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(Lehigh Valley Live)   Pennsylvania Game Commission considering reintroduction of the American marten, which is like the European marten except it doesn't understand the metric system and calls football soccer   (lehighvalleylive.com) divider line
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2022-07-05 9:11:35 PM  
We claim it's a marten, but it's more like a mareight or marsevenandahalf.

/The water was cold.
 
2022-07-05 9:19:04 PM  
It likes living la vita loco.
 
2022-07-05 9:44:47 PM  
An American Martin in its native habitat
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2022-07-05 11:02:36 PM  
"Also on the agenda for the upcoming commissioner meeting will be creation of a bobwhite quail recovery area around Letterkenny Army Depot in Franklin County."

Well pitter patter, pitter patter.
 
2022-07-06 4:31:49 AM  
Small bundles of carnivore fury.  Tough and thorough.
 
2022-07-06 4:41:26 AM  
It also changes all the Ss to Zs and drops all the Us which really zcks
 
2022-07-06 4:46:47 AM  
But no matter what the Marten, it's made of leather and only cared about by hipsters.
 
2022-07-06 4:48:45 AM  

thorpe: "Also on the agenda for the upcoming commissioner meeting will be creation of a bobwhite quail recovery area around Letterkenny Army Depot in Franklin County."

Well pitter patter, pitter patter.


Lady C agrees
 
2022-07-06 5:05:56 AM  
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American Martens are precious.
 
2022-07-06 6:49:05 AM  
It's mating call is "DAAAAAAMN GINA"
 
2022-07-06 6:58:16 AM  
(reads headline)

A Marten?

Isn't that some weasel-ass thing?
Well, dag' nabit I don't need any weaselly-assed varmint, weaseling up in my backyard!
(looks at teh photo)

innahe a cuute lil foofer, oh yes he is, cute lil poophead.
 
2022-07-06 8:49:22 AM  
They already exist albeit in very small numbers in the mountain areas herein PA.
 
2022-07-06 8:52:24 AM  
Do they seek warmer climes in winter?
 
2022-07-06 9:28:24 AM  

2wolves: Small bundles of carnivore fury.  Tough and thorough.


They best be heat resistant too.
 
2022-07-06 2:35:50 PM  
Ack ack ack ack ack ..
 
2022-07-06 5:10:02 PM  
But can they carry a tune like a Housemartin can?

[1986] The Housemartins • Happy Hour
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