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2022-07-05 12:51:51 PM  
I am looking forward to the "Select Committee Cut" version
 
2022-07-05 12:54:45 PM  
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2022-07-05 12:54:45 PM  
Mousing over for g0at or tub in link
 
2022-07-05 3:01:13 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Mousing over for g0at or tub in link


Those seem so quaint and harmless compared to this horror, which is footage from the Alex Holder documentary on Trump's reelection (and coup) attempt.
 
2022-07-05 3:01:16 PM  
And then Keanu was like "You're dying, Roach" and then Roach was like "See you in hell, Johnny!" and then Roach died and Swayze put his body in the Jeep.
 
2022-07-05 3:02:48 PM  
This needs Yakety Sax.
 
2022-07-05 3:05:55 PM  
If only things like "facts" and "evidence" mattered anymore. I'm not a fan of our new post truth dystopia, I was hoping for more of a Mad Max kind of thing.
 
2022-07-05 3:06:22 PM  
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Meanwhile, a few threads down ...
 
2022-07-05 3:06:33 PM  
I can't click on that.  I just can't.
 
2022-07-05 3:08:14 PM  
Just turn volume down and play Benny Hill Chase music instead.
 
2022-07-05 3:08:15 PM  

SpectroBoy: I am looking forward to the "Select Committee Cut" version


It really seems like they just let these guys film for posterity as they were planning a coup.

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2022-07-05 3:08:38 PM  
This is where they shine for their public: When they've been edited into presentable, articulate people.  Something they are most definitely not in real life.
 
2022-07-05 3:10:29 PM  
Subby,your headline was such blatant clickbait that I didn't click through to the article just out of principle.  Shame on you.
 
2022-07-05 3:13:21 PM  
- Eric is caught on a phone call, mysteriously saying, "For the sake of this country, we're going to get these guys."

Nauseating that he thinks his family represents "the country."
 
2022-07-05 3:14:13 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Nauseating that he thinks his family represents "the country."


Actually, they think the country represents them.
 
2022-07-05 3:14:42 PM  

joen00b: This is where they shine for their public: When they've been edited into presentable, articulate people. Something they are most definitely not in real life.


Umm...Not sure I agree with that. People like Trump when he's acting unhinged, not when he's polished for a sit-down interview with multiple takes.

His kids are a different story.
 
2022-07-05 3:17:15 PM  

joen00b: This is where they shine for their public: When they've been edited into presentable, articulate people.  Something they are most definitely not in real life.


The thing is, though, Holder said TFG didn't ask for editorial approval or anything. Just let the crew in, let them film everything, and let them make their own film. So it could really make them look bad if he wants it to.
 
2022-07-05 3:18:01 PM  
Ivanka frets about a line on her dress, and jokes about covering it with a pet roaming about. "Can I borrow your dog?" she asks her makeup artist.

Jared nervously repositions his tie and asks, "Is that okay?"


Seriously? This is "stunning"? What a bunch of farking drama queens.

There's actual concerning stuff in there, but a joke about a line on a dress and someone checking to see if their tie is straight about the most human thing these assholes have ever done.
 
2022-07-05 3:18:15 PM  
I'm not watching until they release the butthole cut.
 
2022-07-05 3:21:41 PM  

Pernicious Q. Varmint: I'm not watching until they release the butthole cut.


That is the butthole cut.
 
2022-07-05 3:22:29 PM  

Blathering Idjut: - Eric is caught on a phone call, mysteriously saying, "For the sake of this country, we're going to get these guys."

Nauseating that he thinks his family represents "the country."


Later viewers find out by "these guys," I'm Eric is actually talking about The Foot Clan from the animated children's cartoon series Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Also, it wasn't even a functioning phone.
 
2022-07-05 3:23:44 PM  
We don't want a trailer. When's the full release date?

/probably the day after Trump's second inauguration
 
2022-07-05 3:24:45 PM  
FTA: By Tommy Christopher

When did he get rehabilitated?

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2022-07-05 3:26:09 PM  
I did not BELIEVE what happens next!
It was a way to burn 20 POUNDS of belly fat overnight!
The secret doctors DID NOT want me to know about!
I saw ONE SIMPLE TRICK to lower my mortgage payment!

