is kinky and that I am about to have some awesome sex.  But she probably has issues, so it will be a short-term thing.
 
2022-07-06 5:12:50 PM  

T.rex: I was not breast fed.  I'm never thought what that did to my psychology other than i've never gone crazy over boobs, later in life.  I've always been a stronger admirer of legs and butt than boobs.


Not Breastfed => Not into boobs
X => Into butts
Solve for X

Oh, I know this one!  You were buttfed, weren't you?

/Well, that certainly explains some of the shiat that comes out of you mouth.
 
2022-07-06 5:29:56 PM  
Glamour?
 
2022-07-06 6:30:57 PM  
"Do you like thumbs that look like toes?
 
2022-07-06 7:18:43 PM  

Voodoo_Stu: T.rex: I was not breast fed.  I'm never thought what that did to my psychology other than i've never gone crazy over boobs, later in life.  I've always been a stronger admirer of legs and butt than boobs.

Not Breastfed => Not into boobs
X => Into butts
Solve for X

Oh, I know this one!  You were buttfed, weren't you?

/Well, that certainly explains some of the shiat that comes out of you mouth.


Does it embarrass you to realize that you apparently have some semblance of my existence to the point of even feeling the need to insult me, meanwhile i've never considered your username in my entire life?
 
2022-07-07 7:04:40 AM  

Unsung_Hero: I don't know if she's smart, but I don't think she is stupid.  I think it's possible she's smart enough to be farking with the media for self-promotion.  I do find it sad she's become more artificial looking over time.  She was quite attractive with a much, much more natural look.

And she can actually act.  She did a surprisingly good job on New Girl.  But I guess 'human Barbie' was a better career choice.


Wait. What?
That's the attractive lady from New girl?
Did she get dipped in plastic or what?
And what is she doing with responsible Beiber?
 
2022-07-07 7:07:56 AM  
They look like guilded butterflies.


Yeah. I'm laughing at them
 
2022-07-07 3:24:43 PM  

T.rex: Voodoo_Stu: T.rex: I was not breast fed.  I'm never thought what that did to my psychology other than i've never gone crazy over boobs, later in life.  I've always been a stronger admirer of legs and butt than boobs.

Not Breastfed => Not into boobs
X => Into butts
Solve for X

Oh, I know this one!  You were buttfed, weren't you?

/Well, that certainly explains some of the shiat that comes out of you mouth.

Does it embarrass you to realize that you apparently have some semblance of my existence to the point of even feeling the need to insult me, meanwhile i've never considered your username in my entire life?


Why would it embarrass me?  Honestly, I'd prefer not to be remembered by strangers for being unpleasant.  The fact that you wouldn't is on you, and explains more about you than I would have voluntarily bothered to learn.

Besides, it was just a stupid joke followed by a lighthearted jab to amuse people, even you.  Didn't think you'd be so utterly humorless about it, but I suppose I overestimated a stranger on the internet.  Shucks.
 
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