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(Ulster County Board of Elections)   Here's an "I VOTED" sticker contest and one of these deserves your vote more than the others   (elections.ulstercountyny.gov) divider line
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2022-07-06 6:42:49 AM  
Which one of you freaks did that?

//of course I voted for it
//95% LOL
 
2022-07-06 7:22:28 AM  
I started off looking at them super carefully to find "the one".

Then I scrolled down a bit.

Nicely done kid.
 
2022-07-06 7:46:51 AM  
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I VOTED

 
2022-07-06 8:52:17 AM  
Well that was easier than voting for the next establishment democrat they feed us, who won't do anything, but that's better than the fascist on the other side.
 
2022-07-06 8:52:51 AM  
Hudson Rowan must have a hell of a fan club.
 
2022-07-06 8:52:53 AM  
go Hudson!
 
2022-07-06 8:53:31 AM  
Done and done.
 
2022-07-06 8:54:21 AM  
Second LMAO of the morning. Thank you FARK.
 
2022-07-06 8:54:22 AM  

kerryclendenon: Well that was easier than voting for the next establishment democrat they feed us, who won't do anything, but that's better than the fascist on the other side.


What's easier than not voting?
 
2022-07-06 8:55:05 AM  
When will they learn to stop letting the Internet vote on things.
 
2022-07-06 8:55:08 AM  
I remember the first year People Magazine opened up the "Most Beautiful Person of 199x" up to internet voting and Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf took first place by a huge margin. Second through fifth places were various misspellings of Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
 
2022-07-06 8:55:57 AM  
I voted for Hudson's, then I regretted it because those other kids probably tried really hard and had really high hopes and they're going to come out with .5% of the votes at the end and it makes me sad.
 
2022-07-06 8:55:57 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [tse3.mm.bing.net image 300x299]I VOTED


History has shown voting doesn't make Nazis go away
 
2022-07-06 8:56:35 AM  
That Hudson Rowen feller really has it goin on.
I'd vote for him to be POTUS eventhough he's a kid because he has his finger on the pulse of America., the Zeitgeist if you will.

He nailed it, and almost everyone who voted for his sticker knows it
 
2022-07-06 8:58:06 AM  
I voted 50 times.
 
2022-07-06 8:58:13 AM  
Legit belly laugh!

The kids are alright.
 
2022-07-06 8:59:41 AM  
Internet polls: when you need to know the absolute worst possible choice in any matter.

/not that it's not funny
//Boaty McBoatface
 
2022-07-06 8:59:42 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Which one of you freaks did that?

//of course I voted for it
//95% LOL


Hudson Rowan. The next doctor/president of the United States
 
2022-07-06 8:59:53 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [tse3.mm.bing.net image 300x299]I VOTED


Yeah, Nazis vote too. And you can't vote them out when they get in control.
 
2022-07-06 9:01:41 AM  
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2022-07-06 9:01:57 AM  

mbsabc: Devolving_Spud: Which one of you freaks did that?

//of course I voted for it
//95% LOL

Hudson Rowan. The next doctor/president of the United States


But odd they named the kid Hudson when ulster county is in the Hudson valley.
 
2022-07-06 9:01:58 AM  
Votey McVoteface
 
2022-07-06 9:02:43 AM  
Damn, Hudson. Way to take it away from literally everyone.
Even Reagan would blush at that kind of land slide.

/Okay, now print those, and do a second one so the other kids have a legitimate shot. One of the classics would've gotten my vote.
 
2022-07-06 9:03:52 AM  
I can't believe it's not goatse.
 
2022-07-06 9:05:13 AM  

GoldSpider: What's easier than not voting?


Living in a society that's not run by nazis.
 
2022-07-06 9:06:03 AM  
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2022-07-06 9:06:16 AM  

Karma Chameleon: NewportBarGuy: [tse3.mm.bing.net image 300x299]I VOTED

History has shown voting doesn't make Nazis go away


Tough to prove a negative.  I think voting has made a ton of Nazis go away, but we never hear about it.  Look at all those school board elections where some shiathead wins with 8 votes, and multiply by every county in the country.  Things are bad, but voting - even at the anemic numbers we have today - does make a difference.
 
2022-07-06 9:06:46 AM  
14,000!

