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(Zillow)   Steamboat Willie tragically landlocked   (zillow.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Rooms, First floor, 2nd floor, full kitchen, private area, third floor, formal dining room, humongous open family room  
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5984 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jul 2022 at 9:38 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-05 9:40:29 PM  
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2022-07-05 9:41:59 PM  
Take all that corny-ass crap off the outside and you might have something.resembling a regular house.
 
2022-07-05 9:42:10 PM  
I'd light that kitchen on fire with glee.
 
2022-07-05 9:43:25 PM  
Bail!
 
2022-07-05 9:44:32 PM  
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2022-07-05 9:47:38 PM  
Can I convert it into a riverboat casino?
 
2022-07-05 9:48:20 PM  
I would demand yacht rock be played during all sunlight hours at that house.
 
2022-07-05 9:49:57 PM  
The only good things about Duncannon are the Old Sled Works (owned by a friend of mine) and the roads out of town. When they talk about Alabama in the middle of Pennsylvania Perry County is what they're talking about. Go over the mountain 20 minutes north of where I am and the first things you hit at the bottom are a bar and a flag/t-shirt stand devoted entirely to the Orange Menace.

I wouldn't live there if the house was free, and I dig the weirdness of it.
 
2022-07-05 9:50:43 PM  
They have this setup at Cub Scout camp.

Also whatever cheap bastard thought a sideways, off the shelf, interior door is acceptable for anything besides being correctly mounted should walk the plank.
 
2022-07-05 9:50:59 PM  
Yikes.
 
2022-07-05 9:51:42 PM  
Does that have two kitchens???

I could serve so many coconut shramps

HERE ON THUNDER ISLAND
 
2022-07-05 9:54:45 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: The only good things about Duncannon are the Old Sled Works (owned by a friend of mine) and the roads out of town. When they talk about Alabama in the middle of Pennsylvania Perry County is what they're talking about. Go over the mountain 20 minutes north of where I am and the first things you hit at the bottom are a bar and a flag/t-shirt stand devoted entirely to the Orange Menace.

I wouldn't live there if the house was free, and I dig the weirdness of it.


Ah, Perry County.... Don't ever change....
 
2022-07-05 9:55:33 PM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Does that have two kitchens???

I could serve so many coconut shramps

HERE ON THUNDER ISLAND


Maybe the landlocked house boat has a boat house?
 
2022-07-05 9:56:03 PM  
Who is the subby anyway that creeps Zillow looking for weird houses?
 
2022-07-05 9:57:40 PM  
 
2022-07-05 9:58:23 PM  

Summoner101: Ass_Master_Flash: Does that have two kitchens???

I could serve so many coconut shramps

HERE ON THUNDER ISLAND

Maybe the landlocked house boat has a boat house?


I hope theres an engine room

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2022-07-05 9:58:48 PM  
Steamboat Willie is my Goth Metal Willie Nelson cover band.

/I'd actually like to listen to that
 
2022-07-05 9:58:51 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yikes.


Such a relevant username.
 
2022-07-05 9:58:56 PM  
I want to know what Residence Inn they stole all that carpet from
 
2022-07-05 9:59:22 PM  
My back hurts just looking at that microwave.
 
2022-07-05 10:00:25 PM  

blondambition: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yikes.

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OMG.


That decor is deeply ensconced
 
2022-07-05 10:00:32 PM  
At least paint the edges of the door you install sideways.

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2022-07-05 10:01:41 PM  
So it's rodent infested, and they still want that much for it?
 
2022-07-05 10:02:09 PM  
i remember seeing a house similar on dutch creek in johnsburg, il.  when we used to go down in our boat.
 
2022-07-05 10:03:57 PM  

Summoner101: Who is the subby anyway that creeps Zillow looking for weird houses?


I dunno, but one of these days, it's gonna be the home of my dreams.

This one almost qualifies.

It needs a plank that leads to an above ground pool
 
2022-07-05 10:04:33 PM  

Billy Liar: Take all that corny-ass crap off the outside and you might have something.resembling a regular house.


The crap on the outside is okay... kitschy, but not too bad.  The fact that you are okay with that interior suggests to me you make poor life choices.
 
2022-07-05 10:04:58 PM  

LordOfThePings: At least paint the edges of the door you install sideways.

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How is this shiatbox less than 20 years old? It is so hideously 80s/90s.

The sconces are out of proportion and far too high on the walls. Everything looks cheap and left over, like someone shopped Habitat For Humanity exclusively to build it.
 
2022-07-05 10:06:09 PM  

functionisalwaystaken: They have this setup at Cub Scout camp.

