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2022-07-05 1:38:04 PM  
Around 70 shots fired, wearing a dress

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2022-07-05 1:39:35 PM  

Angry Buddha: Around 70 shots fired, wearing a dress

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But I'm assuming 100% fewer incestuous blowjobs.
 
2022-07-05 1:40:42 PM  
Who will be first to ban dresses, AZ,TX or FL?
 
2022-07-05 1:44:30 PM  
"Someone get Daniels a Comb, Stat!"
 
2022-07-05 1:45:04 PM  
abort the police
 
2022-07-05 1:45:09 PM  
MTG claimed the Uvalde shooter was a transvestite. Wait til she hears this news...
 
2022-07-05 1:46:23 PM  
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2022-07-05 1:47:20 PM  
Did he go to the trouble of picking out a rifle that matched his parade attack outfit?
 
2022-07-05 1:47:21 PM  

drongozone: MTG claimed the Uvalde shooter was a transvestite. Wait til she hears this news...


This one is ANTIFA. She got her cue cards screwed up.
 
2022-07-05 1:50:50 PM  

eagles95: drongozone: MTG claimed the Uvalde shooter was a transvestite. Wait til she hears this news...

This one is ANTIFA. She got her cue cards screwed up.


Well, you can't spell "transvestite" without most of ANTIFA.
 
2022-07-05 1:50:52 PM  
Yeah, that's the ticket!

The cunning bastard who's definitely trans evaded us by putting on women's clothing!

It's not that we're incompetent and couldn't apprehend the guy despite our entire department being at the parade!

/Cops lie
 
2022-07-05 1:55:03 PM  
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...if that's what you think....
 
2022-07-05 1:55:45 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: eagles95: drongozone: MTG claimed the Uvalde shooter was a transvestite. Wait til she hears this news...

This one is ANTIFA. She got her cue cards screwed up.

Well, you can't spell "transvestite" without most of ANTIFA.


TransFestite?
 
2022-07-05 1:55:58 PM  
I live in the southwest burbs and just checked the comments about this on the local Patch site.

Hoooooly shiat people are insane. It's like exclusively reading the comments of people I've blocked here but somehow even worse.
 
2022-07-05 1:56:59 PM  

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...if that's what you think....


Spent a little too much time manscaping that beard
 
2022-07-05 1:57:24 PM  
He would have stuck out like a sore thumb as a woman who was that slim in the Chicago area
 
2022-07-05 1:58:18 PM  

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The news is really trying hard to pin this on a political party.   Last thing I read was that there was a short video of a crowd clapping as the Trump presidential motorcade went past and you can see him in the crowd of on-lookers.
 
2022-07-05 1:59:26 PM  
He went through the effort of going in drag in order to hide and conceal his identity, but left the gun behind that he'd purchased himself?

Can we at least have an IQ test a requirement for purchasing an AR?
 
2022-07-05 1:59:34 PM  
He's got that authoritarian haircut going on, which is nice.
 
2022-07-05 2:02:01 PM  
The mayor, remembering "those who have left us:"

THEY DIDN'T "LEAVE", THEY WERE MURDERED.
 
2022-07-05 2:03:39 PM  
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2022-07-05 2:06:09 PM  
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2022-07-05 2:10:18 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: He's got that authoritarian haircut going on, which is nice.


Is there anything a farker wont biatch about?  It's a farking haircut.  There isn't anything authoritarian about it.
 
2022-07-05 2:11:03 PM  

capt.snicklefritz: I live in the southwest burbs and just checked the comments about this on the local Patch site.

Hoooooly shiat people are insane. It's like exclusively reading the comments of people I've blocked here but somehow even worse.


This is where I live and I wish I didn't see your post.  We are doomed.  I tried to look at it as maybe one mega-troll but I am uncomfortable that someone could think of some of these comments to troll with.  The Patch is on par with NextDoor in terms of places I have to avoid from now on.  I miss the Southtown and the Star, the Patch readers are stone crazy.
 
2022-07-05 2:12:52 PM  
What the arrest scene may have looked like.

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2022-07-05 2:14:17 PM  

Jeebus Saves: ecmoRandomNumbers: He's got that authoritarian haircut going on, which is nice.

Is there anything a farker wont biatch about?  It's a farking haircut.  There isn't anything authoritarian about it.


You're right. It's a 1970s Members Only douchebro haircut.
 
2022-07-05 2:14:41 PM  
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2022-07-05 2:15:29 PM  
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2022-07-05 2:16:00 PM  

capt.snicklefritz: I live in the southwest burbs and just checked the comments about this on the local Patch site.

Hoooooly shiat people are insane. It's like exclusively reading the comments of people I've blocked here but somehow even worse.


Patch is very popular with the delusional radicalized-right. You should expect crazy comments from people made insane by far-right propagandists.
 
2022-07-05 2:16:58 PM  

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Gay or straight, that officer is going to have a lot of new friends soon. And oh my if he's bi.
 
2022-07-05 2:17:14 PM  
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2022-07-05 2:18:06 PM  
Looks like Adam Pally in Sonic the Hedgehog.
 
2022-07-05 2:19:06 PM  

jso2897: Jeebus Saves: ecmoRandomNumbers: He's got that authoritarian haircut going on, which is nice.

