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(Narcity)   One Monday morning, I got up late. There were these monkeys, outside ze gate. The guard tried to stop them but had no luck. The monkeys got free and they ran amok. I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do. They infected the moose out front too   ( divider line
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502 clicks; posted to STEM » on 05 Jul 2022 at 4:34 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-07-05 4:41:16 PM  
The song is stuck in my head now. Not complaining.
2022-07-05 4:42:23 PM  
Moose is infected, the park out front shoulda told ya
2022-07-05 4:46:37 PM  
No shiat, there I was on a Tuesday afternoon when a Legitimate Fark Headline appeared.

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2022-07-05 4:59:22 PM  
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2022-07-05 5:10:05 PM  
Canada Is Now Reporting 300 Cases Of Monkeypox & Here's Where They Are

Gross, Canada, we don't need to hear where your pocks are.
2022-07-05 5:10:38 PM  
Animaniacs - The Monkey Song
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2022-07-05 6:41:37 PM  
In B.C., four cases have been reported, while Alberta has confirmed eight in total. Over in Ontario, PHAC says 77 cases have been reported, while Quebec has the most with 211.

I don't think it's a coincidence that those happen to be the four provinces where 85% of the population of Canada live.
2022-07-05 8:53:25 PM  
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At least we're starting to flatten the curve.

With a logarithmic Y scale, exponential growth shows up as a straight line with a positive slope. Extend that trend out by a month or two and the numbers could start to get rather large.

The end is not in sight until the daily case numbers start trending down toward zero.
2022-07-05 10:56:27 PM  
According to the Public Health Agency of Canada (PHAC), as of July 4, there are 300 publicly reported cases of the illness across four different provinces.

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