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(Guardian)   Wimbledon quiet room becomes sex cauldron   ( divider line
    More: Giggity, English-language films, Meditation, 2007 singles, long flowing summer dress, new quiet room, All England Club, Room, The Guardian  
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1149 clicks; posted to Sports » on 06 Jul 2022 at 10:20 AM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-07-06 7:48:29 AM  
This line cracks me up:

"She was in a long flowing summer dress and there was no doubt as to what they'd been up to,"

Also, sex cauldron would be an excellent Spinal Tap song.
2022-07-06 8:00:23 AM  
I guess all that sweating and grunting down on the court puts people in the mood.
2022-07-06 8:11:32 AM  
"What are you doing Step Princess?"
2022-07-06 8:20:00 AM  
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2022-07-06 10:22:07 AM  
Heh... "misusing". Says who?
2022-07-06 10:41:26 AM  
well what did they expect?
2022-07-06 10:56:30 AM  
I thought they closed that place down!
2022-07-06 10:57:01 AM  
So what you're saying is "15 Love" takes on a whole new meaning.
2022-07-06 10:57:42 AM  
2022-07-06 11:09:58 AM  

doctorguilty: So what you're saying is "15 Love" takes on a whole new meaning.

when it's love-all it's just one big orgy.
2022-07-06 11:35:05 AM  

NewportBarGuy: "What are you doing Step Princess?"

Help! I'm trapped in the mid court net! Step Official, what are you doing!?!
2022-07-06 12:19:46 PM  
I once thought of using the "family bathroom" with the wife at a baseball game.  My guess is the quiet room hasnt had a bunch of drunks piss all over everything in there.
2022-07-06 12:39:40 PM  
Anywhere is a sex room if you're brave enough.
2022-07-06 2:47:54 PM  
Tennis court near me had a little fenced area adjacent for whatever reason, and the sides were covered with the fabric they use. Say, I thought, this looks like a place where teenagers would ... Yep, used condom in the trash can.
2022-07-06 3:11:06 PM  
"Located in the Southern Village, the quiet room is a space where guests can retreat for a moment of private meditation, prayer or reflection or simply to escape the crowds around the grounds,"

Look you worship in your manner, I'll worship in mine.
2022-07-06 3:13:22 PM  
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