Is there anything a farker wont biatch about?  It's a farking haircut.  There isn't anything authoritarian about it.

You're right. It's a 1970s Members Only douchebro haircut.


When I was in 3rd grade, I had a sweet Members Only jacket.  It was stolen from me at the Boys Club.  It turned out it was one of the kids on my basketball team who said it was an accident and that he thought it was his.  I believed him, but then he became a financial planner and went to prison for embezzling from his clients.

That dude totally meant to steal my Members Only jacket.
 
2022-07-05 2:19:22 PM  
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2022-07-05 2:22:23 PM  
He dressed up in women's clothing.  And I'll dress up for you, too.  I already have a cop uniform.  People are dead but when I give it to you, baby, you'll feel more alive than you ever have.  Get under this podium and show me what a law abiding citizen does while I tell the media how we haven't reviewed any of his videos.  And bring a dictionary because I have to look up the word motive.  The liberal media said something about finding it.  Oh yeah I put the dic in dictionary.
 
2022-07-05 2:22:27 PM  
7th person has died
 
2022-07-05 2:23:14 PM  

Rapmaster2000: jso2897: Jeebus Saves: ecmoRandomNumbers: He's got that authoritarian haircut going on, which is nice.

Is there anything a farker wont biatch about?  It's a farking haircut.  There isn't anything authoritarian about it.

You're right. It's a 1970s Members Only douchebro haircut.

When I was in 3rd grade, I had a sweet Members Only jacket.  It was stolen from me at the Boys Club.  It turned out it was one of the kids on my basketball team who said it was an accident and that he thought it was his.  I believed him, but then he became a financial planner and went to prison for embezzling from his clients.

That dude totally meant to steal my Members Only jacket.


If only we knew then what we know now.
 
2022-07-05 2:25:28 PM  

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Ooooh ooooh! Do my favorite, big mclargehuge.
 
2022-07-05 2:28:33 PM  

benelane: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Ooooh ooooh! Do my favorite, big mclargehuge.


OK, fine, just for you. I didn't want to overdo the "joke."

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/For quite a few years, I went through that whole list of names, using them for passwords.
 
2022-07-05 2:28:36 PM  

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S. GRABOWSKI

Your Plea Has Been: Rejected (The Simpsons)
Youtube 5VBiTHckkH8
 
2022-07-05 2:28:49 PM  
Why does this dude have two badges?
 
2022-07-05 2:30:14 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: benelane: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Ooooh ooooh! Do my favorite, big mclargehuge.

OK, fine, just for you. I didn't want to overdo the "joke."

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/For quite a few years, I went through that whole list of names, using them for passwords.


You are a gentleman and a scholar. Gold star for you!
 
2022-07-05 2:32:38 PM  

Malenfant: capt.snicklefritz: I live in the southwest burbs and just checked the comments about this on the local Patch site.

Hoooooly shiat people are insane. It's like exclusively reading the comments of people I've blocked here but somehow even worse.

Patch is very popular with the delusional radicalized-right. You should expect crazy comments from people made insane by far-right propagandists.


I wish they'd just take the ability to comment away. It adds nothing.

I just want quick local headlines. Maybe someday I'll develop self control and not wade into the comments like the big dummy I am every single time.
 
2022-07-05 2:34:06 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: benelane: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Ooooh ooooh! Do my favorite, big mclargehuge.

OK, fine, just for you. I didn't want to overdo the "joke."

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/For quite a few years, I went through that whole list of names, using them for passwords.


Officer C. Suchthiknek
 
2022-07-05 2:39:46 PM  

Sword and Shield: Why does this dude have two badges?


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2022-07-05 2:41:29 PM  

Abox: amigafin: [Fark user image 178x262]

...if that's what you think....

Spent a little too much time manscaping that beard


Has a definite "I spent 2 hours shaving this morning to make it look like I just rolled out of bed with a hangover" vibe.
 
2022-07-05 2:42:09 PM  
Wait. Are we sure this isn't Jay Cutler?
 
2022-07-05 2:43:02 PM  
Mass Shooting News Conference Thirst Trap sounds like a Mothers-era Zappa album.
 
2022-07-05 2:44:29 PM  

misanthropicsob: What the arrest scene may have looked like.

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Just wanted to say I love Thunderball. Watched it last night.

(The remake, Never Say Never Again, is watchable, but it has aged poorly. And I miss Sean Connery.)
 
2022-07-05 2:51:52 PM  

Daniel Boone's Farm: capt.snicklefritz: I live in the southwest burbs and just checked the comments about this on the local Patch site.

Hoooooly shiat people are insane. It's like exclusively reading the comments of people I've blocked here but somehow even worse.

This is where I live and I wish I didn't see your post.  We are doomed.  I tried to look at it as maybe one mega-troll but I am uncomfortable that someone could think of some of these comments to troll with.  The Patch is on par with NextDoor in terms of places I have to avoid from now on.  I miss the Southtown and the Star, the Patch readers are stone crazy.


Another sw suburbanite here and yeah, Patch commenters are the worst. But so is our local Patch "journalist" who always finds the douchiest way to phrase each headline. And on Facebook he loves to share articles from Patches across the country featuring a non-white person's scary mugshot.
 
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