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(MSN)   We "will have to think whether to re-install him again as the American president. We haven't decided yet" was uttered by: A) The RNC, B) 70 million 'Merican voters, or C) A Russian TV host   (msn.com) divider line
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2022-07-05 4:25:22 PM  
Why would they need TFG when they can have the Internet Research Agency convince a large portion of the public to try January 6th again?

/just with DeSantis or some other GOP candidate being the one supposedly having their election "stolen".
 
2022-07-05 4:35:40 PM  
They can't even keep their own country from falling apart. But yeah, I totally believe Russia is the influence here. The idjits who can't do anything correctly, and always find the dumbest ways to screw it up. That should be the Russian Coat of Arms.
 
2022-07-05 5:22:08 PM  
Heartwarming news from War Torn Russia.
 
2022-07-05 5:23:26 PM  

themindiswatching: Why would they need TFG when they can have the Internet Research Agency convince a large portion of the public to try January 6th again?

/just with DeSantis or some other GOP candidate being the one supposedly having their election "stolen".


I mean... if taking Democracy to the woodshed once is fun, then taking it to the woodshed twice is twice as fun?
 
2022-07-05 5:26:17 PM  

Combustion: They can't even keep their own country from falling apart. But yeah, I totally believe Russia is the influence here. The idjits who can't do anything correctly, and always find the dumbest ways to screw it up. That should be the Russian Coat of Arms.


I can't believe that the FSB approved this language.
 
2022-07-05 5:28:42 PM  
It's time to burn Russia to the ground.
 
2022-07-05 5:29:54 PM  
What are they gonna do, run even shiattier ads on Fox and Facebook? We're wise to their ways and would never let that happen again. Oh hush, narrator, what do you know. Surely our country isn't that dumb.
 
2022-07-05 5:34:14 PM  

Combustion: They can't even keep their own country from falling apart. But yeah, I totally believe Russia is the influence here. The idjits who can't do anything correctly, and always find the dumbest ways to screw it up. That should be the Russian Coat of Arms.


There are certainly Republicans into the idea of us leaving NATO right now for reasons they can't really go into. It's not because Russians are so smart but because Republicans so desperate to be ruled by ruled by a strongman.
 
2022-07-05 5:39:02 PM  
That sounds like a confession that they meddled and got him installed in 2016, tried and failed in 2020, and are weighing their option for 2024.  Might be a good idea to revoke any remaining security clearances from the previous administration.  Might also be grounds to challenge the allegiance of their appointees too, like a few Supreme Court Justices.
 
2022-07-05 5:39:48 PM  
The bloviations of some Russian TV host are news?  I can't imagine the international headlines whenever Judge Winebox or the reanimated corpse of Rush Farkboy open their mouths.
 
2022-07-05 5:40:43 PM  
I don't remember him being re-installed before
 
2022-07-05 5:41:54 PM  
Sounds like they're seriously on the fence about Donald Trump.
 
2022-07-05 5:42:05 PM  
Ten comments in and this thread is bright red. Must be some sort of coincidence.
 
2022-07-05 5:42:20 PM  

nytmare: What are they gonna do, run even shiattier ads on Fox and Facebook? We're wise to their ways and would never let that happen again. Oh hush, narrator, what do you know. Surely our country isn't that dumb.


...

But what Stanley could not know was that his country was, in fact, that dumb.

He had no way of knowing that his countrymen's penchant for stupidity far exceeded any quantifiable thing he could ever hope to comprehend -- and this included even the Line™'s wanderlust.

 
2022-07-05 5:43:17 PM  
Most of their exploits have been found, documented, and locked down. As much as they want to troll their solitary success in the information war, I am hardly worried about their future endeavors.

/MAGAts being homegrown terrorists is a more immediate and present danger.
 
2022-07-05 5:44:02 PM  
How many piss tapes do the Russians have?
 
2022-07-05 5:44:59 PM  
https://jennycohn1.medium.com/2016-the-attack-on-americas-election-infrastructure-e8f4f895d91c - also discusses the connections to Ukraine through people like Manafort.
 
2022-07-05 5:45:47 PM  

Palined Parenthood: I don't remember him being re-installed before


I think we're technically still fighting with the uninstall script a little on that one. It got rid of the program but there are a lot of parts of the OS that don't seem to be working quite the same as before.
 
2022-07-05 5:46:53 PM  

blackminded: Ten comments in and this thread is bright red. Must be some sort of coincidence.


*counts down from the Weeners*
*pumps fist for being eleventh*
 
2022-07-05 5:47:01 PM  

Combustion: They can't even keep their own country from falling apart. But yeah, I totally believe Russia is the influence here. The idjits who can't do anything correctly, and always find the dumbest ways to screw it up. That should be the Russian Coat of Arms.


Counter-point: Russian misinformation on Facebook had a lot of influence on our last 2 elections. Discounting that influence would be foolish.
 
