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2022-07-05 3:50:56 PM  
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2022-07-05 4:52:40 PM  
On the radio (CBC) it was reported as "a sum between $200 and $2000", so they've expended the range a bit..
 
2022-07-05 4:54:09 PM  

strutin: On the radio (CBC) it was reported as "a sum between $200 and $2000", so they've expended the range a bit..


OH! This is a *New* bucket-o-cash... good for all these honest folk!:)
 
2022-07-05 4:55:45 PM  
I must be morally bankrupt. If I found cash on the street, it would become my cash.
 
2022-07-05 4:57:01 PM  
It was exactly $2,537.10.  Anyone asking for that exact amount will get the reward.

Caller number 20433 will also receive a prison sentence for just asking for it.  Also caller number 1, 2, 3, 4, etc.
 
2022-07-05 5:01:56 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I must be morally bankrupt. If I found cash on the street, it would become my cash.


You must not have been raised right. I would look around, say "anyone missing some cash? no? okay then." ,Then I would keep it. At least I tried.
 
2022-07-05 5:02:23 PM  
Canadian $? How much is that in real money?
 
2022-07-05 5:03:41 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I must be morally bankrupt. If I found cash on the street, it would become my cash.


If I find €20, it's mine.

If I find €200, that could be someone's rent, so I turn it in.

If it's enough to make a difference in my life, it might be enough to ruin someone else's, so I turn it in.
 
2022-07-05 5:04:09 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I must be morally bankrupt. If I found cash on the street, it would become my cash.


If I found a wallet, it would be returned with all cash. Loose cash in front of a seniors' residence? Ya, I'd turn it in.

Loose cash on the street? Into my retirement fund. It would be like selling cocaine without having to sell the cocaine.
 
2022-07-05 5:05:07 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I must be morally bankrupt. If I found cash on the street, it would become my cash.


I don't know about keeping it, but the cops are the last people I'd give it to. I think my conscience would be clear if I gave it to a charity.
 
2022-07-05 5:08:53 PM  

Russ1642: Hey Nurse!: I must be morally bankrupt. If I found cash on the street, it would become my cash.

I don't know about keeping it, but the cops are the last people I'd give it to. I think my conscience would be clear if I gave it to a charity.


Especially after watching We Own This City.
 
2022-07-05 5:16:25 PM  

Bob_Laublaw: Hey Nurse!: I must be morally bankrupt. If I found cash on the street, it would become my cash.

If I found a wallet, it would be returned with all cash. Loose cash in front of a seniors' residence? Ya, I'd turn it in.

Loose cash on the street? Into my retirement fund. It would be like selling cocaine without having to sell the cocaine.


Somebody dropped 200 bucks one night at the liquor store in front of the cash register. Boss was like " oh, that last customer was a regular, ill give t to him"
me "ill hold on to it until he comes back, as he is a regular "
boss gives me a dirty look and the mysterious regular never came back to claim it. funny, that.
 
2022-07-05 5:21:31 PM  
Why is Sam Elliott on their money?
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2022-07-05 5:49:48 PM  
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2022-07-05 5:55:13 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I must be morally bankrupt. If I found cash on the street, it would become my cash.


I found £10 once. I did look around to see if anyone was searching for it. As no one was, I put the money towards buying the first round of the night. I thought it would be best to share.
 
2022-07-05 6:26:07 PM  
I'll take the under on that one.
 
2022-07-05 7:12:59 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Hey Nurse!: I must be morally bankrupt. If I found cash on the street, it would become my cash.

I found £10 once. I did look around to see if anyone was searching for it. As no one was, I put the money towards buying the first round of the night. I thought it would be best to share.


I once did find $40 in a self-checkout register at the grocery store. I did turn that in. If I found a wallet, with ID - I'd turn that in. But $100 flapping in the breeze? All mine.
 
2022-07-05 8:05:03 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I must be morally bankrupt. If I found cash on the street, it would become my cash.


Bad Samaritan!
 
2022-07-05 9:03:36 PM  

KB202: Hey Nurse!: I must be morally bankrupt. If I found cash on the street, it would become my cash.

If I find €20, it's mine.

If I find €200, that could be someone's rent, so I turn it in.

If it's enough to make a difference in my life, it might be enough to ruin someone else's, so I turn it in.


This is the correct answer.
 
2022-07-05 9:16:10 PM  
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2022-07-06 7:10:59 AM  
I found a brand new, high-end chainsaw and a climbing harness on the side of the road once. I dropped it off at the local police station. The next day, I saw an arborist working in that neighborhood, and asked him if a saw had fallen off his truck. It had. He went to the police station to retrieve it. They had no record of it.

It's always bothered me that I gave some hard-working dude's brand new Husqvarna to a crooked cop.
 
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