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2022-07-05 7:03:09 PM  
The Master Race is coming again?
 
2022-07-05 8:47:50 PM  

Jake Havechek: The Master Race is coming again?


Sure. In socks, Kleenex. Whatever is handy.

/heh. Handy.
 
2022-07-05 8:48:22 PM  

Jake Havechek: The Master Race is coming again?


They want to make Europe look like a bombed-out hell hole...like the majority of Russia....
 
2022-07-05 8:48:38 PM  
A final solution, so to speak.
 
2022-07-05 8:49:11 PM  
I think that he and Putin should die in each others arms together, soon.
 
2022-07-05 8:49:17 PM  
OK Putin
 
2022-07-05 8:51:44 PM  
Oh look.....Vladimir taught his dog to speak!!!
 
2022-07-05 8:51:58 PM  
Russia can't handle Ukraine. Can you imagine Russia trying to handle NATO?

Idle threats from bombastic buffoons need not be considered.
 
2022-07-05 8:52:12 PM  
Ich bin ein ausländer

Fixed it.  JFK was killed and eaten after he claimed to be a German pastry.
 
2022-07-05 8:53:46 PM  

iheartscotch: Jake Havechek: The Master Race is coming again?

They want to make Europe look like a bombed-out hell hole...like the majority of Russia....


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2022-07-05 8:53:50 PM  
Does Russia have an Article 5 thing with Belarus or could we get away with lighting them up?

Hypothetically.
 
2022-07-05 8:55:49 PM  

Petey4335: Jake Havechek: The Master Race is coming again?

Sure. In socks, Kleenex. Whatever is handy.

/heh. Handy.


Selbstbefriedigung macht frei
 
2022-07-05 8:56:10 PM  
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2022-07-05 8:56:16 PM  

BitwiseShift: Ich bin ein ausländer

Fixed it.  JFK was killed and eaten after he claimed to be a German pastry.


Same thing happened to Vice Chancellor Croissant.  Europeans are weird.
 
2022-07-05 8:57:50 PM  
okay I'll do it
Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander
Youtube 76wSk1j02_4
 
2022-07-05 8:59:27 PM  

batrachoseps: BitwiseShift: Ich bin ein ausländer

Fixed it.  JFK was killed and eaten after he claimed to be a German pastry.

Same thing happened to Vice Chancellor Croissant.  Europeans are weird.


Don't forget Count Vichyssoise, he was a cold bastard!
 
2022-07-05 9:00:24 PM  

Jake Havechek: The Master Race is coming again?


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Just try to sit like this.   You can do it on the balls of your feet, sure, but you ain't doing it flat footed.  It takes a lifetime of . . . not owning chairs and vodka?. . . to do this.  I dunno, but we're clearly losing the squat gap.
 
2022-07-05 9:00:46 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Does Russia have an Article 5 thing with Belarus or could we get away with lighting them up?

Hypothetically.


Their shared border with Poland and Lithuania seems as good a destination as any for the 300,000 NATO troops heading over to Eastern Europe.
 
2022-07-05 9:02:33 PM  
Putin made the singular mistake of thinking all of his money spent modernizing his military was actually spent on modernizing his military instead of the two-handed cash grab everyone in charge had perfected from his example.
 
2022-07-05 9:03:01 PM  
A cleansing?  What a douche.
 
2022-07-05 9:03:20 PM  
Yeah a cleansing of anything Russian. And no one will be sad about it.

No one cried for the orcs when Mordor fell either.
 
2022-07-05 9:03:25 PM  
fark, man are these guys assholes.

How much better would this world be if we could rid ourselves of these farks.

It is like we have a whole sector of the world acting like Trump... oh fark, that is exactly what we have.
 
2022-07-05 9:03:58 PM  
DarnoKonrad:

We must learn from the Chinese
 
2022-07-05 9:05:11 PM  

BitwiseShift: Ich bin ein ausländer

Fixed it.  JFK was killed and eaten after he claimed to be a German pastry.


He's a donut!

I AM A DONUT - Eddie Izzard
Youtube 1GaDAjHKYC4
 
2022-07-05 9:06:56 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: okay I'll do it
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Dos dedos mes amigos
 
2022-07-05 9:07:16 PM  
If they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out? Will you defend me?
 
2022-07-05 9:08:30 PM  
The right rises in Europe. We see it the the French election and Nazism rearing its ugly head in Germany and the USA. Don't forget a bunch of Ukrainian fighters were trained by neo-nazi groups/government funding went to neo-Nazi groups for that training . It's seen in our western media. We talk about it on fark.

Its feeds this Belarusian orc. He's using our own media to support his propaganda and I bet it works freaking wonders on that side. I wonder if he actually believes his own spin?
 
2022-07-05 9:08:47 PM  
See them hunting, creeping, sneaking
Breeding fear and loathing with the lies they're speaking
 
2022-07-05 9:10:04 PM  

neongoats: Yeah a cleansing of anything Russian. And no one will be sad about it.

No one cried for the orcs when Mordor fell either.


My posting history should speak for my opposition to fascists and Russian aggression.