2022-07-05 5:47:40 PM  

LurkerSupreme: Palined Parenthood: I don't remember him being re-installed before

I think we're technically still fighting with the uninstall script a little on that one. It got rid of the program but there are a lot of parts of the OS that don't seem to be working quite the same as before.


Where's Ishkur Internet when you need it?
 
2022-07-05 5:49:06 PM  
I wish I knew how the majority of Russians feel about Putin and how the country is being run...except. obviously, how many know what's really going on, right? I don't want to bomb them into submission (provided we could get away with it without starting a nuclear fark-fest), if they are not overtly complicit.

This is such an interconnected shiat-show. God, the Cuban missile crisis and Vietnam were "It's a small world after all" ride compared to this shiat. Where are the Overlords when we need them? Or the Star-Child.
 
2022-07-05 5:49:23 PM  

bighairyguy: That sounds like a confession that they meddled and got him installed in 2016, tried and failed in 2020, and are weighing their option for 2024.  Might be a good idea to revoke any remaining security clearances from the previous administration.


I'm not convinced that they have that sort of control over the widely distributed election infrastructure.  But, I think it'd be comparatively easy for them to convince some puddingheads like Donald Trump, Ron Johnson, and Jim Jordan that they do.
 
2022-07-05 5:49:56 PM  

Weatherkiss: Sounds like they're seriously on the fence about Donald Trump.


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2022-07-05 5:54:54 PM  
On one hand, Joseph McCarthy was right, but he might be a bit conflicted about the Commies and the Christians being on the same side.
 
2022-07-05 5:56:18 PM  

Jiggatron69: How many piss tapes do the Russians have?


all of them...
 
2022-07-05 5:58:45 PM  
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2022-07-05 6:00:03 PM  
January 6th was users attempt to gain admin privileges so they could install their president.
 
2022-07-05 6:00:20 PM  
Russian state media is full of shiat. Ignore their statements as mere propaganda. They want maximum disruption and nothing else. This is part of that. They only love Trump because he disrupts and now they're being seen to be anti Trump because that's the pro Trump move at this point. End of story.
 
2022-07-05 6:02:40 PM  

odinsposse: Combustion: They can't even keep their own country from falling apart. But yeah, I totally believe Russia is the influence here. The idjits who can't do anything correctly, and always find the dumbest ways to screw it up. That should be the Russian Coat of Arms.

There are certainly Republicans into the idea of us leaving NATO right now for reasons they can't really go into. It's not because Russians are so smart but because Republicans so desperate to be ruled by ruled by a strongman.


She is now blaming the shooting on video games. fark won't let me post the URL from rawstory in a submission or in a post.
 
2022-07-05 6:05:16 PM  

Gestalt: Most of their exploits have been found, documented, and locked down. As much as they want to troll their solitary success in the information war, I am hardly worried about their future endeavors.

/MAGAts being homegrown terrorists is a more immediate and present danger.


Dude! Who do you think fills their has tank?
 
2022-07-05 6:06:23 PM  

King Something: nytmare: What are they gonna do, run even shiattier ads on Fox and Facebook? We're wise to their ways and would never let that happen again. Oh hush, narrator, what do you know. Surely our country isn't that dumb.

...

But what Stanley could not know was that his country was, in fact, that dumb.
He had no way of knowing that his countrymen's penchant for stupidity far exceeded any quantifiable thing he could ever hope to comprehend -- and this included even the Line™'s wanderlust.


When Stanley went to vote, he chose the voting machine on his left.
 
2022-07-05 6:07:51 PM  

BrianGriffin: I wish I knew how the majority of Russians feel about Putin and how the country is being run...except. obviously, how many know what's really going on, right? I don't want to bomb them into submission (provided we could get away with it without starting a nuclear fark-fest), if they are not overtly complicit.

This is such an interconnected shiat-show. God, the Cuban missile crisis and Vietnam were "It's a small world after all" ride compared to this shiat. Where are the Overlords when we need them? Or the Star-Child.


It makes Watergate and Reagan missiles look like couch change too.
 
2022-07-05 6:10:03 PM  

saturn badger: odinsposse: Combustion: They can't even keep their own country from falling apart. But yeah, I totally believe Russia is the influence here. The idjits who can't do anything correctly, and always find the dumbest ways to screw it up. That should be the Russian Coat of Arms.

There are certainly Republicans into the idea of us leaving NATO right now for reasons they can't really go into. It's not because Russians are so smart but because Republicans so desperate to be ruled by ruled by a strongman.

She is now blaming the shooting on video games. fark won't let me post the URL from rawstory in a submission or in a post.


Good. Ignore her.
 
2022-07-05 6:10:15 PM  

Russ1642: January 6th was users attempt to gain admin privileges so they could install their president.


Wouldn't that have been fun to watch a Trump lawyer argue that because the qshaman held a quorum on the floor on that day the US was held to his determination of who he wants to be president. And 5 of the justices would be nodding their ascent, Robert's would be hemming and hawing about precedent set by Bush v Gore, and the three "liberals" would issue a well written mostly ignored dissenting opinion.