Also whatever cheap bastard thought a sideways, off the shelf, interior door is acceptable for anything besides being correctly mounted should walk the plank.


Yeah, what is that?  I'd have thought a fold up table but it's blocked by the stairs?

Also why two kitchens?  There's a lot I like about this house, but a lot that also doesn't make any sense.
 
2022-07-05 10:07:36 PM  

wingedkat: functionisalwaystaken: They have this setup at Cub Scout camp.

Also whatever cheap bastard thought a sideways, off the shelf, interior door is acceptable for anything besides being correctly mounted should walk the plank.

Yeah, what is that?  I'd have thought a fold up table but it's blocked by the stairs?

Also why two kitchens?  There's a lot I like about this house, but a lot that also doesn't make any sense.


Inlaw unit

Lido deck
 
2022-07-05 10:11:24 PM  

HoratioGates: Billy Liar: Take all that corny-ass crap off the outside and you might have something.resembling a regular house.

The crap on the outside is okay... kitschy, but not too bad.  The fact that you are okay with that interior suggests to me you make poor life choices.


I agree.  The outside is the best part.  I'd love to have a house with that much deck space.

The inside needs some updates.  Also, while I understand that "open floor plans" are a fad there is such a thing as too open.  Place needs some walls.
 
2022-07-05 10:11:42 PM  
Interesting. I'm guessing the second "kitchen" - really, a serving pantry as it has no cooking devices - started out life as a bar, perhaps with a dance floor, in the original builder's plans.
 
2022-07-05 10:14:18 PM  
What the zark is up with that microwave set up below the counter top?
 
2022-07-05 10:14:49 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Steamboat Willie is my Goth Metal Willie Nelson cover band.

/I'd actually like to listen to that


That knock on your door is the Disney legal team paying you a visit.
 
2022-07-05 10:15:57 PM  

functionisalwaystaken: They have this setup at Cub Scout camp.

Also whatever cheap bastard thought a sideways, off the shelf, interior door is acceptable for anything besides being correctly mounted should walk the plank.


It looks like it is on rollers. Maybe it slides open to reveal whatever is in that feature?
 
2022-07-05 10:22:00 PM  
How much is land around there?  Because you're getting a 4000+ sq ft house 'and' 13+ acres for the $375k ($29kish/acre without the house included)

The first floor reminds me of a lodge at a corporate retreat kind of place in the 90s.  Where everyone would have their own little cabin away from there & then would gather in the lodge for meals, team building exercises, getting smoke blown up your butt by management or professional ra ra types.

Is high speed internet/fiber available around there.  Because with that much acreage you could build those little cabins and turn it into an actual corporate retreat.

/there'd even be room for a team building obstacle course out there too
//please sign this waiver first though...
 
2022-07-05 10:28:44 PM  
Checkout the tax value, it was assessed at $468,100 for 10 years straight, but listed for 375,000 strange
 
2022-07-05 10:32:08 PM  
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2022-07-05 10:34:50 PM  
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2022-07-05 10:35:23 PM  
Perry county. Where the men are men and the sheep run scared.
 
2022-07-05 10:36:24 PM  

johndalek: i remember seeing a house similar on dutch creek in johnsburg, il.  when we used to go down in our boat.


When you were going down did you ever find the little man in the boat?
 
2022-07-05 10:39:03 PM  
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2022-07-05 10:40:28 PM  
Put actual shelves in the pantry for $375K fer chrissakes!
 
2022-07-05 10:49:52 PM  

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Beat me by 10 minutes. Fancy Shmancy!
 
2022-07-05 10:50:00 PM  
Up on the third floor you'll find a private area, perfect to sneak away OR stumble up to the 4th/look-out space and enjoy a view that goes on for miles!

Tell me the owner had a third floor sex dungeon and threw himself off the fake smokestack.
 
2022-07-05 10:50:43 PM  

atomic-age: LordOfThePings: At least paint the edges of the door you install sideways.

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How is this shiatbox less than 20 years old? It is so hideously 80s/90s.

The sconces are out of proportion and far too high on the walls. Everything looks cheap and left over, like someone shopped Habitat For Humanity exclusively to build it.


It's central PA. You're lucky it's 1980s/90s rather than 1880s/90s like their local politicians.
 
2022-07-05 11:02:16 PM  
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2022-07-05 11:03:17 PM  
Why is it being taxed at $110k more than the asking price?  Is it termites or something harder to fix?
 
2022-07-05 11:05:32 PM  

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2022-07-05 11:05:33 PM  
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2022-07-05 11:29:32 PM  
Where's the calliope?
 
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