Fark you subby, and fark you mods for approving a clickbait headline like this. Seriously, be better people.
 
2022-07-05 3:29:51 PM  

PoweredByIrony: I did not BELIEVE what happens next!
It was a way to burn 20 POUNDS of belly fat overnight!
The secret doctors DID NOT want me to know about!
I saw ONE SIMPLE TRICK to lower my mortgage payment!

Fark you subby, and fark you mods for approving a clickbait headline like this. Seriously, be better people.


Pretty sure this whole site runs on clicks.
 
2022-07-05 3:29:56 PM  

Russ1642: We don't want a trailer. When's the full release date?

/probably the day after Trump's second inauguration


TWO WEEKS
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2022-07-05 3:32:01 PM  

Blathering Idjut: - Eric is caught on a phone call, mysteriously saying, "For the sake of this country, we're going to get these guys."

Nauseating that he thinks his family represents "the country."


...or that getting anybody they don't like is going to improve the country:  for whom?
 
2022-07-05 3:33:54 PM  

AtomPeepers: SpectroBoy: I am looking forward to the "Select Committee Cut" version

It really seems like they just let these guys film for posterity as they were planning a coup.

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yes that would be the rational path to take if you were planning a coup.
You want to be sure everyone gets told you were the hero that saved the day, and you do that by basically documenting your process of taking over. And the good/bad details can be taken care of later in the editing room.

that's what makes it all so extra crazy, last thing any of us expected was any rational aciton on their part about anything.
 
2022-07-05 3:34:01 PM  

Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: joen00b: This is where they shine for their public: When they've been edited into presentable, articulate people.  Something they are most definitely not in real life.

The thing is, though, Holder said TFG didn't ask for editorial approval or anything. Just let the crew in, let them film everything, and let them make their own film. So it could really make them look bad if he wants it to.


Honestly, I think MAGAworld Trumpers could see that trailer and see Trump's fussiness, the attack on the Capitol, Ivanka's line "it's a business," all of it, and look forward to seeing the film.

This is not like a Michael Moore production that is obviously mocking the subject.  In a way, I do kinda hope that it reels in an amount of idiots, and as they watch the film, maybe they, some of them, catch on to the unseemliness, the lack of care for the government, to it all.

Then again, who am I kidding?
 
2022-07-05 3:36:09 PM  

aaronx: Pernicious Q. Varmint: I'm not watching until they release the butthole cut.

That is the butthole cut.


It's all butthole.
 
2022-07-05 3:37:34 PM  

WhiskeySticks: PoweredByIrony: I did not BELIEVE what happens next!
It was a way to burn 20 POUNDS of belly fat overnight!
The secret doctors DID NOT want me to know about!
I saw ONE SIMPLE TRICK to lower my mortgage payment!

Fark you subby, and fark you mods for approving a clickbait headline like this. Seriously, be better people.

Pretty sure this whole site runs on clicks.


Yeah, but at the same time we don't need it to turn into Buzzfeed-lite.
 
2022-07-05 3:50:48 PM  
I saw this from TFA and involuntarily tossed my head back and said "oh f*ck."

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/I am celebrating the 4th on the 5th
//booze is involved this time. and weed
///forewarned is forearmed
 
2022-07-05 3:50:50 PM  
Ivanka: "You have to be in this for the right reasons"

... scamming millions from the rubes that support Daddy
 
2022-07-05 3:56:06 PM  

aaronx: Pernicious Q. Varmint: I'm not watching until they release the butthole cut.

That is the butthole cut.


The rest will only be available on HBO Premium Platinum Plus.
 
2022-07-05 3:56:31 PM  
Yuck.

I don't want to watch that.
 
2022-07-05 3:56:50 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Mousing over for g0at or tub in link


Lol this isn't your first fark link, is it?
 
2022-07-05 3:57:01 PM  
That guy would really help us if he released to to the public domain instead of a pay service I and many others don't have or want. This limited access is bullshiat. Call Biden and get him to pay for it.

Biden: You want how much? Deal!
To govt  accounting dept: Pay him what he wants. No, double it. If he holds out triple it.
 
2022-07-05 4:05:16 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: west.la.lawyer: Mousing over for g0at or tub in link

Those seem so quaint and harmless compared to this horror, which is footage from the Alex Holder documentary on Trump's reelection (and coup) attempt.