/ and the fox News crowd would have been so surprised that Russia still would have invaded Ukraine
// only difference is TFG would have left nato because of their support of the "Insurrectionists Nazis"
 
2022-07-05 6:11:45 PM  

James Bond Blimp: Russ1642: January 6th was users attempt to gain admin privileges so they could install their president.

Wouldn't that have been fun to watch a Trump lawyer argue that because the qshaman held a quorum on the floor on that day the US was held to his determination of who he wants to be president. And 5 of the justices would be nodding their ascent, Robert's would be hemming and hawing about precedent set by Bush v Gore, and the three "liberals" would issue a well written mostly ignored dissenting opinion.

/ and the fox News crowd would have been so surprised that Russia still would have invaded Ukraine
// only difference is TFG would have left nato because of their support of the "Insurrectionists Nazis"


Quentin Tarantino could do an alternate reality movie about it.
 
2022-07-05 6:13:44 PM  

BrianGriffin: I wish I knew how the majority of Russians feel about Putin and how the country is being run...except. obviously, how many know what's really going on, right? I don't want to bomb them into submission (provided we could get away with it without starting a nuclear fark-fest), if they are not overtly complicit.

This is such an interconnected shiat-show. God, the Cuban missile crisis and Vietnam were "It's a small world after all" ride compared to this shiat. Where are the Overlords when we need them? Or the Star-Child.


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2022-07-05 6:14:23 PM  

odinsposse: Combustion: They can't even keep their own country from falling apart. But yeah, I totally believe Russia is the influence here. The idjits who can't do anything correctly, and always find the dumbest ways to screw it up. That should be the Russian Coat of Arms.

There are certainly Republicans into the idea of us leaving NATO right now for reasons they can't really go into. It's not because Russians are so smart but because Republicans so desperate to be ruled by ruled by a strongman.


You said "ruled by" twice.
 
2022-07-05 6:16:08 PM  

Ivo Shandor: saturn badger: odinsposse: Combustion: They can't even keep their own country from falling apart. But yeah, I totally believe Russia is the influence here. The idjits who can't do anything correctly, and always find the dumbest ways to screw it up. That should be the Russian Coat of Arms.

There are certainly Republicans into the idea of us leaving NATO right now for reasons they can't really go into. It's not because Russians are so smart but because Republicans so desperate to be ruled by ruled by a strongman.

She is now blaming the shooting on video games. fark won't let me post the URL from rawstory in a submission or in a post.

Good. Ignore her.


We can't. Like it or not she is like bunkie as the face of the party. We ignore her at our risk. This is the same with all of them. They have more power than you think in MAGAt world.

No one ignores the turtle but she kinda has more power than him now amongst the MAGATs. The turt is a RINO. She is not.

/power changes hands constantly
 
2022-07-05 6:17:27 PM  

LurkerSupreme: Palined Parenthood: I don't remember him being re-installed before

I think we're technically still fighting with the uninstall script a little on that one. It got rid of the program but there are a lot of parts of the OS that don't seem to be working quite the same as before.


We're at the point that frankly we need to just trashcan the damn disk and reinstall the whole DemocracyOS.

And this time use kernel 2.x instead of 1.27. 1.x was great when it was new but it has real problems with a lot of modern hardware.
 
2022-07-05 6:24:54 PM  
TV hosts run Russia so they installed a game show host as president in the USA.

It's just connect the dots from here boys and girls...
 
2022-07-05 6:40:47 PM  
Those fuquers.
 
2022-07-05 6:56:22 PM  

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Fark prefers David Sirota's Jacobin.
 
2022-07-05 7:05:43 PM  
Can we bomb Moscow now?
 
2022-07-05 7:05:56 PM  

Palined Parenthood: LurkerSupreme: Palined Parenthood: I don't remember him being re-installed before

I think we're technically still fighting with the uninstall script a little on that one. It got rid of the program but there are a lot of parts of the OS that don't seem to be working quite the same as before.

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2022-07-05 7:24:09 PM  

Weatherkiss: Sounds like they're seriously on the fence about Donald Trump.


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2022-07-05 7:51:37 PM  

Combustion: They can't even keep their own country from falling apart. But yeah, I totally believe Russia is the influence here. The idjits who can't do anything correctly, and always find the dumbest ways to screw it up. That should be the Russian Coat of Arms.


It's Russian state propaganda for Russian consumption. Their government is covering up for their many flaws and failures by telling their people that Russia is a mighty and just nation, that America, Britain and the rest of NATO cower in fear from their overwhelming cunning and strength and of course that they were totally justified in invading - sorry, that's liberating the rightfully Russian-owned territory of Ukraine from the Nazi Western puppet regime that illegally occupies it. And that they're certainly not committing countless war crimes there. No, nothing to see here. Come get a mould burger from Vkusno & Tochka, it's everything you loved about McDonalds without the stink of fat, stupid Americans all over it.
 
2022-07-05 8:21:57 PM  

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