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(BBC-US)   Cocaine King of Milan extradited to Italy. Sausage King of Chicago still in the wind   (bbc.com) divider line
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2022-07-06 9:42:11 AM  
I keep hearing about the 'vasectomy king'  of Florida and, honestly, I'm done, I'm tired of hearing about the monarchy.
 
2022-07-06 9:53:01 AM  
It's the Sofa King of Wetodid, FL that you gotta keep an eye on.
 
2022-07-06 10:39:01 AM  
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2022-07-06 10:39:48 AM  
Bravo subby, Sgt Peterson approves
 
2022-07-06 10:43:16 AM  
Say hello to my little friend.

/*sigh*
//yes, I mean my sausage
 
2022-07-06 10:43:42 AM  
I mean,
if you have to get a nickname, you could do worse.

/otoh, if you have that nickname, you probably have.
 
2022-07-06 10:47:13 AM  
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In St. Louis, in the 80's/90s we had Becky, the Queen of Carpet..And Wanda the Princess of Tile..

/local commercials were terribly cheesy..
// but also wonderful
/// NO MONKEY BUSINESS!
 
2022-07-06 10:51:14 AM  
30 years?  What did he do to deserve that?  Have an abortion?  Get caught with an ounce of weed?  Driving while black?
 
2022-07-06 10:56:04 AM  
The cocaine king was known for getting snooty. Snooty?  No, snotty.
 
2022-07-06 10:56:07 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [i.ytimg.com image 320x180]
In St. Louis, in the 80's/90s we had Becky, the Queen of Carpet..And Wanda the Princess of Tile..


I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift...
 
2022-07-06 10:58:11 AM  
Rocco? An obese cow and a neurotic turtle seen shaking their heads.
 
2022-07-06 10:59:10 AM  
He's not too sexy for Milan?
 
2022-07-06 11:00:14 AM  
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2022-07-06 11:05:11 AM  
I know that my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw  him pass out at 31 Flavors last night.
 
2022-07-06 11:05:11 AM  

The Duck of Death: 30 years?  What did he do to deserve that?  Have an abortion?  Get caught with an ounce of weed?  Driving while black?


He failed to predict an earthquake. This is Italy after all, they are much more reasonable in their punishments!
 
2022-07-06 11:06:16 AM  

MBooda: He's not too sexy for Milan?


Also New York and Japan
 
2022-07-06 11:06:48 AM  
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2022-07-06 11:30:05 AM  
Cold are the hands of time that creep along relentlessly, destroying slowly but without pity that which yesterday was young. Alone our memories resist this disintegration and grow more lovely with the passing years. Heh! That's hard to say with false teeth!

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2022-07-06 11:33:03 AM  
" you snitch on me, and I yell Rat!"
 
2022-07-06 11:34:18 AM  

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First thought, too, then I remembered that he retired and started breeding horses
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He's also really into feet
 
2022-07-06 11:37:52 AM  

Big Floppy Donkey Dick Nixon: [Fark user image image 284x177]

Polka King of the Midwest unavailable for comment


I miss John Hughes
 
2022-07-06 11:38:17 AM  
Average story bro:

I have made dinner reservations under "Abe Froman" before.  Unfortunately, on most occasions, the hostess is too young to get the joke.

Thankfully, the maitre d at El Gaucho in Portland got it t right away.

"Ooooh....the Sausage King of Chicago...right this way."
 
2022-07-06 11:48:14 AM  
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The Fried Chicken King has been expanding his empire. Brace yourself. The mild sauce is coming.
 
2022-07-06 11:53:05 AM  

The_Sponge: Average story bro:
I have made dinner reservations under "Abe Froman" before.  Unfortunately, on most occasions, the hostess is too young to get the joke.Thankfully, the maitre d at El Gaucho in Portland got it t right away.
"Ooooh....the Sausage King of Chicago...right this way."


Hehe. That's great. I occasionally like to make reservations or orders under the name of Wilford Brimley just to be a jokester but unfortunately it's never been recognized. I got the Beetus
 
2022-07-06 11:54:32 AM  
He's devastatingly handsome.
 
2022-07-06 11:57:23 AM  

Mudd's woman: I know that my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw  him pass out at 31 Flavors last night.


Surely you can't be serious?
 