I used to send the goatse to some friends. Some of them promised revenge. Their links could not top mine. They sent tub lady to me. I had already seen it and it was pfft. Up your game, dudes.

I had to stop when everyone knew what I was doing. Some never clicked on a link I sent ever again.
 
2022-07-05 4:05:41 PM  
Roaches?

How very Hutu of them
 
2022-07-05 4:07:04 PM  

kevinatilusa: Subby,your headline was such blatant clickbait that I didn't click through to the article just out of principle.  Shame on you.


Your loss. I just read the texts.
 
2022-07-05 4:10:13 PM  

Mikey1969: Ivanka frets about a line on her dress, and jokes about covering it with a pet roaming about. "Can I borrow your dog?" she asks her makeup artist.

Jared nervously repositions his tie and asks, "Is that okay?"

Seriously? This is "stunning"? What a bunch of farking drama queens.

There's actual concerning stuff in there, but a joke about a line on a dress and someone checking to see if their tie is straight about the most human thing these assholes have ever done.


And people biatch and moan and complain when the see a certain farker here and brushing the permanent hair off their screen.

/the ones who do that are... uhm... prone to making a post just for the sake of a  post
 
2022-07-05 4:11:36 PM  

kevinatilusa: Subby,your headline was such blatant clickbait that I didn't click through to the article just out of principle.  Shame on you.


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2022-07-05 4:12:57 PM  

aaronx: Pernicious Q. Varmint: I'm not watching until they release the butthole cut.

That is the butthole cut.


Wrong! BZZT! This is the asshole cut. Major difference.

/still want to see the butthole cut
//kinda enjoyed the non one
///loved the cat-like dancing
 
2022-07-05 4:16:34 PM  

hammettman: Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: joen00b: This is where they shine for their public: When they've been edited into presentable, articulate people.  Something they are most definitely not in real life.

The thing is, though, Holder said TFG didn't ask for editorial approval or anything. Just let the crew in, let them film everything, and let them make their own film. So it could really make them look bad if he wants it to.

Honestly, I think MAGAworld Trumpers could see that trailer and see Trump's fussiness, the attack on the Capitol, Ivanka's line "it's a business," all of it, and look forward to seeing the film.

This is not like a Michael Moore production that is obviously mocking the subject.  In a way, I do kinda hope that it reels in an amount of idiots, and as they watch the film, maybe they, some of them, catch on to the unseemliness, the lack of care for the government, to it all.

Then again, who am I kidding?


I don't like him but he tells it like it is! If I got a buck every time I read this I could by a small island in the Pacific.
 
2022-07-05 4:23:27 PM  

SpectroBoy: I am looking forward to the "Select Committee Cut" version


The DOJ cut, the Schiff cut, the treason cut, the Mike Lindell 60 second short... More versions than Blade Runner of SW:A New Hope combined.
 
2022-07-05 4:23:42 PM  

Fart_Machine: This needs Yakety Sax.


Seinfeld Bass would be way better.
 
2022-07-05 4:29:29 PM  
saturn badger:
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Good to know ;)
 
2022-07-05 4:45:25 PM  

saturn badger: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: west.la.lawyer: Mousing over for g0at or tub in link

Those seem so quaint and harmless compared to this horror, which is footage from the Alex Holder documentary on Trump's reelection (and coup) attempt.

I used to send the goatse to some friends. Some of them promised revenge. Their links could not top mine. They sent tub lady to me. I had already seen it and it was pfft. Up your game, dudes.

I had to stop when everyone knew what I was doing. Some never clicked on a link I sent ever again.


I miss RugbyJock
 
2022-07-05 4:46:12 PM  

saturn badger: aaronx: Pernicious Q. Varmint: I'm not watching until they release the butthole cut.

That is the butthole cut.

Wrong! BZZT! This is the asshole cut. Major difference.

/still want to see the butthole cut
//kinda enjoyed the non one
///loved the cat-like dancing


That IS his name, Sir. Major Asshole.

/Gunner's Mate First Class Philip Asshole
//I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes
///Keep firing, Assholes!
 
2022-07-05 4:51:22 PM  
I hope this is released Ad free, on a free service, for the entire world to see.
 
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