But, with all respect...
... inserting the word cleansing...
...then a nationality/ethnicity,...
...then renaming said nationality/ethnicity in a dehumanizing manner...

...is a little chilling my friend.

fark Russian aggression. But i have no wish to "cleanse" this world of Russians.
 
2022-07-05 9:11:33 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Jake Havechek: The Master Race is coming again?

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Just try to sit like this.   You can do it on the balls of your feet, sure, but you ain't doing it flat footed.  It takes a lifetime of . . . not owning chairs and vodka?. . . to do this.  I dunno, but we're clearly losing the squat gap.


Slav squat doesn't take any more practice than a ball-footed squat; you just have to learn how to balance.

See how those guys are throwing every ounce of weight available in front of their knees (head, arms)? You just learned the Russian magic. Exotic and captivating, I know.
 
2022-07-05 9:11:49 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: okay I'll do it
[YouTube video: Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander]


NSFW (in the most National Geographic way):
Rammstein - Ausländer (Official Video)
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2022-07-05 9:12:19 PM  
It's taken Russia how many months to take a quarter of Ukraine? What magic spell does dipshiat Lukashenko think Putin is going to pull out of his ass?

This is just more bloviating for Sweden and Finland joining NATO.
 
2022-07-05 9:12:43 PM  

nakmuay: A final solution, so to speak.


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2022-07-05 9:13:54 PM  
That sounds mightily naziish. But top minds assured us Russia was only in Ukraine to denazify it.

The pro-Russia crowd wouldn't lie, would they?
 
2022-07-05 9:14:16 PM  

Jake Havechek: The Master Race is coming again?


I noticed the Master Race seems to be awfully shiny lately... almost like their superior genes have something in them causing them to lose much of their hair...
 
2022-07-05 9:15:06 PM  

neongoats: Yeah a cleansing of anything Russian. And no one will be sad about it.

No one cried for the orcs when Mordor fell either.


Tolkien did in a way. He regretted making them irredeemable.
 
2022-07-05 9:15:47 PM  
Zee Reich vill last a thousand years!  Join zee party today!
 
2022-07-05 9:17:57 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Does Russia have an Article 5 thing with Belarus or could we get away with lighting them up?

Hypothetically.


There is some sort of defensive pact among the SSRs that didn't look to Europe. CISNA or something like that. Its Russia, Belarsu, and the Stans.
 
2022-07-05 9:18:50 PM  
KingBiefWhistle:

Goddammitt beat me by 15minutes. One of the best shows I've seen. PWEI opening for Ramones at Brixton Academy in London. I've been to thousands of shows. That was an actual scared for my life show. When Ramones came on after PWEI the entire floor of thousands of people exploded into a mosh pit after the first guitar chord

Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander
Youtube 76wSk1j02_4
 
2022-07-05 9:19:05 PM  

FnkyTwn: It's taken Russia how many months to take a quarter of Ukraine? What magic spell does dipshiat Lukashenko think Putin is going to pull out of his ass?

This is just more bloviating for Sweden and Finland joining NATO.


Putin's last chemo session went well, so he's all hot and bothered.
 
2022-07-05 9:20:46 PM  
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2022-07-05 9:20:48 PM  

The Duck of Death: KingBiefWhistle: okay I'll do it
[YouTube video: Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander]

NSFW (in the most National Geographic way):
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pat2c33sbog]


came here for this.

/mon ami
//mi amor
 
2022-07-05 9:21:57 PM  
The leader of a vassal state whose master can't even conquer master's next-door neighbor... threatening the most powerful military alliance on earth.

The vacuum of interstellar space is less empty than Belarus' threats.
 
2022-07-05 9:26:14 PM  
You attack a nut with nukes, he uses nukes.

You act cowardly against a nut with nukes, he uses nukes.
 
2022-07-05 9:27:50 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: [preview.redd.it image 850x460]


I really shouldn't have chuckled at that...but here we are.
 
2022-07-05 9:29:25 PM  
Lukashynko is much less secure in his position than Putin is, which is why he hasn't joined the war yet. Sounds like Putin is trying to get him to though. It'll be the end of him for sure.
 
2022-07-05 9:30:29 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Jake Havechek: The Master Race is coming again?

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Just try to sit like this.   You can do it on the balls of your feet, sure, but you ain't doing it flat footed.  It takes a lifetime of . . . not owning chairs and vodka?. . . to do this.  I dunno, but we're clearly losing the squat gap.


Eh? I squat flat-footed, and I'm not even Russian.

Or drunk.

But I repeat myself.
 
2022-07-05 9:31:13 PM  
Meh, I don't put much behind Lucky's words. He has to tread a fine line between full-throated support for Putin and not having the people of Belarus rise up against him. Any military sent to Ukraine is military he can't use to suppress his people.
 
2022-07-05 9:32:56 PM  
Hey Putin: Russländer Raus.
 
2022-07-05 9:34:41 PM  

Petey4335: Jake Havechek: The Master Race is coming again?

Sure. In socks, Kleenex. Whatever is handy.

/heh. Handy.


I thought they all denied women their seed and abstained from self-flagellation to preserve their andechrome or some garbage.
 
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