2022-07-06 12:00:19 PM  

berylman: The_Sponge: Average story bro:
I have made dinner reservations under "Abe Froman" before.  Unfortunately, on most occasions, the hostess is too young to get the joke.Thankfully, the maitre d at El Gaucho in Portland got it t right away.
"Ooooh....the Sausage King of Chicago...right this way."

Hehe. That's great. I occasionally like to make reservations or orders under the name of Wilford Brimley just to be a jokester but unfortunately it's never been recognized. I got the Beetus


I love it.

Hopefully someone gets it.

"You look so much younger in person."

Side note:

At El Gaucho, they have private humidor lockers in the cigar lounge.  Each one has a brass name plate, and some people use aliases...."Rodney Dangerfield", etc.

I need to get on their wait list so I can have one and have it say "Abe Froman".
 
2022-07-06 12:00:57 PM  

Mudd's woman: I know that my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw  him pass out at 31 Flavors last night.


Thank you Simone.
 
2022-07-06 12:08:04 PM  

Zik-Zak: Mr. Shabooboo: [i.ytimg.com image 320x180]
In St. Louis, in the 80's/90s we had Becky, the Queen of Carpet..And Wanda the Princess of Tile..

I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift...


No...It's Becky...
 
2022-07-06 12:08:57 PM  

berylman: The_Sponge: Average story bro:
I have made dinner reservations under "Abe Froman" before.  Unfortunately, on most occasions, the hostess is too young to get the joke.Thankfully, the maitre d at El Gaucho in Portland got it t right away.
"Ooooh....the Sausage King of Chicago...right this way."

Hehe. That's great. I occasionally like to make reservations or orders under the name of Wilford Brimley just to be a jokester but unfortunately it's never been recognized. I got the Beetus


I'm sure it's been recognized, it's just not worth letting you know because the don't want to encourage that kind of dumb
 
2022-07-06 12:20:49 PM  

The_Sponge: Mudd's woman: I know that my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw  him pass out at 31 Flavors last night.

Thank you Simone.


No problem whatsoever.
 
2022-07-06 12:40:00 PM  
That's what happens when your sister gets a car and you get a computer.
 
2022-07-06 12:42:39 PM  
Sausage King of Chicago?

How aboot the Polka King of Canada?

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2022-07-06 12:47:00 PM  

chitownmike: berylman: The_Sponge: Average story bro:
I have made dinner reservations under "Abe Froman" before.  Unfortunately, on most occasions, the hostess is too young to get the joke.Thankfully, the maitre d at El Gaucho in Portland got it t right away.
"Ooooh....the Sausage King of Chicago...right this way."

Hehe. That's great. I occasionally like to make reservations or orders under the name of Wilford Brimley just to be a jokester but unfortunately it's never been recognized. I got the Beetus

I'm sure it's been recognized, it's just not worth letting you know because the don't want to encourage that kind of dumb


Yeesh.  Don't be a buzzkill.
 
2022-07-06 12:47:18 PM  
Claims he's not from there.
 
2022-07-06 1:10:33 PM  
Witch Queen of New Orleans inconsolable.
 
2022-07-06 1:13:28 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image 425x313]

The Fried Chicken King has been expanding his empire. Brace yourself. The mild sauce is coming.


Harold's is no longer just on the South Side, they're taking over the world. There's even one in the sedate suburb of Frankfort, a short drive down Lagrange Rd. for me, but well worth it. I can't stomach KFC, but will happily eat Popeye's.
 
2022-07-06 1:30:27 PM  
Sausage King still in the wind...y city?
 
2022-07-06 1:42:35 PM  
I see "Sausage King" and the first thing that always comes to mind for me is:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Alexander_(murderer)

Yes, I am a cultural barbarian, FBDO was not the first.
 
2022-07-06 2:32:43 PM  
And here I thought the Sausage King of Chicago was that meathead named Ryan I met in Boystown
 
2022-07-06 3:28:10 PM  
John Marcone inconsolable.
 
2022-07-06 5:15:58 PM  

zimbomba63: Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image 425x313]

The Fried Chicken King has been expanding his empire. Brace yourself. The mild sauce is coming.

Harold's is no longer just on the South Side, they're taking over the world. There's even one in the sedate suburb of Frankfort, a short drive down Lagrange Rd. for me, but well worth it. I can't stomach KFC, but will happily eat Popeye's.


Smarted. There's a couple in Atlanta, and they are full service bars!
 
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