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2022-07-06 9:06:55 AM  
Thank you, subby, I needed that laugh uncontrolled burst of giggling
 
2022-07-06 9:06:58 AM  

basicstock: Votey McVoteface


If any candidate did a legal name change to this, they would have a legitimate shot at winning.
 
2022-07-06 9:07:02 AM  

kerryclendenon: Well that was easier than voting for the next establishment democrat they feed us, who won't do anything, but that's better than the fascist on the other side.


I dragged myself to the primary polls (like I do every time) to vote for a decent Democrat. Then after she got smashed by Tim Ryan, the Dem's preferred establishmentarian, Timmy started running TV adds promoting how much he agrees with Trump.

This is the establishment Democratic party in a nutshell.
 
2022-07-06 9:07:25 AM  

JerkStore: Internet polls: when you need to know the absolute worst possible choice in any matter.

/not that it's not funny
//Boaty McBoatface


That's Votey McVoteface in this case.
 
2022-07-06 9:07:38 AM  
Thank you Hudson, I needed a huge laugh today.
 
2022-07-06 9:07:52 AM  

tsjonesosu: 14,000!

[Fark user image 850x514]


Literally more people than voted in the last election in Ulster county.
 
2022-07-06 9:07:55 AM  
Ulster County is, by far, the nicest place I ever lived. I lived in a little town called Ulster Park, right outside of Kingston, and it was a paradise. Kind people, fantastic environment, everything you could want in a short drive, and pretty as a picture.

I miss it often.
 
2022-07-06 9:08:39 AM  
I went with the first one.

Seemed more in the spirit of my usual voting experience to go with the better candidate who none the less has no hope of winning.
 
2022-07-06 9:08:54 AM  

GoldSpider: kerryclendenon: Well that was easier than voting for the next establishment democrat they feed us, who won't do anything, but that's better than the fascist on the other side.

What's easier than not voting?


Given the prevalence, I'd guess whinging about it.
 
2022-07-06 9:09:02 AM  
We need a fark contest for I voted stickers.
 
2022-07-06 9:09:57 AM  
The villain you get when you order your Stranger Things from wish.com:

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2022-07-06 9:12:04 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Which one of you freaks did that?

//of course I voted for it
//95% LOL


I'm more interested to know how the hell that got through as a finalist.  Clearly, the Ulster County Board of Elections has some of us on it.
 
2022-07-06 9:12:13 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: The villain you get when you order your Stranger Things from wish.com:

[Fark user image 564x564]


I was thinking The Thing on acid tbh?
 
2022-07-06 9:12:57 AM  
Do I get an I Voted sticker for voting for I Voted stickers?
 
2022-07-06 9:13:27 AM  

Ragin' Asian: I remember the first year People Magazine opened up the "Most Beautiful Person of 199x" up to internet voting and Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf took first place by a huge margin. Second through fifth places were various misspellings of Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.


Gotta admit though Hank was a pretty awesome dude.
 
2022-07-06 9:13:52 AM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu The villain you get when you order your Stranger Things copy of Stephen King'sIT from wish.com:

FTFY
 
2022-07-06 9:13:56 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: The villain you get when you order your Stranger Things from wish.com:

[Fark user image image 564x564]


That thing looks like I feel.

/damn right I voted for it
 
2022-07-06 9:14:00 AM  

Oneiros: Do I get an I Voted sticker for voting for I Voted stickers?


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2022-07-06 9:14:30 AM  

HeartBurnKid: Devolving_Spud: Which one of you freaks did that?

//of course I voted for it
//95% LOL

I'm more interested to know how the hell that got through as a finalist.  Clearly, the Ulster County Board of Elections has some of us on it.


Why do you suspect there was more entries. The other options got around 100 votes each, this isn't a popular contest I fully expect 6 entries might have been all they had.

Honestly I hope the board of elections lean into this and next year we get even crazier designs.
 
2022-07-06 9:15:56 AM  
If ever there was a reason to cast an illegal vote getting one of those stickers is it.
 
2022-07-06 9:16:18 AM  

ajgeek: Damn, Hudson. Way to take it away from literally everyone.
Even Reagan would blush at that kind of land slide.

/Okay, now print those, and do a second one so the other kids have a legitimate shot. One of the classics would've gotten my vote.


Nah.  There's nothing offensive about it.

I guarantee that sticker encourages more people to go vote than a typical one. Especially young voters
 
2022-07-06 9:16:29 AM  
Hudson Rowan: "wait, that is due today?"
 
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